You know you've been playing too much War Thunder when...
You have a panic attack while driving over bridges. You assume other drivers are going to push you off at any moment.
While looking at cars you picture them in x-ray mode, noting where the critical modules are.
While looking at planes in real life, you picture a target in front of them, guessing how much you would have to lead the target.
You get frustrated with your car mechanic when he can't fix your car in under one minute.
You can only hold your breath underwater for five seconds before you drown.
You suddenly can pronounce German and Russian.
While watching the news you see an airliner attempt a landing with one wing. "No big deal" you think.
You get nervous when you hear a plane above you.
You know more about flying planes than some pilots and you have never flown a plane.
When you see two kids' kites get tied up together, you mutter to yourself, "damn team killers..."
You freak out every time someone tailgates you.
You constantly beg your optometrist for "keen vision," even though your vision is 20/20.
You don't have to use an alarm clock anymore. You sit bolt upright after nightmares of "YOUR LEFT WING!"
You drive a car that has two fire extinguishers inside, a set of tracks instead of a spare tire, and a hatchet and a shovel on the side.
When the car dealership asks what color you want, you insist on bicolor summer camouflage.
When a cop pulls you over and asks why your steering wheel has been replaced with a joystick, you tell him "simulator mode."
You get fired from your towing job because you towed a car upside down while the driver was still inside.
You drive right through Road Closed and Flood warning signs into 4 feet of water. Only after you car is completely submerged do you get nervous.