Surgeon Simulator 2013 is a darkly humorous over-the-top operation sim game where players become Nigel Burke, a would-be surgeon taking life into his own shaky hands, performing life-saving surgical maneuvers on a passive patient. Why not check out 'I am Bread' - the prequel to Surgeon Simulator!
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Data lansării: 19 apr., 2013

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Cumpără Surgeon Simulator

Pachete care includ acest joc

Cumpără Surgeon Simulator: Anniversary Edition

Include 2 produse: Surgeon Simulator - Anniversary Edition Content, Surgeon Simulator 2013

Cumpără Surgeon Simulator AE + I Am Bread

Include 3 produse: I am Bread, Surgeon Simulator - Anniversary Edition Content, Surgeon Simulator 2013

 

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Surgeon Simulator Has Come To HTC Vive with Surgeon Simulator VR: Meet The Medic



Got a HTC Vive and want a FREE copy of Surgeon Simulator VR: Meet The Medic.? Just click that, then!

Surgeon Simulator VR: Meet the Medic allows you to step into the shoes of Team Fortress 2’s The Medic, where only you can save The Heavy as his life ebbs away before your very eyes.

This brand-new virtual reality experience from Bossa Studios reunites two of TF2’s most-loved characters, who were originally brought to Surgeon Simulator back in 2013. Now, fresh into the VR stage, where you perform life-changing surgery under the gentle gaze of Archimedes, the dove from Valve’s hit game.

Poke with a pencil, slash with a machete, chop with an axe, perform delicate tasks with a baseball bat; but be careful…time is ticking.

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Ce spun criticii

“Few games take that odd, occasional gulf between what you intend to happen and what actually occurs on screen and fill it with such comedy.” Edge

“No matter how sophisticated you like your humour, seeing someone fail under the influence of a goofy physics engine is always funny.” The Guardian

“Famously (and intentionally) difficult to control and often hilarious, this game requires a strong stomach and no morals whatsoever.” Red Bull

“Surgeon Simulator 2013 is hardly a simulation, but it makes medical malpractice an absolute delight.” Gamespot 80%

“A dark, gruesome, and hilarious take on this life-saving vocation.” GameTrailer 80%

Play the Prequel - I am Bread!

Despre acest joc

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Surgeon Simulator 2013 is a darkly humorous over-the-top operation sim game where players become Nigel Burke, a would-be surgeon taking life into his own shaky hands, performing life-saving surgical maneuvers on passive patients. Curious to know how Bob, the patient ended up on the operating table? Check out 'I am Bread' - the prequel to Surgeon Simulator, also available on Steam!

The original prototype – developed in just 48 hours at the 2013 Global Game Jam in January – challenged players to complete a heart transplant, armed only with an arsenal of clumsy and inappropriate tools and a hand that was diabolically difficult to control, using a combination of keyboard and mouse actions.
The full Steam version comes with additional features, operations and environments. From carrying out terrifying transplants in theatre to surgical procedures in the back of an ambulance, Surgeon Simulator 2013 now takes operating to the next level.

Key Features

  • TF2 mode – be the Medic and operate on the Heavy!
  • New achievements to explore and brag about!
  • More operations including double kidney transplant and brain transplant
  • New visuals and a pumping new soundtrack
  • Alien autopsy level!

Cerinţe de sistem

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS:Windows XP
    • Processor:2.0 GHz
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Nvidia Geforce 7800 GT or better
    • DirectX®:9.0
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Sound:DirectX9.0 compatible sound card
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Recommended:
    • OS:Windows 7
    • Processor:2.0 GHz or better
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Radeon x850 or comparable
    • DirectX®:9.0
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Sound:DirectX9.0 compatible sound card
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Minimum:
    • OS:10.6 Snow Leopard
    • Processor:1.7 GHz
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:1024x768 or greater desktop screen resolution (Intel hd 3000 or comparable)
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Recommended:
    • OS:10.6 Snow Leopard
    • Processor:2.4 GHz
    • Memory:4 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Nvidia GT 130 or comparable
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Minimum:
    • OS:Ubuntu 13.04
    • Processor:2.0 GHz or better
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Radeon x850 or comparable
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
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Ser Thomas of the Beard
( 2.4 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 23 mai
This game was so good I took its lessons to real life. I performed open heart surgery on my cat and painted its face in lipstick. 10/10 would do again.
OG Rice farmer
( 2.8 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 23 mai
A complete guide on how not to be a Surgeon.
As engaging and fun as QWOP

WASD Athritis pains / 10
- "basically carpeltunel syndrome and wasted potential."
stalin
( 10.1 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 22 mai
this game sux,everytime i do an operation i feel like the guy who im playing as is disabled and CANT PICK UP A pencil
grape
( 3.0 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 22 mai
I've never laughed so much playing a game. For the first half hour. Then it started to get quite frustrating. It's a superb idea, hilariously executed, but it's maybe not quite realised as a game. Recommended for half an hour of hilarity, preferably with friends.
PetroliumJelly
( 2.6 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 21 mai
♥♥♥♥ at your job simulator
TapeKnot
( 11.7 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 21 mai
completing a level in this game is like trying to write a letter on drugs. You just can't do it! It's just such a pain in the butt to complete a level, so only play this game if you can withstand a million hours of failure.
Sunshineandlife( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( 8.8 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 21 mai
Very fun i get used to the controls
The Practitioner
( 8.7 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 20 mai
This game is amazing, I mean I knew that from the moment I saw the achievement that was completed when you made bob wear his own intestine as a SCARF. I definitely reccomend this game to everyone who is planning to be a surgeon as this game is good practise how to be a good surgeon.


