An isometric orgy of bloody violence and huge chiptunes. Battle your way through 27 levels of corporate architecture full of brain dead, corporate, buzzword-spewing, project managers using office furniture as your primary weapons.
User reviews: Very Positive (174 reviews)
Data lansării: 25 feb., 2014
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Cumpără Corporate Lifestyle Simulator

Cumpără Corporate Lifestyle Simulator Soundtrack Edition

 

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30 septembrie

v1.107 Update

Just in time to celebrate ten years of a soul-grinding office job, heres a new update and a 75% off sale!

Fixed a few audio bugs and hopefully solved the 1080 screen resolution bug. Please let me know via comments here or email support.

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Despre acest joc

An isometric orgy of bloody violence and huge chiptunes.

Battle your way through 27 levels of corporate architecture full of brain dead, corporate, buzzword-spewing, project managers using office furniture as your primary weapons.

Fight back against the forces of tyranny and liberate your fellow coworkers from the oppressive evil that dominates them, in a series of challenges deep inside the bowels of a massive evil corporation: SuperCorp.

Smash ALL THE THINGS.

Cerinţe de sistem

    Minimum:
    • OS: 7
    • Processor: 2.4GHz
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Hard Drive: 250 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: 7
    • Processor: 2.8GHz
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Hard Drive: 250 MB available space
Recenzii utile ale clienților
12 din 20 oameni (60%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
0.6 ore înregistrate
Postat: 3 octombrie
Dear Patrons of offices and simulators alike.

I, as an office professional and simulation game player find this game to be a poor example of our lifestyle. I know that as game developers, the creators felt a public pressure to add traditional "video game" elements but they chose poorly. This game features more about fighting that it does about working. I tried to hold a meeting and one of my co-workers broke the projector.
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3 din 3 oameni (100%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
1.6 ore înregistrate
Postat: 25 octombrie
"Fun for when you feel like killing your boss"

- Graphics 8/10
I think for this type of game the graphics suit it very well, this ofcourse is my opinion.

- Storyline 7/10
The game has some story to it, not much of it though. I still enjoyed it quite a bit. It could have been improved a little, but what kind of story can you expect from a game where you can throw pencils and staples.

- Gameplay 9/10
The gameplay of the game just feels amazing, there are so many available options of how you want to kill the zombies its insane! You can kill them by just maning up and hiting them with your fists or just go out on a rampage shooting staples, shotguns, pencils, handguns or even ninja stars! Why not a 10 out of 10 you ask? (I know you do) Because there are some areas in the map where you just get stuck in debree or get glitched out of the map and can't get back in. The game also had a nice touch where at the end of each level you see how much damage you did to the level, how many zombies you killed or how many survivors you rescued.

Controls 10/10
I didn't find any problems with the controls of the game, the default wasd to move and left click to shoot. Switch between weapons with the num-pad or just scroll. Perfectly normal.

A.I. 5/10
It's zombie A.I. how can you screw it up, right?
It's acceptable, but not good. The zombies tend to form flocks of sandbags that do nothing.

Final Verdict 8/10
Enjoy it, Love it, Beat it.

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3 din 3 oameni (100%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
5.2 ore înregistrate
Postat: 13 octombrie
Hordes of Zombies!
Many weapons!
Insane destructions! OMG! Battlefield 4 sucks!
Horrible voice acting!
Sweet soundtrack!

7/10
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2 din 2 oameni (100%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
2.7 ore înregistrate
Postat: 4 octombrie
This game has offices and zombies, you can destroy a lot of stuff. it's good, get it 10/10
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2 din 2 oameni (100%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
2.7 ore înregistrate
Postat: 1 octombrie
Fun game and very cheap.

GET IT!
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1 din 1 oameni (100%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
6.2 ore înregistrate
Postat: 7 octombrie
This game rocks. Period.
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1 din 1 oameni (100%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
0.9 ore înregistrate
Postat: 5 octombrie
The game gets what is fun about zombies in videogames: slaughtering them in masses with a wide array of weapons.
Combined with the satisfactory feeling of smashing office equipment and cubicles, this is a simple actiongame done right.
The writing, especially the one-liners, is pretty bad (the buzzword-spewing zombies are pretty much the highlight), but the simple solution is to turn up the fantastic soundtrack and keep. Wrecking. Stuff!
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1 din 1 oameni (100%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
1.0 ore înregistrate
Postat: 1 octombrie
I've felt like this.

I work in an office environment, and I knew what this game was going to be before I ever touched it. Super simplistic, easy to play, and the novelty would wear off fast. The value is in what you expect to get for your money, and whether or not you enjoy it. I certainly enjoyed it for about an hour, I'm not sure how long the actual game is, but an hour (or so) was enough.

