Julkaistu 27. helmikuu.
This game is why i could remove games from my library. Believe me, i tried to do it.
Let me describe the game to you.
>Start game and get past first part without vomiting at how horrible this game looks. Minecraft had a unique style that was blocky but tolerable, this is unique and awful though.
>Kill some feline lawyers for two cents each, while holding your stomach because of how your sword looks like a stick,
>Go through a portal to the overworld and get some quest. Let me describe these quests. First, the building quests.
>Place a block
>Place 10 blocks
>Place 20 blocks
>Place 50 blocks
>Place 100 blocks
>Place 1000 blocks.
>Good job, you win a cookie.
The merciless slaughter of suit-bearing cats quests:
>Kill a cat,
>Kill 20 cats.
>Kill 100000000000000000000000 cats.
>Then, you get a horrible, horrible, horrible barren plane of existance to build on while being short on funds. It doesnt even have grass. Couldnt spend the extra money on it i guess, since you already have no money.
>Have fun building anything, there arent any items to build with.
And you know what the worst flaw is?
I couldnt play it on steam. I had to launch it in firefox, which was a whole separate kind of chore. Worse than the cat slaughter, and the block placing, and etc.
This is a god awful game, dont take the few minutes to download it, they are seconds that could be better spent.