GAME REVIEW BROUGHT TO YOU BY ANGUS, THANKS ANGUS!
You like micromanaging a company of call center that could collapse at any time due to your own incompetence? Enjoy it you ♥♥♥♥s. Otherwised save your money for weaboo ♥♥♥♥♥.
First things first before we begin another session of '♥♥♥♥ me i'm bored so lets write a review please go to the following website and play the following ♥♥♥♥ing game for at least 2 hours. Dont worry its addicting and you will somehow spend more than the requested time with the stupid game. Dont worry, the review can wait.http://armorgames.com/play/7348/corporation-inc
Done? No? Go back you ♥♥♥♥ing idiot.
Done for real? Good, lets get on with the ♥♥♥♥ing show.
1.What the ♥♥♥♥ is [Insert game title here]
Essentially its just a more improved version of that game i just forcefully shoved down your throat where the objective is to manage a call center [or a muffin button pushing company in that link i gave you.] and prevent the collapse by a number of highly subjective factors also note i use the word improved very loosely. On with the show please! *clap clap*
compare to the that link call center chaos has an extremely terrible looking graphics, actually its on par but its my opinion and i hate it but sure doesnt help that game is fun. Its 2D pixelated shiet representing the everyday mundane object of an office enviroment but its a ♥♥♥♥ing lie because my old office dont have water cooler nor cute furry cats! It looks, feels and taste retro style but ♥♥♥♥ it i hate it.
People with sound sensitivity beware, its annoying. Seriously, it buzzes all day long and most of the sounds kept on repeating due to how often your staff push their big fat finger onto the keyboard and invoking the *taptaptaptaptaptap* noise so prevalent in this game but ♥♥♥♥ it you need money. It sounds appropriate enough like a real office which is to say its ♥♥♥♥ing annoying. 10/10 SOTY. [SOUND OF THE ♥♥♥♥ING YEAR]
And here is where the game crash the most. Its good fun, addicting managing your little company to eventual stardom where you can build ♥♥♥♥ing TELEPORTER
because the ♥♥♥♥ing lifts are not fast enough. You can micro manage the daily scedule of your minions and even build floors upon floors of bland offices and nasty smelling bathroom that only accomodate 4 people at a time unless people goes back HOME to piss which is ridiculous because i would have gotten fired for it. Speaking of which the micro section is the game's downfall for me, sure its fun setting schedule and giving them holidays but if only there was a damn option to disable em because i want my employee to just ♥♥♥♥ing be a MINION not human beings with feely feely feelings and needs and desires. ♥♥♥♥ that. Also for some strange reason essential items are locked behind the research section! The hell.
FOR those who enjoyed that damn link........... oh who am i kidding?! its Armorgames.com
you ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥s and yeah if you enjoy it then feel free to pick this gem of management chaos up. Cheers matey.