An isometric orgy of bloody violence and huge chiptunes. Battle your way through 27 levels of corporate architecture full of brain dead, corporate, buzzword-spewing, project managers using office furniture as your primary weapons.
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Data de lançamento: 25/fev/2014

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An isometric orgy of bloody violence and huge chiptunes.

Battle your way through 27 levels of corporate architecture full of brain dead, corporate, buzzword-spewing, project managers using office furniture as your primary weapons.

Fight back against the forces of tyranny and liberate your fellow coworkers from the oppressive evil that dominates them, in a series of challenges deep inside the bowels of a massive evil corporation: SuperCorp.

Smash ALL THE THINGS.

Requisitos de sistema

    Mínimos:
    • SO: 7
    • Processador: 2.4GHz
    • Memória: 1 GB de RAM
    • Armazenamento: 250 MB de espaço disponível
    Recomendados:
    • SO: 7
    • Processador: 2.8GHz
    • Memória: 1 GB de RAM
    • Armazenamento: 250 MB de espaço disponível
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Fiach
( 0.3 horas registradas )
Publicada: 20 de maio
Genious!

Always wanted to punch in the face our HR-manager with her "TEAMBUILDING!!!"-stuff.
hegel5000
( 1.8 horas registradas )
Publicada: 19 de maio
I was expecting something about a guy going postal and killing all his coworkers. Instead it's about a discount Seth Rogan saving his coworkers from zombies. I mean, it would be the same gameplay either way, but the route they took was extremely lighthearted. I mean, everything about the game is lighthearted and it just feels good to play.

Also, the music's great.

Also also sometimes it crashes :(
The Ghost Of King Hamlet
( 3.6 horas registradas )
Publicada: 14 de maio
Really buggy and hasn't been updated since 2014.
A bit easy, since everything goes down nice and quick.
Most hits don't register, whether on me or on someone else.
10/10 Best game.
Senior Staff
( 3.2 horas registradas )
Publicada: 13 de maio
สนุกมาก โคตรมัน เพลงมัน มีอาวุธหลากหลาย กระสุนมีเยอะ ถึงแม้จะไม่มีเนื้อเรื่องมากนักแบบโพล่มาก็สู้กับซอมบี้เลย ตัวเอกใช้มือชกข้าวของรวมถึงเครื่องถ่ายเอกสารให้พังได้ โอ้เจ้าจอร์จมันเว่อมาก

9/10
Boobs DxD
( 0.3 horas registradas )
Publicada: 10 de maio
I Never Knew Office Work Would Have So Much Murder But When I Think About It, I Guess It Would Since You Would Probably Murder Your Manager.
Tim Bishop
( 3.4 horas registradas )
Publicada: 30 de abril
Corporate Lifestyle Simulator is a fun pixel based game about taking on the zombie managers of the world. There are two modes. Story and Endless.

1) Story

There are about 23 levels in this game. It starts out hard, but over time gets easier. Like alot easier. The shotgun is the main reason for this since it does 120 damage (like a 1 to 3 shot kill, and you get it by like level 8), Boss fights are also easy (outside of the first one, the I.T. one, and Zombietron). I thought it was also funny, with great banter (LAPD part was funny af). overall the story was alright.

2) Endless Mode

Kind of boring, very easy. I like how its not kill based, but time based, so more zombies spawn every 30 seconds even if al zombies are not dead.

Verdict: While i like this game, I cannot recomend for full price (five bucks for this is redonk), Buy on sale (49 cents). If you are looking for pixel Zombie games, then checkout dead pixel. It blows this game out of the water and is cheaper

RuF
( 1.4 horas registradas )
Publicada: 27 de abril
I really wanted to like this game.who cares?
Samork
( 0.6 horas registradas )
Publicada: 26 de abril
I love games where everyone is completely clueless as to what's going on but they don't mind it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOt53OpAyPc
Pray4Mojo
( 2.0 horas registradas )
Publicada: 24 de abril
If Seth Rogan made games.
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11 de 12 pessoas (92%) acharam esta análise útil
Não recomendado
2.3 horas registradas
Publicada: 4 de outubro de 2014
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"Excelente trilha sonora, uma terapia de destruição e uma péssima dublagem..."

