Okay Lets See What I Have Achieved So Far:
Performed Mass Genocide To All That Refused The Swedish Culture
Made Sweden The Religion It Should Be (Shamanism)
Conquered Russia, Poland, Lithuania, Prussia, Austria, Denmark, Norway, And France As Sweden
Found The Colonial Nation Of Numa Numa Land In North America
Betrayed My Friends
Sent Political Prisoners To The Swedish Siberian Work Camps
Somehow Managed To Reclaim The Glorius Land Of Jerusalem That Totally Belongs To The Shamanist Land Of Sweden
Managed To Cause A world War That Went On For 157 Years Because Of My Shamanist Crusades
Befriended Native Americans And Then Performed Mass Genocide Once More
Prevented The French Revolution And The American Revolution
Became Besties With The Muslims And Jihadists
Forced Shamanism On Most Of Europe, Asia, And The Middle East
10/10 Would Break History Again
As Of Wednesday, May 6th, 2015, 4:15 PM EST, NOTE TO SELF: Befriending The Incan Civilization Will Shake The World... Somehow the Incans adopted all my technology in very short timing and managed to conquer South America, North America, (YES EVEN MY BELOVED NUMA NUMA LAND), And Africa... A coalition of the mighty Swedish Empire, The Greek Empire, And The Swiss Empire is currently having trouble keeping the Pagans at bay... My allies are in shambles, but SWEDEN WILL NOT FALL... NOW FOR WRATH, NOW FOR RUIN, AND FOR A RED DAWN.... (Something like that from Lord Of The Rings).... A combined force of few hundred Swedish Calvarymen combined to form and attack the Incan Invasion Force... The Swedish Royal Army Of Cavalry was surrounded and used Holstein as an Alamo... They fought bravely to the last man and did not give up ever.... The Pagans were driven back by a total of 557 cannons and 1042.3 infantry... The war rages on as of right now... Who will be victorious? Only My Shamanist Gods Know...
As Of Saturday, July 25th, 2015, 5:16 PM EST, Carolus Rex XVII Was Slain In Battle, Here is the offical report from the doctor:
Patient Name: Carolus Rex XVII
Heir/Next Of Kin: N/A
Cause Of Death: Death
Death Place: Stockholm
Last Words: Ohh Crap No No N...
Who: Carolus Rex
What: Death Of A Great Leader
When: Like 10 Minutes Ago
Why: I Have No Clue! He Was Like 80!!!
How: I Guess Death Happens To Everyone....
Closing Note: The Swedish Empire Is In Decline.... Barbarians Are Swarming The Land And Armies Are Being Spread Thin... THE SHAMANIST GODS ARE ANGRY!!!