Verfasst: 31. Mai
When I first started playing this, I thought everyone else was wrong. Sure the menu has some lag issues and most levels are just similar looking boring construction levels against the same looking 4 types of guys, but I was still enjoying it. It was fun having a platformer be based off combos. The combat, which is supposed to be the strong suit, is shaky. Sometimes you will just stop punching and not be able to attack for no reason and you are open to hits. Sometimes you can knock the guys down or stun them but sometimes the guys take damage but are unmoved or unfazed and just hit you back. It is very inconsistent. The worst part is damage dealing, If you get knocked down, for some reason you stand up but can't roll away, which makes the guys able to just hit you right away and keep spamming attack while you can't do anything. This is the other problem, when you get hit the enemies can just keep attacking, as they don't have cooldown times, so especially if a guy is on each side of you, you just get stunned in place taking damage until they decide to stop, which is very poorly done. Trying to jump they can still hit you. The parrying is inconsistent and hard to tell when to do it. Blocking only works sometimes.
Then on the first boss every problem came to fruition. The hitboxes were wonky. The guy would punch to one side, and even though i was 2/3 on the other side of him, it would still count as me getting hit. He would suddenly hit me without any indication he was about to attacking, meaning you can't do anything to dodge, parry or block it. His hits deal 1/3 of your damage and yours deal none to him. Theres no health. Then if you die past the certain # of set lives they give you, as its basically impossible to earn more, you start the ENTIRE level over again. Lets see, do I want to redo the 15 minutes of time I spent because even though you HAVE CHECKPOINTS in your levels, you are stick in the 1992 mindset of making me constantly redo things.....sloppy design. And since it never felt like my fault because i was either getting hit for way too much damage without any warning, or getting stunlocked by 2 guys that surround me, I felt it wasn't worth it. Cute story and sticker type graphics. And you can unlock things. Glad I never wasted money backing this turd-and-a-half on Kickstarter like so many butthurt people on steam. 3.5/10.