Manipulate your wrists, elbows and shoulders to get the arrow to the bow, draw it, aim and fire! Probably Archery gives the player more control over the minutia of their joint movements with tons of crazy scenarios to conquer, multiplayer battles to fight and brutal target challenges to dominate.
User reviews: Mixed (319 reviews)
Release Date: Feb 6, 2014
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Manipulate your wrists, elbows and shoulders to get the arrow to the bow, draw it, aim and fire!

Probably Archery gives the player more control over the minutia of their joint movements with tons of crazy scenarios to conquer, multiplayer battles to fight and brutal target challenges to dominate.

With controls inspired by games like QWOP and Surgeon Simulator 2013, you must overcome a series of ridiculous challenges like shooting a hangman's rope, exterminating flying eggs in a china shop and stopping an apple-headed warrior in space.

Once you've mastered the way of the bow, test your skills in the online multiplayer modes. Team Deathmatch allows you to test your speed and skill against other players while the Horde mode lets you stand alongside your friends against waves of enemies.

When it's time to lay down your bow, why not pick up a cricket bat and revolver? Shoot some zombies, bash other players and kick some goals in Zoccer - Zombie Soccer. An extra mode that is practically an additional game, Zoccer delivers a multiplayer first person sports shooter experience you've never seen before.

Key Features:

  • Crazy and intense single player scenarios
  • Team Deathmatch multiplayer
  • Co-op wave-based Horde mode
  • Character customisation
  • Gamepad support
  • Razer Hydra support (currently Windows only)
  • Native Oculus Rift support
  • ... and... Multiplayer Zombie Soccer


"... Archery Is Hard. But Also Pretty Funny." - Kotaku
"... right there, right... nope... down... F***!" - Giant Bomb
"QWOP A Load Of This" - Rock Paper Shotgun
"Probably Archery realistically simulates archery ...Probably" - Destructoid
"... aim up... aim f***ing up, stupid!" - Rage Quit
"Move over, William Tell and Robin Hood, there's a new legendary archer in town." - Joystiq
"... requires a bit of finger magic" - Indie Games

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP SP2 or later
    • Processor: Intel Dual-Core 2.4 GHz or AMD Dual-Core Athlon 2.5 GHz
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 8800GT or AMD Radeon HD 3830
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 700 MB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX®-compatible
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 SP1 or later
    • Processor: Intel Core i5, AMD Phenom II X4 or better
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 570, AMD Radeon HD 7750 or better
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Hard Drive: 700 MB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX®-compatible
    Minimum:
    • OS: OSX 10.6 or later
    • Processor: Intel Dual-Core 2.4 GHz
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: ATI Radeon HD 2400 or better / NVidia 8600M or better
    • Hard Drive: 700 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: OSX 10.6 or later
    • Processor: Intel Dual-Core 2.4 GHz
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia GT 650M or 750M
    • Hard Drive: 700 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
    • Processor: Intel Dual-Core 2.4 GHz or AMD Dual-Core Athlon 2.5 GHz
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 8800GT or AMD Radeon HD 3830
    • Hard Drive: 700 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 13.04 or later
    • Processor: Intel Core i5, AMD Phenom II X4 or better
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 570, AMD Radeon HD 7750 or better
    • Hard Drive: 700 MB available space
Helpful customer reviews
15 of 18 people (83%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.4 hrs on record
Posted: March 21
Tried to shoot a target. Shot through the air instead. Tried to nock my arrow..the arrow ended up on the wrong side of the bow (making aiming impossible). Tried to shoot an apple off a guys head while he was sucking down liquid bravery....I killed he and his cronies...never quite killed the apple. Tried to eliminate a flying egg infestation....knocked over a table, destroyed a bunch of china, got three of those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s! I then got hacked up by a warrior before I could nock an arrow. Hence the Probably in the Probably Archery title. You probably can do it....if you practice, practice, practice, lol. Try not to hurt yourself in the process.

One of a number of games that feature wrist, elbow, and shoulder controls or the like (Surgeon Simulator and Ampu-tea are a couple other titles like this). So, it can be frustrating, but the results are better when you fail miserably lol. I intend to keep letting the arrows fly.

Yet to be rated. Probably ends up a solid quiver full of arrows with a few broken shafts.
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600 of 853 people (70%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.3 hrs on record
Posted: February 6, 2014
I CAN'T HIT ANYTHING


10/10

GOTY 2014



flying eggs confirmed OP, pls nerf
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166 of 232 people (72%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: February 6, 2014
It's like QWOP, with archery.

QWOPchery.
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214 of 318 people (67%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record
Posted: February 6, 2014
Cute, but doesn't really have the gimmick staying power that Surgeon Simulator has. The effort is respectable, but it just doesn't work well enough to carry the entire thing. Might be worth getting for a few laughs when it's pretty cheap, but not really worth full price.
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389 of 621 people (63%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.4 hrs on record
Posted: February 6, 2014
Once in every billion years, the stars will line and fire and blood will rain from the heavens. My friends, as it has been prophesied in the Book of Revelation, the time has finally come.
But there is still hope for our salvation

"Blessed is the one who reads the words of this prophecy, and blessed are those who play Probably Archery and take to heart whatever is developed in it, because the time is near"
John 13:37

This is a passage that has been ignored by the Catholic church for almost 2000 years. It has been dismissed and cited to be just a typo. For years I believed this fallacious tale and believed there will never be a holy Archery game
But I was wrong
On February 6th, our lord and savior was born
My friends, our time is short. It is the 11th hour. If you wish to see the next life, you can be saved if you buy a copy of Probably Archery
God have mercy on console sinners who cannot play this game
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