Turbo Dismount is a kinetic tragedy about Mr. Dismount and the cars who love him. It is the official sequel to the wildly popular and immensely successful personal impact simulator - Stair Dismount.
User reviews: Overwhelmingly Positive (1,909 reviews)
Release Date: May 21, 2014

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""There's the speed! There's the ramp! There's the... Lawsuit.""
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October 30

Turbo Dismount 1.4 "Mr. Ego Returns!" Update!

  • New character: Mr. Ego, the brains of the operation, with heavy thoughts!
  • Seasonal pumpkin mode included (in character selection screen)!
  • Four new levels! "Fast Lane", "Missing Delivery", "Split Decision" and "Monorail Incident"
  • Added Support and Twitter buttons to main menu (follow us on Twitter!)
  • Minor visual and performance tweaks

See you on the forums!

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October 2

Turbo Dismount v1.3 Update - Freeform Funk!

Let's get to it! Here's what's new:

  • Move & Rotate obstacle hotspots in the setup screen (this should be interesting!)
  • More music, the game's now doing double the disco!
  • Manual disabling of controller support
  • Updating Subscription levels improved (this we'd like feedback on)
  • Visual indicators for Stalled / Go / Full Speed
  • Two-wheelers now way better! It's like they no longer have training wheels!
  • New obstacle: Brake Pad (the anti-turbo-pad)
  • Editor asset package updated with Brake Pad
  • Improved icon! Yeay!

See you on the forums!

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Reviews

“It's a chaotic toybox of destruction”
Preview – HardcoreGamer

“Turbo Dismount is a glorious excuse for putting polygonal beings into dangerous vehicles and then watching the physics-based carnage gently unfold into something beautiful.”
Preview – Kotaku

About This Game

Turbo Dismount is a kinetic tragedy about Mr. Dismount and the cars who love him. It is the official sequel to the wildly popular and immensely successful personal impact simulator - Stair Dismount.

The highlights of this experience are multiple vehicles, an awesome replay system, level editing features, high-speed physics and an indiscriminate sense of style.

The purpose of the game is simple - damage awards points. It is up to you to try different combinations of obstacles, vehicles, poses and levels to make it to the top of the leaderboards. To support friendly rivalry, Turbo Dismount supports placing a photo of your friend on the face of Mr. Dismount - such a delightful way to express one's emotions!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP
    • Processor: Intel Core 2 or better
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX9 compatible graphics card
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Hard Drive: 300 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Any
    Minimum:
    • OS: 10.8 or newer
    • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo or better
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Any
    • Hard Drive: 300 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Any
Helpful customer reviews
17 of 20 people (85%) found this review helpful
2.8 hrs on record
Posted: November 1
I found this game insanly funny and entertaing. I highly recomend it to the destructive type
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10 of 11 people (91%) found this review helpful
23.7 hrs on record
Posted: November 8
This game is great provides hours and hours of fun :3
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8 of 8 people (100%) found this review helpful
6.6 hrs on record
Posted: October 31
What does Turbo Dismount have to offer? Spills and mega destruction! This is one of those games that you can pick up very easily and its pure fun. There is no goal to Turbo Dismount, you kinda just go and watch the carnage. With many customizable options, you can choose how Mr.Dismount explodes or gets beheaded... IN STYLE! If you have a very specific kind of humor and wouldn't find a lifeless body being torn apart and vehicles being ripped apart entertaining (blood is not included in this game), then this game isn't for you. If you are thinking about buying it and it looks like your cup of tea, go for it! If your looking for a story or an adventure, look elsewhere.
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5 of 5 people (100%) found this review helpful
24.4 hrs on record
Posted: November 10
The gameplay is just hilarious! lol XD! l like the crashing and all the exploding of bodies.
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5 of 6 people (83%) found this review helpful
10.2 hrs on record
Posted: November 10
To put it in the words of JackSepticEye, simply "F**kin' SNOWPLOW!"
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5 of 7 people (71%) found this review helpful
2.7 hrs on record
Posted: November 14
Great Game Dont Know If Its Worth $9.99 But Still Good Game
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6 of 9 people (67%) found this review helpful
4.1 hrs on record
Posted: November 3
Super fun to play and it never gets boring
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
Posted: November 1
Droke a bike into a street caouse millions of deaths
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
1.3 hrs on record
Posted: November 22
Not worth the price, once you played one level you've pretty much played them all. Easy to get bored with this game.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
2.1 hrs on record
Posted: November 6
Exactly what it sounds like. You pick a vehicle, a map and try to cause as much damage as possible.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
57.7 hrs on record
Posted: November 11
Just pure silliness. Loved it, but it does lose its appeal rather quickly. I love the fact that you can put your face on the dummy, and the sound effects and music are just spot on!
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
49.7 hrs on record
Posted: October 31
When I played PAIN for the PS3, it was mostly just a fun little time waster that I would play for minutes at a time before I either managed to pull off the stunt that I had been trying, or I realized I had other games that I wanted to make progress on.

Turbo Dismount is a lot like that. Unlike PAIN, however, I found Turbo Dismount more entertaining.

PAIN had optional objectives that you could complete at any time to unlock a few things here and there, but any sort of objective or unlock system makes screwing around feel kinda weird and almost unenjoyable. You feel like you're not accomplishing anything, and there are things that you might want but you won't get by messing around. PAIN also had an immature sense of humor (using a donut shop to make ♥♥♥♥ jokes? Seriously?) that just turns me away for some reason.

Turbo Dismount on the other hand, has no objectives or unlockables. In other kinds of games, this would be a VERY BAD THING. But in a game like this, it works really well for some reason. Choose a level, select a vehicle, and hit the accelerator. And hocus pocus, just like that, you've caused a major traffic pileup (you jerk).
Another great part of Turbo Dismount is how smooth the replay system is. The replay system in PAIN is oddly awkward to use for some reason, but Turbo dismount somehow gets it incredibly right by giving you no controls other than playback speed and camera movement.
Turbo Dismount also features dismemberment (that is not at all gory, because the characters are pretty much just crash test dummies), which makes everything SO much more satisfying. You'll find out what I mean when you ask yourself "wait, what happened to his head, and where's one of his arms?" then you realize that you have no idea when he lost his head/arm, and you don't know where they went. And that all works really well with the replay system, because you can find out what happened to said head/arm.
Turbo Dismount is just a fun little game to waste time on.

Another thing: this is just a more interesting version of Stair Dismount, which you can grab for your smartphone. But this one is WAY better.
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7 of 13 people (54%) found this review helpful
6.6 hrs on record
Posted: October 30
Awesome!

Need I say more?
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5 of 10 people (50%) found this review helpful
6.7 hrs on record
Posted: November 3
It was so good.
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2 of 4 people (50%) found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Posted: November 12
Crashing simulator 2045!
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4 of 9 people (44%) found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record
Posted: November 8
Great Destructive Fun! I rate this 10/10!
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1 of 3 people (33%) found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: November 6
Its a great game. and I just wasted your time. goodbye
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0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record
Posted: November 19
All i can say about this game is that you'll have endless hours of fun
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0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: November 23
ehh not worth the money so can i have a refund
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1 of 4 people (25%) found this review helpful
23.1 hrs on record
Posted: November 14
add a police car
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