They came in peace, but messed with the wrong old man. Armed with a musket, 78 year old Murray Mendelson has single-handedly started an interstellar war. Shoot first and ask questions later in this endless fast paced arcade shooter. Use everything in Murray’s arsenal to keep the aliens off of his perfectly manicured lawn!
User reviews:
Recent:
Mixed (21 reviews) - 66% of the 21 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
Overall:
Mostly Positive (1,385 reviews) - 75% of the 1,385 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Nov 11, 2014

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About This Game

First contact didn't go as planned, when aliens woke Murray Mendelson up from his afternoon nap. Pulling the trigger first has drawn Murray in to full scale war with these alien visitors, and they’ll stop at nothing to destroy him. Armed with his musket and inconsolable rage, Murray must defend his home against all odds. Why are the aliens only attacking this one house? Who knows?! Shoot first and ask questions later in this endless fast paced arcade shooter, and keep those pesky aliens off of Murray's perfectly manicured lawn!

Collect valuable alien orbs to upgrade your weaponry. Use ‘Cane Time’, ‘Infuriate’, and ‘Soundwave’ power-ups to gain the upper hand when all seems lost. The longer Murray holds the lawn, the stronger those aliens get. But there is plenty of firepower waiting for you to try out in The Shed.

So, lock and load…and Get Off My Lawn!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 7
    • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo e6400 or AMD Athlon x64 4000+
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 3000 or equivalent
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 840 MB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX Compatible Sound Card
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7
    • Processor: Intel Core i3 - Current Gen
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GT 630 or Radeon HD 7950, or equivalent rated
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX Compatible Sound Card
    Minimum:
    • OS: Snow Leopard 10.6.8, or later
    • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 3000
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X Mavericks 10.9
    • Processor: 2.5 GHz dual-core Intel Core i5
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
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Recent:
Mixed (21 reviews)
Overall:
Mostly Positive (1,385 reviews)
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Piloting Gamer™
( 0.5 hrs on record )
Posted: June 27
lol this game is dumb in a fun way 8/10
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Liviu222
( 3.0 hrs on record )
Posted: June 24
sure 7/10
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ogzombiekiller69
( 2.1 hrs on record )
Posted: June 24
Good to play to waste like 1 hour but it gets really pay to win later
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Biscuit
( 1.4 hrs on record )
Posted: June 22
That's a nooice game boi.
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Sikkael Michofield
( 0.2 hrs on record )
Posted: June 21
boring as my fat gf
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Running-Target
( 0.2 hrs on record )
Posted: June 18
Get Off My Lawn! is a free to play lane defense game. It worked, played good, looked ok, sounded ok. Ported from a flash game. Eventually, you will lose the game. You can keep playing over and over to earn orbs to buy better weapon for Murray.
Try it, maybe you would like it. Delete before you pay money for it.

CONS: Pay to Advance.

For more info:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncfV6g3Qae4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy0MUP6hKZI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp6BZm3PpB8

http://jayisgames.com/review/get-off-my-lawn.php

https://apocalypticdemise.com/2016/03/05/get-off-my-lawn-review/

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/store/apps/get-off-my-lawn/9wzdncrdcl8c

http://www.hobohutnetwork.com/game-reviews/get-off-my-lawn
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SpaceCodet
( 0.4 hrs on record )
Posted: June 18
It's diffront version of Space Invaders. This style of game never feels right to me but for on an arcade machine. It would be better to get Galaga then to buy any pay-to-win stuff in this game. You'll need to grind a bit otherwise for the upgrades. About what you'd see from the options of this game's type as well.

it's free to play. So you can try it with little risk if you choose. I played all of the game I'm going to though.
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Lord Wesley
( 0.1 hrs on record )
Posted: June 13
it would take me 2 hours to to beat level 10 aliens do not drop as many orbs as nedded dont doland it PLZ!
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Reggaeweirdo
( 0.8 hrs on record )
Posted: June 9
Fun inbetween times game. Would recommend!
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Tragedius000
( 0.2 hrs on record )
Posted: May 31
Bored when I started it, bored when I uninstalled it. Too smiple and basically a waste of time.
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: June 18
Get Off My Lawn! is a free to play lane defense game. It worked, played good, looked ok, sounded ok. Ported from a flash game. Eventually, you will lose the game. You can keep playing over and over to earn orbs to buy better weapon for Murray.
Try it, maybe you would like it. Delete before you pay money for it.

