My 0.2 hours of experience in this game have been quite interesting. A while ago, I bought a humble bundle (not for this game of course) and got a 2-pack for this game. Until today, May 14, 2015, my copy of "Gun Monkeys" has been sitting in my library along with games such as "Rocketbirds" and "Squishy the Suicidal Pig" gathering dust. Me and my pal Trevor decided to play it tonight and we were sorely mistaken.
First of all, the monkey's cry that screams at you immediately after launching game caused our ear-drums to bleed. If you have your volume on normal, you will experience the same pain as the sound is quite shocking. Next, we noticed that there was an over-abundance of underscores and decimal places. Quite unnecessary and annoying.
When trying to play the game, we also noticed that we were indeed the only two people in the entire world that were playing this game. The servers were empty and that is a good thing. This game is as bad as Terin Tharp's french horn solo to the tune of Indiana Jones. (THAT MEANS IT IS REALLY BAD.)
After actually starting the game, the first thing we made fun of is the blood. It is everywhere. It is as if we were ketchup packets. It was so bad that my game started lagging and it covered up the stupid cubes that we need to collect. The combat is awful and repetitive. The only thing that mixes it up is the powerups and most of them are laughable.
Lastly, the respawn time.... it takes about 10 seconds to respawn. Why. Me and Trevor are the only ones in the WORLD playing this game. Did I mention that they cut of your name to be 8 characters? "Dr. Robeatnik" turned into to "Dr. Robe." (I found this hilarious and the best part of the experience.)
To sum it all up, this game is boring and you can only laugh at it for about 15 minutes. But, it is as laughable as Donovan Hall trying to pole vault.