Manipulate your wrists, elbows and shoulders to get the arrow to the bow, draw it, aim and fire! Probably Archery gives the player more control over the minutia of their joint movements with tons of crazy scenarios to conquer, multiplayer battles to fight and brutal target challenges to dominate.
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Manipulate your wrists, elbows and shoulders to get the arrow to the bow, draw it, aim and fire!

Probably Archery gives the player more control over the minutia of their joint movements with tons of crazy scenarios to conquer, multiplayer battles to fight and brutal target challenges to dominate.

With controls inspired by games like QWOP and Surgeon Simulator 2013, you must overcome a series of ridiculous challenges like shooting a hangman's rope, exterminating flying eggs in a china shop and stopping an apple-headed warrior in space.

Once you've mastered the way of the bow, test your skills in the online multiplayer modes. Team Deathmatch allows you to test your speed and skill against other players while the Horde mode lets you stand alongside your friends against waves of enemies.

When it's time to lay down your bow, why not pick up a cricket bat and revolver? Shoot some zombies, bash other players and kick some goals in Zoccer - Zombie Soccer. An extra mode that is practically an additional game, Zoccer delivers a multiplayer first person sports shooter experience you've never seen before.

Key Features:

  • Crazy and intense single player scenarios
  • Team Deathmatch multiplayer
  • Co-op wave-based Horde mode
  • Character customisation
  • Gamepad support
  • Razer Hydra support (currently Windows only)
  • Native Oculus Rift support
  • ... and... Multiplayer Zombie Soccer


"... Archery Is Hard. But Also Pretty Funny." - Kotaku
"... right there, right... nope... down... F***!" - Giant Bomb
"QWOP A Load Of This" - Rock Paper Shotgun
"Probably Archery realistically simulates archery ...Probably" - Destructoid
"... aim up... aim f***ing up, stupid!" - Rage Quit
"Move over, William Tell and Robin Hood, there's a new legendary archer in town." - Joystiq
"... requires a bit of finger magic" - Indie Games

Вимоги до системи

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP SP2 or later
    • Processor: Intel Dual-Core 2.4 GHz or AMD Dual-Core Athlon 2.5 GHz
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 8800GT or AMD Radeon HD 3830
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 700 MB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX®-compatible
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 SP1 or later
    • Processor: Intel Core i5, AMD Phenom II X4 or better
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 570, AMD Radeon HD 7750 or better
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Hard Drive: 700 MB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX®-compatible
    Minimum:
    • OS: OSX 10.6 or later
    • Processor: Intel Dual-Core 2.4 GHz
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: ATI Radeon HD 2400 or better / NVidia 8600M or better
    • Hard Drive: 700 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: OSX 10.6 or later
    • Processor: Intel Dual-Core 2.4 GHz
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia GT 650M or 750M
    • Hard Drive: 700 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
    • Processor: Intel Dual-Core 2.4 GHz or AMD Dual-Core Athlon 2.5 GHz
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 8800GT or AMD Radeon HD 3830
    • Hard Drive: 700 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 13.04 or later
    • Processor: Intel Core i5, AMD Phenom II X4 or better
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 570, AMD Radeon HD 7750 or better
    • Hard Drive: 700 MB available space
Корисні рецензії покупців
11 з 13 людей (85%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
8 людей вважають цю рецензію кумедною
2.4 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 21 березня
Tried to shoot a target. Shot through the air instead. Tried to nock my arrow..the arrow ended up on the wrong side of the bow (making aiming impossible). Tried to shoot an apple off a guys head while he was sucking down liquid bravery....I killed he and his cronies...never quite killed the apple. Tried to eliminate a flying egg infestation....knocked over a table, destroyed a bunch of china, got three of those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s! I then got hacked up by a warrior before I could nock an arrow. Hence the Probably in the Probably Archery title. You probably can do it....if you practice, practice, practice, lol. Try not to hurt yourself in the process.

One of a number of games that feature wrist, elbow, and shoulder controls or the like (Surgeon Simulator and Ampu-tea are a couple other titles like this). So, it can be frustrating, but the results are better when you fail miserably lol. I intend to keep letting the arrows fly.

