Turbo Dismount is a kinetic tragedy about Mr. Dismount and the cars who love him. It is the official sequel to the wildly popular and immensely successful personal impact simulator - Stair Dismount.
User reviews: Overwhelmingly Positive (1,816 reviews)
Release Date: May 21, 2014

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""There's the speed! There's the ramp! There's the... Lawsuit.""
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October 2

Turbo Dismount v1.3 Update - Freeform Funk!

Let's get to it! Here's what's new:

  • Move & Rotate obstacle hotspots in the setup screen (this should be interesting!)
  • More music, the game's now doing double the disco!
  • Manual disabling of controller support
  • Updating Subscription levels improved (this we'd like feedback on)
  • Visual indicators for Stalled / Go / Full Speed
  • Two-wheelers now way better! It's like they no longer have training wheels!
  • New obstacle: Brake Pad (the anti-turbo-pad)
  • Editor asset package updated with Brake Pad
  • Improved icon! Yeay!

See you on the forums!

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August 21

Turbo Dismount v1.2 Update!

New vehicles, new features, fixes and awesomeness galore!

  • Full game controller support! Start the game with a controller attached to enable controller UI mode.
  • New vehicle: Heavy Metal - just the thing you need to get even!
  • New vehicle: The Swinger - if riding a wrecking ball is your preference!
  • Controller only: Replay scratching/scrubbing with analog triggers! The slow-mo replay is now so much better than before!

  • Level Editor Asset Package updated to include Nailed It! -condition
  • Level Editor documentation updated

  • Red flash in first person mode for cranial impacts
  • Additional props in some default levels
  • Much improved physics collision responses through more accurate relative element masses
  • Clear Obstacles -button added to level obstacle selection screen
  • Shadow quality improvements
  • Tweaked oil slick strength (stronger)

  • Bug fix: statistics tracking is fixed, helping with the unlocking of some achievements
  • Bug fix: exporting a level no longer causes an exception with parented elements

EDIT: v1.2.1 update fixes the following:

  • Space bar again works for launching a dismount
  • Obstacle positions in Lane Merger fixed

Let us know how it tastes on the forums!

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Reviews

“It's a chaotic toybox of destruction”
Preview – HardcoreGamer

“Turbo Dismount is a glorious excuse for putting polygonal beings into dangerous vehicles and then watching the physics-based carnage gently unfold into something beautiful.”
Preview – Kotaku

About This Game

Turbo Dismount is a kinetic tragedy about Mr. Dismount and the cars who love him. It is the official sequel to the wildly popular and immensely successful personal impact simulator - Stair Dismount.

The highlights of this experience are multiple vehicles, an awesome replay system, level editing features, high-speed physics and an indiscriminate sense of style.

The purpose of the game is simple - damage awards points. It is up to you to try different combinations of obstacles, vehicles, poses and levels to make it to the top of the leaderboards. To support friendly rivalry, Turbo Dismount supports placing a photo of your friend on the face of Mr. Dismount - such a delightful way to express one's emotions!

System Requirements

PC
Mac
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP
    • Processor: Intel Core 2 or better
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX9 compatible graphics card
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Hard Drive: 300 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Any
    Minimum:
    • OS: 10.8 or newer
    • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo or better
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Any
    • Hard Drive: 300 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Any
Helpful customer reviews
6 of 6 people (100%) found this review helpful
23.4 hrs on record
Watching a ragdoll with Kanye West's head ride on a motorbike into a pile of bricks is probably the most fun I will ever have in a video game. I've nearly played a whole day of just sending these men in monster trucks into high-speed traffic, and then observing their limbs torn away from their body in slow motion. This is Turbo Dismount.

Turbo Dismount is one of these few arcade games that I don't get bored with after about an hour or so. Normally I would play this game for a bit, but then get tired of seeing the same thing over and over. But the vast variety in Turbo Dismount is hands down the best thing about this $10 gem.

Customization in Turbo Dismount is everywhere. You could paste your logo onto the front of a sports car, while Mr. Dismount clings on to the spoiler for dear life as he is shot up ramp leading to space, or make him lie down on a skateboard and push him off a cliff. There are around twenty vehicles in the game, but this number will grow with frequent updates. These vehicles include the super fast "Wedge", to the strange shopping cart, the "Mall Racer". All of which have unique speed and maneuverability.

