Turbo Dismount is a kinetic tragedy about Mr. Dismount and the cars who love him. It is the official sequel to the wildly popular and immensely successful personal impact simulator - Stair Dismount.
User reviews: Overwhelmingly Positive (2,791 reviews)
Release Date: May 21, 2014

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"The only way to see what happens if you send someone into oncoming traffic on a office chair."

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April 29

Turbo Dismount 1.12 "Speed Season" Update!

For your continued happiness:
* New vehicle: Squealer!
* Misc. minor tweaks

See you on the forums!

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April 10

Turbo Dismount 1.11 "Grim Season" Update!

Hi everyone!
The weather has been grim in Finland, so this is a grim season update.

  • New vehicle: "Grim Wagon"
  • New seasonal head for grim season, the Grim Visage
  • New camera mode, the Cinematic Camera!
  • Better touch screen support for Windows tablets
  • Shuriken tweaked, vehicle logo fixed
  • Cop cars tweaked

Enjoy this grim, grim update in quiet solemnity.

*Update 1.11.1 fixes game launch freeze on older operating systems*
*Update 1.11.2 fixes Workshop connectivity on older operating systems*

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Reviews

“It's a chaotic toybox of destruction”
Preview – HardcoreGamer

“Turbo Dismount is a glorious excuse for putting polygonal beings into dangerous vehicles and then watching the physics-based carnage gently unfold into something beautiful.”
Preview – Kotaku

About This Game

Turbo Dismount is a kinetic tragedy about Mr. Dismount and the cars who love him. It is the official sequel to the wildly popular and immensely successful personal impact simulator - Stair Dismount.

The highlights of this experience are multiple vehicles, an awesome replay system, level editing features, high-speed physics and an indiscriminate sense of style.

The purpose of the game is simple - damage awards points. It is up to you to try different combinations of obstacles, vehicles, poses and levels to make it to the top of the leaderboards. To support friendly rivalry, Turbo Dismount supports placing a photo of your friend on the face of Mr. Dismount - such a delightful way to express one's emotions!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP
    • Processor: Intel Core 2 or better
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX9 compatible graphics card
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Hard Drive: 300 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Any
    Minimum:
    • OS: 10.8 or newer
    • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo or better
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Any
    • Hard Drive: 300 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Any
Helpful customer reviews
247 of 281 people (88%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
8.7 hrs on record
Posted: January 4
Local police departments should use this game to demonstrate the dangers of drunk driving.

10/10
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75 of 80 people (94%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
5.8 hrs on record
Posted: December 20, 2014
This game is INSANE amounts of hilarity! Think of it as a 3D Happy Wheels, except without the overabundance of effortless, repetitive user-made levels. Throw in all sorts of gags and non-graphic violence, and you've sealed the deal.

I highly recommend this game if you've grown rather tired of Happy Wheels, and need a breath of fresh air.
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101 of 136 people (74%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5.1 hrs on record
Posted: January 3
Russia driving Simulator 2014.
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39 of 44 people (89%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: January 1
Very simular to their mobile titles with more added features, a nice range of customisation and a large selection of levels.. Oh and the added Workshop makes the level count unlimited I guess.

Highly suggest you get this game, especially if it's on sale. Well worth it!
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43 of 56 people (77%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
15.3 hrs on record
Posted: December 13, 2014
Fun game to screw around in. In short bursts.


Pros
  • Steam Workshop. Play other peoples levels.
  • Graphically it's actually pretty nice.
  • Plaster your friends faces on the character then smash him into a wall! :D
  • No learning curve, pick up and play.
  • Great physics

  • Runs well on a crappy laptop. It will most likely run on anything, other than toasters.

  • It's just another pick up and mess around for a bit game.

    Cons
    • After playing it for awhile. You'll most likely forget about it and never play it again.
    • It can lag terribly when there's alot of pieces.
    • There just isn't that much to do.

    Final score: 59/100
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28 of 32 people (88%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.4 hrs on record
Posted: February 27
Great game good to pass the time lots to do if you download some maps from workshop, gives you good laugh as well I have never had so much fun crashing and killing people its the way it splatters that matters.

This game is worth the money even at full price
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10 of 10 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.6 hrs on record
Posted: February 18
Turbo Dismount is a game where the little guy falls out of the car and then the car runs him over. Turbo Dismount is where the little guy pedals his tricycle off of a cliff and down five stories onto landmines which launch him up into the air. Turbo Dismount is where the little guy does a loop-de-loop on a section of road and drives straight into a patch of landmines at top speed, making him and his car explode rather spectacularly. Turbo Dismount is where a guy gets into a drag race and finishes it by plowing his car into a wall.

I could tell you about a hundred of these stories, but it's basically a guy, a car, and a set of circumstances in which you have to figure out how to inflict maximum pain on the guy, and the punchline involves grevious bodily harm.