Essas são algumas das características do cômico Corporate Lifestyle Simulator - antes conhecido como Zombies no Desura -; características, inclusive, utilizadas para publicidade do jogo. Desenvolvido pela bignic, Corporate Lifestyle Simulator é um jogo indie, tendo um título que pode ocasionar uma interpretação incorreta de seu objetivo e principalmente de seu gameplay. Ao invés de aprender a utilizar o Excel e construir gráficos em uma planilha, seu real objetivo é simplesmente quebrar e esmagar todos os objetos disponíveis no escritório e atirar em qualquer coisa que se movimente.

Ao considerar as suas características, nota-se que não há nada inovador em seu conceito, sequer em sua experiência. Corporate Lifestyle Simulator representa-as em uma jogabilidade insignificante, com um enredo (por mais engraçado que seja) fraco e de curtíssima duração. Curta duração de jogo não deve ser considerada um problema, desde que seja justificada com elementos aceitáveis e que ofereçam uma experiência admissível ao jogador. Corporate Lifestyle Simulator, infelizmente, não oferece tal experiência esperada.

Sua melhor característica é definitivamente a sua trilha sonora, tornando os níveis e o seu progresso menos maçante, por conta da repetição de seus objetivos, cenários e sem variação na jogabilidade, essa extremamente modesta. As piadas e os diálogos são interessantes e apresentam um bom humor, porém não justificam e não completam a experiência incompleta que o jogo oferece.

O principal motivo de Corporate Lifestyle Simulator ter-me decepcionado está além da experiência e de seus elementos, como a jogabilidade etc. O jogo acompanha um erro grotesco que após um certo progresso, este indeterminado, passa a ter problemas em salvar - este automático - o avanço do jogador, sendo a correção apenas o reinício do jogo e a perca de todo o seu progresso após a última gravação. Além disso, tal erro ocasiona falha na reprodução de sons, não reproduzindo a trilha sonora e os diálogos do personagem.

Existem discussões no fórum do jogo reportando o(s) problema(s) descrito(s) na análise. Para acompanhar as discussões, clique aqui.

Corporate Lifestyle Simulator, se à venda em promoção, apresenta uma experiência incompleta, porém satisfatória. O seu tempo de duração, considerando um valor promocional (como o atual de R$ 2,62), é aceitável e torna-o um jogo recomendado. Entretanto, não há nada que justifique ou torne o preço completo, avaliado em R$ 10, ideal para um jogo que não apresenta inovações e conceitos incompletos e primitivos.
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1 de 1 pessoas (100%) acharam esta análise útil
Recomendado
1.2 horas registradas
Publicada: 13 de maio de 2015
um jogo em pixels de zumbi e uma trilha sonora ♥♥♥♥
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67 de 82 pessoas (82%) acharam esta análise útil
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Recomendado
1.4 horas registradas
Publicada: 30 de maio de 2014
Mmmmm yea, Im gonna need you to come in this weekend and kill some zombies...
What a great game! Takes place mostly in a cubicle farm where you rescue your daring coworkers to defeat all the corporate zombies to make it out alive! Works great with a controller for racking up zed heads. The game looks simple or retro, Don't let that fool you! The environments are entirely destructable, there are bosses, and TONS of weapons, including the mythical red swingline stapler!

Rating: 10/10 Value: $7.99
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113 de 162 pessoas (70%) acharam esta análise útil
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Recomendado
0.4 horas registradas
Publicada: 12 de março de 2014
It's like tongue-in-cheek old school Syndicate combined with Hotline Miami set in the world of Fight Club and Office Space.
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38 de 47 pessoas (81%) acharam esta análise útil
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3.7 horas registradas
Publicada: 6 de julho de 2014
Actual line from this game:
"I came here to kick ♥♥♥ and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum because, seriously, who the ♥♥♥♥ chews bubblegum anymore. Like, I haven't seen bubblegum since, like, the 80s. And even if I still saw bubblegum, I'm a 30-year-old man. I'm not gonna chew bubblegum. That's just... That's just... *sigh*"

Some people like their jobs. Some people don't. And some people's jobs get overrun by zombie businessmen that groan things they learned in business school. Okay not a lot of people have had that experience in particular but that's what this game revolves around so just use your imagination.

This game is very fun in its own unique way. It straight up pokes fun at people not liking their desk jobs and making it very relatable and silly at the same time. The voice acting sounds like it can use a lot of work but they put that in the game for a reason (watch the trailer and you'll see what I mean). Sure there are some things that could use work but it's still a fun, fast-paced, adventurous game with a lot of potential to become somthing more than it is currently. But don't let that stop you from having a good time.

To conclude, I leave you with this:
There are boss zombies (yes, there are boss fights) that will show you brain-damaging powerpoints, breathe fire, shoot guns, and even turn into magic floating sandwiches.