CONS: Pay to Advance.

For more info:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncfV6g3Qae4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy0MUP6hKZI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp6BZm3PpB8

http://jayisgames.com/review/get-off-my-lawn.php

https://apocalypticdemise.com/2016/03/05/get-off-my-lawn-review/

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/store/apps/get-off-my-lawn/9wzdncrdcl8c

http://www.hobohutnetwork.com/game-reviews/get-off-my-lawn
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2 of 4 people (50%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: May 31
Bored when I started it, bored when I uninstalled it. Too smiple and basically a waste of time.
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1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
2.1 hrs on record
Posted: June 24
Good to play to waste like 1 hour but it gets really pay to win later
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Most Helpful Reviews  Overall
300 of 340 people (88%) found this review helpful
28 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: November 17, 2014
One of the achievements is "Make a purchase with real money".

Says it all really.
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247 of 275 people (90%) found this review helpful
18 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
1.6 hrs on record
Posted: November 12, 2014
A fun little time-waster that unfortunately wraps itself in blatant monetization; the game has a 'screw you' point at which the difficulty abruptly spikes to insurmountable and literally impossible odds (waves upon waves of armored enemies) without using the for-pay powerups, or grinding through multiple lower-level runs just for enough 'orbs' to buy one. Oh, and of course the powerups are consumables.

Started out feeling fun, but the sweatshop-or-pay quickly came through.
GET OFF MY HARD DRIVE!
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109 of 131 people (83%) found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: November 14, 2014
> Downloaded game for free
> Good hopes
> Load Game
> ♥♥♥♥♥♥ graphics and intro
> Keep playing
> Extremely boring
> Just move and press space
> Finish round
> Go to upgrades
> Barely any upgrades
> Quite expensive
> Getting orbs (gold) is extremely boring
> Go to store
> SPEND JUST £1 AND GET 300 ORBS INSTANTLY!
> Uninstall
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110 of 135 people (81%) found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: November 17, 2014
Get off my PC.

Worst kind Free-to-play.
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127 of 160 people (79%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
2.4 hrs on record
Posted: November 15, 2014
I was hoping for a free game to waste some time, hopefully get some achievments, maybe get another 100% game. I was very, very let down.

Worst part of the game, one of the "achievments" is to spend real money on orbs for the game, which seems idiotic. I'd rather just pay money for a real game. The least amount of money you can pay is a dollar, which isn't a lot, but this ENTIRE GAME isn't even worth a dollar. There are vastly superior flash games you can play for free on Kongregate. The item really worth buying in the game is 2 bucks, and seriously, this game is not worth two bucks. Also, the game is built to REQUIRE spending money in order to do well. It's just a huge grind. Pace is very very slow unless you spend money.

The game itself is incredibly simple. Only one level, and it's just waves of enemies coming at you, and you press the space bar at them. No joke. It just keeps going, and you're supposed to do this over and over and over, in hopes of unlocking more stuff, so you can press the space bar button even more times before dying.

There's also very little to the upgrade system. Every upgrade costs a LOT of in-game cash to get. There are only 3 guns, and 4 levels to each gun. You can also make your porch be able to take more hits (get more lives). Then there are three items to use in game (like freezing time). Considering how long it takes to get in-game cash, there is no way you would want to spend that much on a stupid one time use item. Very pointless system indeed.
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128 of 170 people (75%) found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: November 16, 2014
MICROTRANSACTIONS!!!!! GARBAGE!!!!
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80 of 100 people (80%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: November 12, 2014
Cute and fairly fun, but you earn orbs painfully slowly. There's an option to buy them, but that just tells me where the developers plan to make their money.

I would have been willing to pay a couple bucks for this game right off the bat and then get orbs at a decent rate; this freemium ♥♥♥♥ doesn't belong on my Steam account.
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