It's a joke you can re-experience and re-tool over and over, but the punchline itself starts to get stale around four hours after you've played out all the variations of "What happens when an (adjective) (character) in a (type of car) drives into a (insert hazard here)?". It's a bit like Mad Libs, but with physics and objects.

I don't see myself playing this again anytime soon, but the time I did spend with it was hilarious, and there's a level based off of the Springfield Gorge scene from an early Simpsons episode called "Bart The Daredevil". So there's your recommendation.
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16 of 22 people (73%) found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
1.9 hrs on record
Posted: December 27, 2014
A great game with a very deep story about the hardships in communist controlled russia
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13 of 17 people (76%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
27.0 hrs on record
Posted: January 9
Who knew sending Nicolas Cage into oncoming traffic on a tricycle could be so relaxing?


Turbo Dismount offers a lot for it's 10$ price. It offers a wealth of vehicles to choose from, a massive set of obstacles to play around, different characters, poses and camera angles to play around with on a set of levels, some can be played for hours whilst others get boring fast. Steam Workshop allows you to download user made levels and it's cool to see just how creative people are being with it.


The visual style is basic but offers satisfyingly crunchy sound design for destruction and dismemberment. You have no real control over your car, you simply set the speed and watch it go (however there ais also levels with steering which honestly is quite hard to control) which many people complain about but I personally really like. It gives the game a fun relaxed feel when you don't have to think about where you're going, instead you can just sit back, relax and watch the carnage.


There's also customization which allows you to change the head of your character and the logo of your vehicle which has proven to be absolutely hilarious.

Overall I would recommend Turbo Dismount. A fun little timewaster to turn on for a bit and cause havoc in. I will say however that it's not for everyone and I can see people getting bored with it rather quickly.

7/10
Good
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8 of 9 people (89%) found this review helpful
104.9 hrs on record
Posted: April 4
This is an awesome game that has endless possibilities. With 26 levels, 19 vehicles, and 21 obstacles it is very unlikely that you will run out of things to do in the base game. In the workshop there are hundreds of levels. I make levels once a week myself (If you want to check them out click this link: http://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=385571587) Thanks for reading my review!
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7 of 8 people (88%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
8.7 hrs on record
Posted: May 8
What fun !

Killing the crash test dummy over and over
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8 of 10 people (80%) found this review helpful
2.4 hrs on record
Posted: December 27, 2014
Pretty good game if you're into ragdoll physics, collisions, and mild dosages of funk.
Definitely worth the $5, but it would be even better with some form of multiplayer.
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9 of 12 people (75%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
19.1 hrs on record
Posted: December 24, 2014
Game in a nutshell: You take a dummy, put him in a car, set up obstacles, launch the car, and ♥♥♥♥ happens.

Perfect.
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4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.8 hrs on record
Posted: April 5
Turbo Dismount is definitely for the type of people who are somewhat... morbid destructive. The amount of ways to destroy things is ridiculous and for a comic visual physics game it's at the top of its game.

Video review here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQBo4ad9CaE

Customisation (like shown in the video above) is flexible and I can't tell you how much fun it is to send a dummy with a friends face plastered on it hurling full speed off a cliff and into traffic. It's just fun. Don't ask why.
The graphics are cute, the controls are exact, the view is easy to manoeuvre and if you're into gameplay like this you should really give it a try.
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3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.3 hrs on record
Posted: May 6
66% Off.. Cool
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4 of 5 people (80%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
11.2 hrs on record
Posted: November 30, 2014
This game is super fun if you love crashing things!
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26 of 48 people (54%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.7 hrs on record
Posted: May 5
Why are you looking at the Negitive Reviews?
Buy the game and you are now happy. Your Welcome!
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29 of 54 people (54%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
4.1 hrs on record
Posted: May 2
I had not played Turbo Dismount in a while. Fired it back up last night for the first time in maybe three months and was presented with an ad which I had to click through. At some point, they "updated" this game with ads.

Sure not a big deal, just one click.

But it is a big deal. Why am I only willing spend $2 at the iOS app store? Because at any moment, the developer of a game can ruin it with ads or facebook/twitter nags or some other horrible thing. I laugh when I see a game at $10 in the app store. But I buy games on Steam at this price point, and higher, a couple of times a month. If Steam allows itself devolve into the cesspool which Apple's App Store has become, then I am not going consider games above $2 there either.

Do not purchase this game. Do not support this behavoir. And let Steam know that when we purchase something from Steam we expect them to protect our purchase.
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7 of 12 people (58%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.8 hrs on record
Posted: December 12, 2014
This game is just a load of fun. At first I was wondering if it was worth the price...it was worth the price and wait of buying it.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
4.3 hrs on record
Posted: December 2, 2014
A fun physics based game wherein you smash a crash test dummy into any and everything using a variety of hilarious vehicles and props.
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