Turbo Dismount is a kinetic tragedy about Mr. Dismount and the cars who love him. It is the official sequel to the wildly popular and immensely successful personal impact simulator - Stair Dismount.
User reviews: Very Positive (2,971 reviews)
Release Date: May 21, 2014

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"The only way to see what happens if you send someone into oncoming traffic on a office chair."

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June 12

Turbo Dismount 1.13 "Survival Season" Update!

* It's Survival season!
* New vehicle: Wastelander dune buggy!
* Seasonal head for survival season!
* Vehicle engine dynamics and sound system improved. You may notice a slightly different vehicle behavior.
* Manual steering improved. It’s now more possible than ever!

See you on the forums!

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April 29

Turbo Dismount 1.12 "Speed Season" Update!

For your continued happiness:
* New vehicle: Squealer!
* Misc. minor tweaks

See you on the forums!

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Reviews

“It's a chaotic toybox of destruction”
Preview – HardcoreGamer

“Turbo Dismount is a glorious excuse for putting polygonal beings into dangerous vehicles and then watching the physics-based carnage gently unfold into something beautiful.”
Preview – Kotaku

About This Game

Turbo Dismount is a kinetic tragedy about Mr. Dismount and the cars who love him. It is the official sequel to the wildly popular and immensely successful personal impact simulator - Stair Dismount.

The highlights of this experience are multiple vehicles, an awesome replay system, level editing features, high-speed physics and an indiscriminate sense of style.

The purpose of the game is simple - damage awards points. It is up to you to try different combinations of obstacles, vehicles, poses and levels to make it to the top of the leaderboards. To support friendly rivalry, Turbo Dismount supports placing a photo of your friend on the face of Mr. Dismount - such a delightful way to express one's emotions!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP
    • Processor: Intel Core 2 or better
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX9 compatible graphics card
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Hard Drive: 300 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Any
    Minimum:
    • OS: 10.8 or newer
    • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo or better
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Any
    • Hard Drive: 300 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Any
Helpful customer reviews
357 of 413 people (86%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
9.3 hrs on record
Posted: January 4
Local police departments should use this game to demonstrate the dangers of drunk driving.

10/10
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179 of 246 people (73%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5.1 hrs on record
Posted: January 3
Russia driving Simulator 2014.
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55 of 62 people (89%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: January 1
Very simular to their mobile titles with more added features, a nice range of customisation and a large selection of levels.. Oh and the added Workshop makes the level count unlimited I guess.

Highly suggest you get this game, especially if it's on sale. Well worth it!
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49 of 55 people (89%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.4 hrs on record
Posted: February 27
Great game good to pass the time lots to do if you download some maps from workshop, gives you good laugh as well I have never had so much fun crashing and killing people its the way it splatters that matters.

This game is worth the money even at full price
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22 of 24 people (92%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.6 hrs on record
Posted: February 18
Turbo Dismount is a game where the little guy falls out of the car and then the car runs him over. Turbo Dismount is where the little guy pedals his tricycle off of a cliff and down five stories onto landmines which launch him up into the air. Turbo Dismount is where the little guy does a loop-de-loop on a section of road and drives straight into a patch of landmines at top speed, making him and his car explode rather spectacularly. Turbo Dismount is where a guy gets into a drag race and finishes it by plowing his car into a wall.

I could tell you about a hundred of these stories, but it's basically a guy, a car, and a set of circumstances in which you have to figure out how to inflict maximum pain on the guy, and the punchline involves grevious bodily harm.

It's a joke you can re-experience and re-tool over and over, but the punchline itself starts to get stale around four hours after you've played out all the variations of "What happens when an (adjective) (character) in a (type of car) drives into a (insert hazard here)?". It's a bit like Mad Libs, but with physics and objects.

I don't see myself playing this again anytime soon, but the time I did spend with it was hilarious, and there's a level based off of the Springfield Gorge scene from an early Simpsons episode called "Bart The Daredevil". So there's your recommendation.
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