An isometric orgy of bloody violence and huge chiptunes. Battle your way through 27 levels of corporate architecture full of brain dead, corporate, buzzword-spewing, project managers using office furniture as your primary weapons.
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Releasedatum: 25 feb 2014

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"Cause sometimes, your co-workers seem like zombies...maybe they are..."
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30 september

v1.107 Update

Just in time to celebrate ten years of a soul-grinding office job, heres a new update and a 75% off sale!

Fixed a few audio bugs and hopefully solved the 1080 screen resolution bug. Please let me know via comments here or email support.

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An isometric orgy of bloody violence and huge chiptunes.

Battle your way through 27 levels of corporate architecture full of brain dead, corporate, buzzword-spewing, project managers using office furniture as your primary weapons.

Fight back against the forces of tyranny and liberate your fellow coworkers from the oppressive evil that dominates them, in a series of challenges deep inside the bowels of a massive evil corporation: SuperCorp.

Smash ALL THE THINGS.

Systeemeisen

    Minimum:
    • OS: 7
    • Processor: 2.4GHz
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Hard Drive: 250 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: 7
    • Processor: 2.8GHz
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Hard Drive: 250 MB available space
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2 van de 3 mensen (67%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
1.3 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 2 november
Best zombie-apocalypse game i've ever played!
Absolutely brilliant soundtrack, awesome sarcastic look at corporate culture, overwhelming level of violence, and finally it even have color graphic!
Must have!
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2 van de 3 mensen (67%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
2.2 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 9 november
Best thing I ever bought for 49 cents.
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1 van de 2 mensen (50%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
1.3 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 18 november
"A simulator you will never forget!" -GameSpot
"It left me questioning my life..." -some ♥♥♥♥ing guy
"Opens up a doorway to a whole new world!"
"Next Gen GRAPHICS!!!" -xXxSnipar420BlazexXx
"Pretty much sums up my life!" -A corporate guy
"I'm dead now." -Bill
"I want to live the Corporate Lifestyle!" -kid
"This game is sexist!" -a feminist
"I'm pretty sure she ment 'This game has SEX!!!'" -E3
"yes" -Kotaku
"Wait what the ♥♥♥♥, this game has zombies in it? I though I was just going to be pushing buttons." -me
"10/10 my name is guy." -IGN
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0 van de 1 mensen (0%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
1.7 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 13 november
Dumb fun, easy time killer.
Super loud ♥♥♥ audio though, damn.
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1.3 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 3 november
Smack zombies with office supplies.
Break stuff.
Watch extremely Canadian cutscenes.

I'm about halfway thru.
Been playing it in small 5-10 minute sittings.

It's simple and fun.
Does what it is.
Is what it does.
Don't expect anything too life changing.
Maybe you'll like it.

:)
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0.9 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 2 november
Worth buying for the soundtrack alone. Very nice little game.
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5.9 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 15 november
It's a twin-stick shooter like Smash TV, it's isometric with destructible environments like Crusader: No Remorse, it scratches my nostalgia itch very nicely. And on top of that the dialogue is funny and the soundtrack is brilliant. It you hate your job and need some catharsis, you need look no further. Great game!
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0.1 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 23 november
All games need this level of destruction.

Very nice isometric graphics, and charactors with a nice look to them.

Very fluid gameplay

10/10 would throw a printer at a corperate zombie again!
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65 van de 74 mensen (88%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
1.4 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 30 mei
Mmmmm yea, Im gonna need you to come in this weekend and kill some zombies...
What a great game! Takes place mostly in a cubicle farm where you rescue your daring coworkers to defeat all the corporate zombies to make it out alive! Works great with a controller for racking up zed heads. The game looks simple or retro, Don't let that fool you! The environments are entirely destructable, there are bosses, and TONS of weapons, including the mythical red swingline stapler!

Rating: 10/10 Value: $7.99
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32 van de 39 mensen (82%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
3.0 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 6 juli
Actual line from this game:
"I came here to kick ♥♥♥ and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum because, seriously, who the ♥♥♥♥ chews bubblegum anymore. Like, I haven't seen bubblegum since, like, the 80s. And even if I still saw bubblegum, I'm a 30-year-old man. I'm not gonna chew bubblegum. That's just... That's just... *sigh*"

Some people like their jobs. Some people don't. And some people's jobs get overrun by zombie businessmen that groan things they learned in business school. Okay not a lot of people have had that experience in particular but that's what this game revolves around so just use your imagination.

This game is very fun in its own unique way. It straight up pokes fun at people not liking their desk jobs and making it very relatable and silly at the same time. The voice acting sounds like it can use a lot of work but they put that in the game for a reason (watch the trailer and you'll see what I mean). Sure there are some things that could use work but it's still a fun, fast-paced, adventurous game with a lot of potential to become somthing more than it is currently. But don't let that stop you from having a good time.

To conclude, I leave you with this:
There are boss zombies (yes, there are boss fights) that will show you brain-damaging powerpoints, breathe fire, shoot guns, and even turn into magic floating sandwiches.

If that isn't awesome, I don't know what is. You have to try this game yourself.
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24 van de 31 mensen (77%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
0.8 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 29 juni
The title may be misleading when you see one of your friends playing it, and you just assume it's some sort of just regular boring desk job where you push pencils and type words on your fancy worky work machine but you would be ENORMOUSLY wrong!