Yet to be rated. Probably ends up a solid quiver full of arrows with a few broken shafts.
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10 з 12 людей (83%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
1 людина вважає цю рецензію кумедною
3.0 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 15 грудня 2014 р.
MY GOD THIS GAME! It took me almost two freaking hours to complete target practice, eight simple still targets. I can't even think about ADVANCED targets where they actually move around.
The controls are god awful, half the time you're struggling to nock the friggin arrow because even though my hand is right on the string it says my arrow is too far to nock, because apparently your balloon head can't send the appropriate brain signals to your sack of potato body to complete a simple task! Then if you miss (witch you will, many many times) it's such a pain in the butt to draw your arrow and line your arms up correctly, and make a sad attempt at shooting. I could keeping going on on how bad the controls are but, for the sake of this review I'll leave it for you to experience. The game was meant to have bad controls after all.

Despite how much I wanted to shoot myself with an arrow and end it all, I can't help but love it. I love the charm of the game and the feel of it, the sountrack is great, and it's a very humorous game.
As much as I wanted to rage quit I persevered, and it felt so rewarding when I finally beat target practice. I could live in peace knowing I wasn't a failure at life. Once you think you get the feel for the game you are challanged with a whopping 10 game modes! (including Target Practice, Advanced Target Practice, The Berserker, Don't Miss, Warband witch is my personal favorite, Eggsterminator, The Noose, Zero G, Zombie Soccer, and Multiplayer). Each having their own unique premise and challanging your archery skills to the max!

Do I recomend this game? Surprisingly I do, but that is IF you're up for the challange and how well you can handle rage inducing controls. Like I said it feels good when you manage to beat target practice or any of the others, I mean can you blame your potato sack for being such a horrible archer? Seriously if you're looking for a game that offers a challange look no farther. 7/10
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4 з 4 людей (100%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
1 людина вважає цю рецензію кумедною
2.1 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 7 лютого
I'm sad other reviewers don't recommend it due its difficulty. If you buy an archery game and you mean only to shoot arrows like you do in Skyrim, TF2, etc, then archery isn't for you, don't buy it.

This is an archery game where you take control of every single move you make:
Left upper arm
Left forearm
Left fist
Right upper arm
Right forearm
Right fist

You take an arrow, put it on the bow, aim and shoot, simple as that but it isn't simple.
It's like Surgeon Simulator, I'm a bread, QWOP, Octodad but with bows and arrows.


PROS
+ Kinda unique
+ Fun
+ Hard, but not THAT hard.
+ Nice theme (well, I've always liked archery)
+ Various game modes

CONS
+ Bad models, you aren't even a person :/
+ Takes some time to fully understand how to properly control it.
+ Not taken very seriously, it had potential.



It isn't great but it isn't bad either, I liked it, it's a casual game 7/10
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596 з 844 людей (71%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
9 людей вважають цю рецензію кумедною
3.3 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 6 лютого 2014 р.
I CAN'T HIT ANYTHING


10/10

GOTY 2014



flying eggs confirmed OP, pls nerf
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162 з 226 людей (72%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
1 людина вважає цю рецензію кумедною
0.2 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 6 лютого 2014 р.
It's like QWOP, with archery.

QWOPchery.
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210 з 312 людей (67%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
1 людина вважає цю рецензію кумедною
1.2 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 6 лютого 2014 р.
Cute, but doesn't really have the gimmick staying power that Surgeon Simulator has. The effort is respectable, but it just doesn't work well enough to carry the entire thing. Might be worth getting for a few laughs when it's pretty cheap, but not really worth full price.
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388 з 618 людей (63%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
1 людина вважає цю рецензію кумедною
1.4 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 6 лютого 2014 р.
Once in every billion years, the stars will line and fire and blood will rain from the heavens. My friends, as it has been prophesied in the Book of Revelation, the time has finally come.
But there is still hope for our salvation

"Blessed is the one who reads the words of this prophecy, and blessed are those who play Probably Archery and take to heart whatever is developed in it, because the time is near"
John 13:37

This is a passage that has been ignored by the Catholic church for almost 2000 years. It has been dismissed and cited to be just a typo. For years I believed this fallacious tale and believed there will never be a holy Archery game
But I was wrong
On February 6th, our lord and savior was born
My friends, our time is short. It is the 11th hour. If you wish to see the next life, you can be saved if you buy a copy of Probably Archery
God have mercy on console sinners who cannot play this game
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118 з 178 людей (66%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
7 людей вважають цю рецензію кумедною
6.5 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 12 лютого 2014 р.
Shot myself while trying to grab an arrow.

