An isometric orgy of bloody violence and huge chiptunes. Battle your way through 27 levels of corporate architecture full of brain dead, corporate, buzzword-spewing, project managers using office furniture as your primary weapons.
User reviews: Very Positive (299 reviews)
Release Date: Feb 25, 2014

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About This Game

An isometric orgy of bloody violence and huge chiptunes.

Battle your way through 27 levels of corporate architecture full of brain dead, corporate, buzzword-spewing, project managers using office furniture as your primary weapons.

Fight back against the forces of tyranny and liberate your fellow coworkers from the oppressive evil that dominates them, in a series of challenges deep inside the bowels of a massive evil corporation: SuperCorp.

Smash ALL THE THINGS.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: 7
    • Processor: 2.4GHz
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Hard Drive: 250 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: 7
    • Processor: 2.8GHz
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Hard Drive: 250 MB available space
Helpful customer reviews
4 of 5 people (80%) found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: April 26
Corporate Life Simulator is a joyful little game, but it feels a bit wasteful to spend money on. The game is basically an isometric pixel twin stick shooter but the point of the game is to be a bit of a mild satire. It certainly doesn’t come close to the laugh out loud writing of South Park SoT but the theme is clever and it’ll put a smile on your face hearing zombie upper management using buzzwords. Regardless, it feels like a game you could easily find for free on a flash game website. If you’ve got a spare dollar or two hanging out in your steam wallet and catch this game on sale then it’s alright, but I still haven’t decided if I regret my purchase or not. A VERY cautious recommendation.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.8 hrs on record
Posted: August 2
Hum....Easy to play, release your stress, great as a +1 game.
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
1.8 hrs on record
Posted: July 25
Perfect office game, should be included in default Windows pack. It's a rogue-lite for erry1 who've ever experienced being locked in during long summer days packed in uncomfortable clothing cursing the managers for ill nerves and constant stress. There are some minor lags and glitches in here but they only add to the chaotic fun. All in all it's made well with proper settings and simple effective gameplay. Cultural references to Natural Born Killers totally compensate for some minor imperfections.

Идеальная офисная игра, должна быть включена в стандартный набор Окон. Расслабленный клон Бродяги для любого, кто сидел взаперти долгими летними днями в неудобной одежде, проклиная управляющего за больные нервы и неотступное напряжение. Присутствуют небольшие подтормаживания и глюки, но только добавляют веселья в сумбур. В целом сделано хорошо, с правильными настройками и простым убойным процессом. Культурные отсылки к Прирожденным убийцам заставляют простить некоторое несовершенство.
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4 of 6 people (67%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
Posted: April 13
7 Co-workers, and 147 middle managers.
Just like in real life.

But seriously, it's a tongue-in-cheek, casual twinstick rompastomp game. 1h felt like 10 mins.

Oh, and the fire extinguisher spreads flames, rather than subjugates them. use wiht discretion.

Controls are simple, it would be nice to have a 1-level tutorial though. sound is passable, but I felt it was too high on it's default setting.

Voice acting is very good and the scripting is perfect for the game.
"this manager is eating my face! we've worked together in the same cubicle for 7 years... won't you avenge me?" "Um, no, sorry. I've got to get this report done".
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Posted: February 23
Really didn't like this game, though I really wanted to

- Controls and gameplay feel "off"
- Weapons (while imaginative) are poorly balanced and a lot just aren't fun or useful.
- "levels" are randomly generated office space in a large oval, outside of the oval is just black space.
- Can literally just hold down the mouse button with a baseball bat and you cannot be touched by zombies
- Game somehow manages to crash when set to 1980x1200 res and disconnected my keyboard repeatedly
- Gameplay is pretty repetitive and same-y
- For a game all about smashing up an office and killing your zombified colleagues, it's just boring.
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