An isometric orgy of bloody violence and huge chiptunes. Battle your way through 27 levels of corporate architecture full of brain dead, corporate, buzzword-spewing, project managers using office furniture as your primary weapons.
User reviews: Very Positive (324 reviews) - 89% of the 324 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Feb 25, 2014

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An isometric orgy of bloody violence and huge chiptunes.

Battle your way through 27 levels of corporate architecture full of brain dead, corporate, buzzword-spewing, project managers using office furniture as your primary weapons.

Fight back against the forces of tyranny and liberate your fellow coworkers from the oppressive evil that dominates them, in a series of challenges deep inside the bowels of a massive evil corporation: SuperCorp.

Smash ALL THE THINGS.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: 7
    • Processor: 2.4GHz
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Storage: 250 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: 7
    • Processor: 2.8GHz
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Storage: 250 MB available space
Helpful customer reviews
5 of 6 people (83%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.9 hrs on record
Posted: August 21, 2015
This game appears to have way more content than it actually does.

If you're not paying much, it might be worth it to you. I only enjoyed about an hour before the imbalanced difficulty curve kept frustrating me and I just stopped.

HOWEVER, the soundtrack is absolutely amazing and I've played over 80 hours of Spunky rocking out to it.
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4 of 5 people (80%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.9 hrs on record
Posted: December 9, 2015
A deep combat system, deep original story line, and beautiful graphics; this game has none of those. What it does have is office after office filled with management 'zombies' tied together with brief conversations with pre-corpse coworkers. It involves a lot of spaming left click and switching to another weapon when you want some range or appearance change. The perk is that you get to beat the stupid out of mindless idiots who spout off about paradigms, working smarter and other business school catch phrases. I would like to go on talking about it further, but CorporateLifestyleSimulator.exe has stopped working.
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66 of 80 people (83%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 30, 2014
Mmmmm yea, Im gonna need you to come in this weekend and kill some zombies...
What a great game! Takes place mostly in a cubicle farm where you rescue your daring coworkers to defeat all the corporate zombies to make it out alive! Works great with a controller for racking up zed heads. The game looks simple or retro, Don't let that fool you! The environments are entirely destructable, there are bosses, and TONS of weapons, including the mythical red swingline stapler!

Rating: 10/10 Value: $7.99
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107 of 156 people (69%) found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: March 12, 2014
It's like tongue-in-cheek old school Syndicate combined with Hotline Miami set in the world of Fight Club and Office Space.
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36 of 45 people (80%) found this review helpful
3.7 hrs on record
Posted: July 6, 2014
Actual line from this game:
"I came here to kick ♥♥♥ and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum because, seriously, who the ♥♥♥♥ chews bubblegum anymore. Like, I haven't seen bubblegum since, like, the 80s. And even if I still saw bubblegum, I'm a 30-year-old man. I'm not gonna chew bubblegum. That's just... That's just... *sigh*"

Some people like their jobs. Some people don't. And some people's jobs get overrun by zombie businessmen that groan things they learned in business school. Okay not a lot of people have had that experience in particular but that's what this game revolves around so just use your imagination.

This game is very fun in its own unique way. It straight up pokes fun at people not liking their desk jobs and making it very relatable and silly at the same time. The voice acting sounds like it can use a lot of work but they put that in the game for a reason (watch the trailer and you'll see what I mean). Sure there are some things that could use work but it's still a fun, fast-paced, adventurous game with a lot of potential to become somthing more than it is currently. But don't let that stop you from having a good time.

To conclude, I leave you with this:
There are boss zombies (yes, there are boss fights) that will show you brain-damaging powerpoints, breathe fire, shoot guns, and even turn into magic floating sandwiches.

If that isn't awesome, I don't know what is. You have to try this game yourself.
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