I bought this game to learn how to shoot a bow and arrow correctly. After hours of learning from this game, I was ready to shoot in real life. I was born for it.
I bought my items for the archery, probably... And I went outside to fire my newly bought bow. I tried to fire it, but my arm wrapped around my head and broke in 4 different areas. After 3 months or so of recovering, I tried to fire again. This time I got arrested for firing at my neighbors flying eggs, they said I was on “drugs”. But I know what I saw. I tried one last time. I grabbed my bow, I grabbed my arrows, I opened the door, and I immediately got charged by a guy with an apple on his head. I knew what to do. I was born for this. I grabbed my arrow, I took a deep breath...I brought my arrow to draw, and I bent my arm upwards sharply and shot the arrow 300 feet into the air, landing on the barba- .... Mailman...
Now I’m being charged with murder because of this horrid game.
(No really, great game.)