An isometric orgy of bloody violence and huge chiptunes. Battle your way through 27 levels of corporate architecture full of brain dead, corporate, buzzword-spewing, project managers using office furniture as your primary weapons.
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Very Positive (352 reviews) - 89% of the 352 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Feb 25, 2014

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About This Game

An isometric orgy of bloody violence and huge chiptunes.

Battle your way through 27 levels of corporate architecture full of brain dead, corporate, buzzword-spewing, project managers using office furniture as your primary weapons.

Fight back against the forces of tyranny and liberate your fellow coworkers from the oppressive evil that dominates them, in a series of challenges deep inside the bowels of a massive evil corporation: SuperCorp.

Smash ALL THE THINGS.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: 7
    • Processor: 2.4GHz
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Storage: 250 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: 7
    • Processor: 2.8GHz
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Storage: 250 MB available space
Helpful customer reviews
20 of 25 people (80%) found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
0.9 hrs on record
Posted: December 9, 2015
A deep combat system, deep original story line, and beautiful graphics; this game has none of those. What it does have is office after office filled with management 'zombies' tied together with brief conversations with pre-corpse coworkers. It involves a lot of spaming left click and switching to another weapon when you want some range or appearance change. The perk is that you get to beat the stupid out of mindless idiots who spout off about paradigms, working smarter and other business school catch phrases. I would like to go on talking about it further, but CorporateLifestyleSimulator.exe has stopped working.
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5 of 7 people (71%) found this review helpful
4.8 hrs on record
Posted: February 27
This is a pretty and fun little game (with also a cool soundtrack) with many weapons to use, lot of zombies to kill and lot of things to destroy... Unfortunately it doesn't have steamcards and/or achievements.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.4 hrs on record
Posted: April 22
I walked in a simple office worker.

I walked out a lunatic in a building that looked like a World War 2 battlefield.
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67 of 82 people (82%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 30, 2014
Mmmmm yea, Im gonna need you to come in this weekend and kill some zombies...
What a great game! Takes place mostly in a cubicle farm where you rescue your daring coworkers to defeat all the corporate zombies to make it out alive! Works great with a controller for racking up zed heads. The game looks simple or retro, Don't let that fool you! The environments are entirely destructable, there are bosses, and TONS of weapons, including the mythical red swingline stapler!

Rating: 10/10 Value: $7.99
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113 of 162 people (70%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: March 12, 2014
It's like tongue-in-cheek old school Syndicate combined with Hotline Miami set in the world of Fight Club and Office Space.
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