11/10
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34 з 45 людей (76%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
1 людина вважає цю рецензію кумедною
0.2 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 23 лютого 2014 р.
If you like Surgeon Simulator, or QWOP for that matter, then perhaps this game is for you. Not for the impatient, this game has you using several keys to align and aim a shot, nock an arrow, and "attempt" to hit a target. Simple concept, not easy to execute. If you're willing to sit for a bit twiddling around your keyboard then maybe you'd be able to get the controls to at least shoot after about a half hour. When your patience runs as thin as mine, you'll find yourself rather frustrated rather than entertained. For those who can perform a fun run of QWOP, then go for this game because I'm sure if you can get that down, this should be a piece of cake. If you're impatient, skip it. Now excuse me while I bang the last ten minutes out of my head by smashing my head on my desk repetitively. 1/10
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20 з 23 людей (87%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
1 людина вважає цю рецензію кумедною
2.2 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 23 вересня 2014 р.
This game- can make you beat the cr*p out of your computer. it's an awkward FPS. And if you think the game is easy, well, it isn't. You have to manipulate you wrists, shoulders and elbows (and shoot, obviously). Although the game becomes easier once the commands are mastered and lacks replay value, Probably Archery is effective in achieving its goal: applying a cumbersome control scheme to a skill-based shooter. PA features a lot variety of gamemodes (including shooting a horde of muscular apple-headed men running towards you,training mode,some multiplayer gamemodes,etc). Once you master the controls a bit, you can find the game quite funny.

7/10
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18 з 20 людей (90%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
1 людина вважає цю рецензію кумедною
2.5 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 28 травня 2014 р.
This game's control is quite hard to play at first. But once you get used to it, tooking me about 1 hour, then it's very fun to play.
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78 з 132 людей (59%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
1 людина вважає цю рецензію кумедною
0.5 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 6 лютого 2014 р.
Do you like bashing your head against a wall? I DO!

Seriously though, this game is tough, which makes it fun. Thats right, I said it all you hackers and glitchers and lagswitcher. A CHALLANGE IS FUN!
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22 з 33 людей (67%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
1 людина вважає цю рецензію кумедною
1.7 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 30 березня 2014 р.
Probably Archery is just that, a game about archery. It seems like it's some sort of simulation, but I'm not quite sure. The controls take some getting used to, and hitting targets takes a lot of practice. The key element, fun, is missing here. There's no fun to be had, and it's all thanks to the controls. The controls are so awkward and unnatural that it takes longer to hit a target than it should.
The graphics look fine for an archery game but they won't blow anyone away.
I personally expected a more casual experience here, but I guess I should've known better. If you don't shy away from difficult games, then this might just be for you.

[Rating: 55/100]
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19 з 28 людей (68%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
1 людина вважає цю рецензію кумедною
9.8 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 18 березня 2014 р.
Too frustrating for me.
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11 з 14 людей (79%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
4 людей вважають цю рецензію кумедною
1.0 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 23 червня 2014 р.
I bought this game to learn how to shoot a bow and arrow correctly. After hours of learning from this game, I was ready to shoot in real life. I was born for it.

I bought my items for the archery, probably... And I went outside to fire my newly bought bow. I tried to fire it, but my arm wrapped around my head and broke in 4 different areas. After 3 months or so of recovering, I tried to fire again. This time I got arrested for firing at my neighbors flying eggs, they said I was on “drugs”. But I know what I saw. I tried one last time. I grabbed my bow, I grabbed my arrows, I opened the door, and I immediately got charged by a guy with an apple on his head. I knew what to do. I was born for this. I grabbed my arrow, I took a deep breath...I brought my arrow to draw, and I bent my arm upwards sharply and shot the arrow 300 feet into the air, landing on the barba- .... Mailman...

Now I’m being charged with murder because of this horrid game.

10/10.
(No really, great game.)
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15 з 22 людей (68%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
1.7 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 18 липня 2014 р.
What's the point of this game?

Well... probably archery.
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7 з 8 людей (88%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
21.9 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 19 червня 2014 р.
You can kill zombies while playing soccer in a game about archery.
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14 з 22 людей (64%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
4.9 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 9 лютого 2014 р.
Never been so annoyed in my entire life.

11/10

Will miss again.
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5 з 5 людей (100%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
2.5 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 13 квітня 2014 р.
5.5/10
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5 з 5 людей (100%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
2.0 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 13 травня 2014 р.
10/10 don't buy it
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