The graphics are what they are, you can clearly see that this is your pixel-art swingymabob affair. Considering that, they look pretty good. I don't know if everyone in the game is meant to be fat, or if the artists that work on it just don't have a good idea of what people actually look like. This doesn't detract from it, at the very least they look funny. No one's going to grade the score of this game on the graphics.

I got it in a bundle, and for that price, it can't be beat. On sale for 50% off, still worth it. If I get an hour or two out of a game, without getting bored or annoyed with it, I figure it's worth the small amount I pay for it - especially when given to me in a bundle.

I've played much, much worse looking and much, much worse sounding games. The soundtrack is quite entertaining, most games like this have exactly one 35 second loop that just plays over, and over, and over. This game has a 35 second loop for each level! Kudos. The boss fights are rather entertaining, and you may find yourself dragging them out, because those are the most fun parts really.

You continually shoot, beat, or blow things up, you save your fellow coworkers that are given sarcastic titles, and you unlock weapons throughout the game by beating levels. You can literally sit back in a corner when being faced with a mob and just swing a telephone over your head until they're all finished and then go pick up your ammo and powerups, so there's no real challenge to it.

You type too much, I'm not reading all of that version

If you work in an office environment and you've had a bad day, you will blow off steam (pardon the pun, hurrhurr) by playing this game. I got it in a bundle and I'm totally satisfied with it. It's leaps and bounds better than a lot of the crap that gets Greenlit. For under 5 bucks, if you get an hour out of this game you've gotten your moneys worth. Entertaining music, simple gameplay, and manages to do what it sets out to do. The humor isn't that funny, even for office humor, the voice acting isn't that great, and the game randomly freezes/crashes from time to time. Again, not nearly as bad as I've seen other games.

Final Verdict

Want to kill an hour and it's on sale for 2 bucks? Yeah, go for it. It's good for that. No one is getting this and expecting a serious 20-hour investment of time. 6/10 overall. Fix the crashes.
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1 din 1 oameni (100%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
0.8 ore înregistrate
Postat: 5 octombrie
worth the 1.24. it'd be hard for it not to be. Great soundtrack, and I came 3 times.
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1 din 1 oameni (100%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
1.4 ore înregistrate
Postat: 17 octombrie
"Can I borrow your chainsaw?" "No you can't borrow my chainsaw!"
These people get me. Pixels. Check. Zambies. Check. Explosions. Check. Terrible but funny voice acting. Check.

Well I think you get the idea.
All im saying is that its a great game. So get it now. Its only 5 bucks (unless its on sale while your reading this).
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2 din 3 oameni (67%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
0.8 ore înregistrate
Postat: 30 septembrie
This is quite possibly the best $1.75 I've ever spent on an Impulse buy. It plays somewhat similar to Hotline Miami, has an absolutely AWESOME chiptune soundtrack (go buy that too!), is chock full of tongue-in-cheek references to game, movie and TV tropes, and is a great way to vent some stress at the end of the day. The storymode cutscenes and one-liners constantly had me chuckling while I slaughtered my way though hordes of zombies, first with weaponized office supplies, and later with some tried-and-true classics. It's just good mindless fun and glib humor.

Totally worth a buy if you have some spare cash on your account. Seriously.
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1 din 2 oameni (50%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
1.6 ore înregistrate
Postat: 1 octombrie
OMG! Quick, Cheap, Fun. Will Will Smith Smith.
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0 din 1 oameni (0%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
2.2 ore înregistrate
Postat: 1 octombrie
So much win.
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2.1 ore înregistrate
Postat: 1 octombrie
SO MUCH FUN! Bought it on sale but I would easily pay full price for this game AND it's completely awesome soundtrack which is worth the money on it's own.

There is so much more to the game than you can see in the trailer. The cutscenes between levels are hilarious. Everything has the vibe of low production quality but, whether intended or not, the end result feels exceptionally well put together.

I've already bought copies of this game for 3 of my friends because it's so great.

Don't forget the soundtrack! Whatever you do, you'll want it, it's fantastic! It'd put it right up there with Crystal Method, Future Sound of London, Aphex Twins, and others. It's fantastic! I've been listening to it for days!
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0 din 1 oameni (0%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
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Postat: 2 octombrie
Looks like a regular day in my office... Nothing new but a lot of warm memories ^^
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2.9 ore înregistrate
Postat: 30 septembrie
Best and most accurate corprate liftestyle simulator to date. Also pretty fun to play.
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0.9 ore înregistrate
Postat: 16 octombrie
A fun, good value stress reliever!
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0.8 ore înregistrate
Postat: 16 octombrie
Pure Awesome.
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0.5 ore înregistrate
Postat: 19 octombrie
my new retro-style game :D
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1.0 ore înregistrate
Postat: 25 octombrie
This game is a joke about itself - hypocritical and dull. Also very short, looks more like a flash game to me, and there are flash games a lot better than this. The soundtrack is nice though.

3/10
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