This game is pretty hilarious and has lots of entertaining chatter as well as scenarios and it's own style.If you enjoy murdering zombies, hate boss like personas and want make a difference in your job , this is the game for you!
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15 van de 19 mensen (79%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
2.1 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 29 september
Price at time of purchase: $1.24 USD
First impression: Well, the voice acting isn't that great. But the premise is pretty funny. Gameplay is a very simple isometric beat'em'up. Oh damn, this soundtrack... MMfff. Okay, that's pretty good. That's making beating corporate zombie ♥♥♥ just that much sweeter. Aw man, you recruit NPC people as you walk around? That's kinda cool to lead a herd of I guess what you would call your "buddies" as you battle through the zombie hordes.
2nd level: Lawl, the writing is a bit hit or miss, but It's pretty funny. I enjoy how you are rewarded between levels with a small skit of very home-hitting corporate life humor that's a nice touch to drive the player through the gameplay. I'll admit, the action of rampaging around the office and laying into corporate zombies is pretty fun. Watching my sprite hop over desks and wreck the office as he moves is fairly satisfying. But by the second level, the gameplay is already getting a little repetitive.
3rd level+: Listening to the zombies moan corporate buzzwords is also a pretty fun touch. The enemies are not seeing a whole lot of variation besides adding zombies with slightly more health to the mix each level. Also, I found a red Swingline Stapler and am using it as a weak projectile weapon. I also found a corded phone that I'm using as a morning star.

Overall impression: This is a fun little beat'em'up with stat tracking that will please the completionist in me, plenty of awesome theme humor keeps me giggling as I play, and a pumping chiptune soundtrack complements the frantic arcade action well. This title was well worth what I paid for it.
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7 van de 7 mensen (100%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
1.6 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 25 oktober
"Fun for when you feel like killing your boss"

- Graphics 8/10
I think for this type of game the graphics suit it very well, this ofcourse is my opinion.

- Storyline 7/10
The game has some story to it, not much of it though. I still enjoyed it quite a bit. It could have been improved a little, but what kind of story can you expect from a game where you can throw pencils and staples.

- Gameplay 9/10
The gameplay of the game just feels amazing, there are so many available options of how you want to kill the zombies its insane! You can kill them by just maning up and hiting them with your fists or just go out on a rampage shooting staples, shotguns, pencils, handguns or even ninja stars! Why not a 10 out of 10 you ask? (I know you do) Because there are some areas in the map where you just get stuck in debree or get glitched out of the map and can't get back in. The game also had a nice touch where at the end of each level you see how much damage you did to the level, how many zombies you killed or how many survivors you rescued.

Controls 10/10
I didn't find any problems with the controls of the game, the default wasd to move and left click to shoot. Switch between weapons with the num-pad or just scroll. Perfectly normal.

A.I. 5/10
It's zombie A.I. how can you screw it up, right?
It's acceptable, but not good. The zombies tend to form flocks of sandbags that do nothing.

Final Verdict 8/10
Enjoy it, Love it, Beat it.

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5 van de 5 mensen (100%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
5.2 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 13 oktober
Hordes of Zombies!
A lot of weapons!
Insane destructions! OMG! Battlefield 4 sucks!
Horrible voice acting!
Sweet soundtrack!

7/10
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16 van de 28 mensen (57%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
0.6 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 3 oktober
Dear Patrons of offices and simulators alike.

I, as an office professional and simulation game player find this game to be a poor example of our lifestyle. I know that as game developers, the creators felt a public pressure to add traditional "video game" elements but they chose poorly. This game features more about fighting that it does about working. I tried to hold a meeting and one of my co-workers broke the projector.
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2 van de 2 mensen (100%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
2.7 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 4 oktober
This game has offices and zombies, you can destroy a lot of stuff. it's good, get it 10/10
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2 van de 2 mensen (100%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
2.7 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 1 oktober
Fun game and very cheap.

GET IT!
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2 van de 2 mensen (100%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
0.4 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 26 oktober
A fun game to play if you are bored and just need something to do, With the new music player on steam the sound track is definitely worth a purchase on its own without the game 36 songs and as far as I can see they are all pretty good.

The game itself is pretty decent, the way the people look is slightly strange as everyone looks like they have been in the local fast food place for a little too long, whether it is a way at looking at the obese population of society or just the people not being too good at making people you tell me, that doesn't really take away from the game at all and it is still enjoyable, the cutscenes between the levels are kind of awkward to watch as the voice acting isn't the best in the world but some of it is quite amusing to watch, if this bugs you you can skip them and get to the action quicker.

Wide variety of weapons available and with power ups appearing now and again to make it more enjoyable (flamethrowing chainsaw...I think yes) some ranged some melee so it does give you an option on how to play.

I personally bought the game on sale for £1.24 (Soundtrack edition) I would say the off sale price for the soundtrack is worth it more than the game but that is just an opinion. I would say if you don't have a powerful machine to run a lot of games at a solid 30 and suffer from frame drops (me currently) it is a decent game to pick up. If you also don't have tons of money as well as this I would suggest putting this game on the list
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1 van de 1 mensen (100%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
2.1 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 17 oktober
"Can I borrow your chainsaw?" "No you can't borrow my chainsaw!"
These people get me. Pixels. Check. Zambies. Check. Explosions. Check. Terrible but funny voice acting. Check.

Well I think you get the idea.
All im saying is that its a great game. So get it now. Its only 5 bucks (unless its on sale while your reading this).
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1 van de 1 mensen (100%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
6.2 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 7 oktober
This game rocks. Period.
Was deze recensie nuttig? Ja Nee