Levels in Turbo Dismount are what make the game shine. The sheer amount of variation with obstacles and level design is what sets Turbo Dismount apart. One of my personal favourites, "Freeway" has you atop a broken bridge, where poor Mr. Dismount is flung off and plummets onto a busy freeway, meeting his demise below a wreckage of cars. One other amazing thing about Turbo Dismount is the replay system. This allows you to pause, reverse or fast-forward your current dismount. You are able to see what caused the crash, viewing it at up to 1/16x slower or 4x faster.

Another huge plus is the Steam Workshop. Using Unity, a video game development program, and the free Turbo Dismount package, you can create levels for Turbo Dismount and upload them to Steam. I myself have sometimes made strange and crazy paths of destruction, using Turbo Pads and traffic to my advantage. There is also optional Controller Support, which I found quite confusing while using my Xbox One controller.

Overall Turbo Dismount is definitely worth the money, and with ample achievements, customization and leaderboards, there is enough content to keep you playing for a lot longer that you though you might have. Turbo Dismount is definitely one of those must-have games, and one that won't be leaving my Installed list any time soon.

9.8/10
Posted: October 5
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
74.0 hrs on record
Wow! This game is INSANE! Very much worth it for 10 dollars, and I say this because IT NEVER GETS OLD! The Developers keep adding new content about each month.
Posted: September 28
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
21.4 hrs on record
Faceplant simulator 10/10
Posted: October 16
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3 of 5 people (60%) found this review helpful
2.5 hrs on record
Yes it's very funny and got lots of crashing.
Posted: September 26
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4 of 7 people (57%) found this review helpful
18.8 hrs on record
I made Morgan Freeman run on his skateboard off a building.


Over 9000/10
Posted: October 8
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6 of 12 people (50%) found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
I sort of regret buying this game. It's fun to start with, but after about 20 minutes, it's the same repetitive thing. Crash, get hit, explode, repeat... It's ok for its price, but if you ask me, I don't find it that fun as it gets boring very quickly. The workshop doesn't add much, almost everything on the workshop is the same. 6/10
Posted: October 13
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2 of 5 people (40%) found this review helpful
2.4 hrs on record
This game really helped me out in my insurance fraud scheme! Thanks Secret Exit Ltd.!
Posted: October 5
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1 of 3 people (33%) found this review helpful
7.9 hrs on record
WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE???????
10/10
Would recommend this to any family with children
Don't play this game after midnight.
Posted: October 3
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1 of 3 people (33%) found this review helpful
5.3 hrs on record
It's an okay game..... I'd only pay $5 for this
Pros
Steam Workshop
More and more content being released
Funny (At First)
Great to play if friends are over.

Cons
Get's repetative fast
Physics are really stupid
Cars/Bikes/Other aren't that good
Boring after the first hour or two
Not enough content (Yet)
Posted: October 15
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0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful
2.5 hrs on record
An incredibly fun game to mess around with when you're bored, on your laptop, on the toilet, just anywhere. It is a "game" that allows you to simulate physics of car crashes even though the "game" is really more of a simulator most of the time.
Posted: September 28
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0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful
2.6 hrs on record
10/10
Posted: September 28
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1 of 4 people (25%) found this review helpful
3.1 hrs on record
[heavy breathing]
Posted: October 2
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1 of 4 people (25%) found this review helpful
24.5 hrs on record
this is what you get when you text and drive teens! :D
Posted: October 3
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1 of 4 people (25%) found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
There's nothing to the game. It's like going to a movie and realising that all the good parts were in the trailer.
Just watch the trailer video instead.
Posted: October 11
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0 of 2 people (0%) found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
Sure it a ok game just doing this for acheivement btw
Posted: October 24
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0 of 2 people (0%) found this review helpful
2.9 hrs on record
If it was free, it would be a must have.
NOT WORTH THE TEN DOLLARS DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY
Posted: October 13
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0 of 3 people (0%) found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record
To be honest, complete waste of money, the game gets boring in 10 minutes... not even.
Posted: October 21
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0 of 5 people (0%) found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record
This game is fun for 1 hour and then it gets boring because its just the same thing over and over again. I wish i could get my money back but I guess I get what I deserve.
Posted: September 28
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0 of 5 people (0%) found this review helpful
2.1 hrs on record
The makers of this game are scammers, I bought this game for $10 not knowing it was FREE on ios. This game overall isnt even that fun, there for I want my money back.
Posted: October 1
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5.0 hrs on record
I pasted Doge's face on the ragdoll 11/10 would r8 again
Posted: September 25
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