If that isn't awesome, I don't know what is. You have to try this game yourself.
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27 de 35 pessoas (77%) acharam esta análise útil
Recomendado
2.1 horas registradas
Publicada: 29 de setembro de 2014
Price at time of purchase: $1.24 USD
First impression: Well, the voice acting isn't that great. But the premise is pretty funny. Gameplay is a very simple isometric beat'em'up. Oh damn, this soundtrack... MMfff. Okay, that's pretty good. That's making beating corporate zombie ♥♥♥ just that much sweeter. Aw man, you recruit NPC people as you walk around? That's kinda cool to lead a herd of I guess what you would call your "buddies" as you battle through the zombie hordes.
2nd level: Lawl, the writing is a bit hit or miss, but It's pretty funny. I enjoy how you are rewarded between levels with a small skit of very home-hitting corporate life humor that's a nice touch to drive the player through the gameplay. I'll admit, the action of rampaging around the office and laying into corporate zombies is pretty fun. Watching my sprite hop over desks and wreck the office as he moves is fairly satisfying. But by the second level, the gameplay is already getting a little repetitive.
3rd level+: Listening to the zombies moan corporate buzzwords is also a pretty fun touch. The enemies are not seeing a whole lot of variation besides adding zombies with slightly more health to the mix each level. Also, I found a red Swingline Stapler and am using it as a weak projectile weapon. I also found a corded phone that I'm using as a morning star.

Overall impression: This is a fun little beat'em'up with stat tracking that will please the completionist in me, plenty of awesome theme humor keeps me giggling as I play, and a pumping chiptune soundtrack complements the frantic arcade action well. This title was well worth what I paid for it.
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22 de 28 pessoas (79%) acharam esta análise útil
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Recomendado
1.6 horas registradas
Publicada: 25 de outubro de 2014
"Fun for when you feel like killing your boss"

- Graphics 8/10
I think for this type of game the graphics suit it very well, this ofcourse is my opinion.

- Storyline 7/10
The game has some story to it, not much of it though. I still enjoyed it quite a bit. It could have been improved a little, but what kind of story can you expect from a game where you can throw pencils and staples.

- Gameplay 9/10
The gameplay of the game just feels amazing, there are so many available options of how you want to kill the zombies its insane! You can kill them by just maning up and hiting them with your fists or just go out on a rampage shooting staples, shotguns, pencils, handguns or even ninja stars! Why not a 10 out of 10 you ask? (I know you do) Because there are some areas in the map where you just get stuck in debree or get glitched out of the map and can't get back in. The game also had a nice touch where at the end of each level you see how much damage you did to the level, how many zombies you killed or how many survivors you rescued.

Controls 10/10
I didn't find any problems with the controls of the game, the default wasd to move and left click to shoot. Switch between weapons with the num-pad or just scroll. Perfectly normal.

A.I. 5/10
It's zombie A.I. how can you screw it up, right?
It's acceptable, but not good. The zombies tend to form flocks of sandbags that do nothing.

Final Verdict 8/10
Enjoy it, Love it, Beat it.

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20 de 25 pessoas (80%) acharam esta análise útil
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Recomendado
0.9 horas registradas
Publicada: 9 de dezembro de 2015
A deep combat system, deep original story line, and beautiful graphics; this game has none of those. What it does have is office after office filled with management 'zombies' tied together with brief conversations with pre-corpse coworkers. It involves a lot of spaming left click and switching to another weapon when you want some range or appearance change. The perk is that you get to beat the stupid out of mindless idiots who spout off about paradigms, working smarter and other business school catch phrases. I would like to go on talking about it further, but CorporateLifestyleSimulator.exe has stopped working.
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28 de 41 pessoas (68%) acharam esta análise útil
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Recomendado
2.5 horas registradas
Publicada: 2 de janeiro de 2015
I happen to work in Corporate IT and this game is very realistic. Not sure who the devs are, but they are very smart people.

10/10 Must have

On a side note, if you are a manager in a corporation, you should probably not play this - it might actaully make you realise how pointless and horrible your life is.
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14 de 16 pessoas (88%) acharam esta análise útil
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Recomendado
0.5 horas registradas
Publicada: 29 de dezembro de 2014
I like this game. It's puerile wish-fulfillment, and I can dig that. Especially as a dude who works in an office. Synergy!

Am I PROUD to like this game? I am not. Will I recommend it anyway? Yes I will.
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