BTW: They should add a kill counter for Bob. If it was in the game it would've already hit 300 by now.....
Jimi
( 10.2 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 20 mai
Somewhat frustrating at times, but if you want to giggle until you're ready to soil yourself then this game might get you there. You just have to get used to the controls.
If you go in while in a reasonable mood, you'll find hours of fun and comedy - so many ways to kill a patient! You can also electrocute and drug yourself to make it more...colourful.
If you go in while in a bad mood, you may find yourself getting more stressed out that you can't complete a level due to not holding an instrument properly or dropping a brain on the floor.
9 / 10 from me.
[KEA] TastyTaste
( 3.0 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 19 mai
This game is fun at first but then gets very frustrating. If you actually want to complete the surgery it will get you irate with the terrible controls and learning curve. I wish they would let you attempt the other surgeries before having to complete them in order to advance..
cheesus_crust_9 | trade.tf
( 7.7 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 19 mai
How to lose medical license simulator 2013
BonkBoxSpy
( 0.3 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 19 mai
killed bob











5000 times
Collins
( 1.6 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 18 mai
I don't even feel the need to justify my insurmountable hate for this medical simulator. Take my trustworthy advice and don't waste your money.
Hatty Hattington™
( 20.3 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 18 mai
"Fun and laughably hard"

Stars:
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4/5
Gwyndolin is Bae
( 7.1 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 17 mai
I saw PewDiePie play it :]
Kronix
( 0.4 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 17 mai
This is why my grandmother died
D0idStr1k
( 1.1 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 16 mai
Its a fun game but can get difficult is handling the controls. If you can get the game of it then it will be a game you will greatly enjoy.
Dewtan the Great
( 8.7 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 16 mai
Be warned, the ambulance is driven by Niko Bellic. I just don't know how it swerves constantly without changing posistion in the lane...


Also, I stabbed a dude in the eye with a pencil and it came out!
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Postat: 3 mai
This game gave me cancer
Luckly it gave me the skills to cure it,i just need to take the bonesaw out
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killed bob











5000 times
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Postat: 29 aprilie
What a horrible game, incredibly hard to control and endlessly infuriating.

Hours of fun trying to get ♥♥♥♥ right, and unlock them bloody achievements. Satisfyingly difficult.
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Postat: 4 mai
Love this game! the controls may be clunky and frustrating, but that is definitely the charm of it, and finally getting some of the achivements (Corridor Teeth Transplant in under 2 minutes 20) really does give you a sense of pride.

If surgery in real life was like this, I'd definitely be in a different profession!
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Postat: 25 aprilie
Don't go to med school simulator
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This is game is one of the best dark humor games. It also has plenty of content (which takes forever to finish) and tons easter eggs. You get to do whatever you can't do in an actual surgery, whether its drilling a hole into your patient's skull, blowing up baboon hearts, or slapping him with his own intestines. What else do you want? GET IT! NOW!
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Postat: 5 mai
It's an okay game, but the controls are a nightmare and it can be very very frustrating.
It's more fun to just watch Markiplier lose his mind playing it.
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This is why my grandmother died
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This game is amazing!
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Postat: 4 mai
Product received for free
Very fun and hillarious
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Okay...this game is fun for the first couple surgeries but it soon becomes boring. If you try to actually perform a "successful" surgery then be prepared to become VERY annoyed. The small glitches and clunkyness is also frowned upon.

I honestly want nothing more to do with this game...RIP $10
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Postat: 29 martie
I managed to destroy my first patient Bob in just a few minutes. I tried to save him again two times more and with every try, something more horrible went wrong. RIP Bob.

After playing this, you just might be ready for the real deal.
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Postat: 9 aprilie
Hope Bob is alive after his
- Heart transplant
- kidney transplant
- brain transpla..... what??
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I killed 10 Bob's in one hour.

7/10
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You play Dr Nigel Burke, or as I like to call him "DR ♥♥♥♥ING BUTTER FINGERS", who seems to have the motor skills of a drunk octopus (which isn't surprising considering the bottle of Diazepam pills in each level..).

I was going to write a review, but I have to perform an important surgery which is in dire need of my butter fingers.. All in a days work for the Best Surgeon in the Universe.


"Shh I Doctor Now.."
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Beyond the absurdity and the humor, Surgeon Simulator can only offer frustration. Poor controls are taken as a core design philosophy and buttressed with any restrictive obstacle that came to mind. This is not the hilarious but humbling exercise of realizing how difficult complicated basic movement really is, this is a constant fight against a game that not only has to struggle to understand what the player wants it to do but also has trouble preventing objects from phasing in and out of each other. The lesson this game has to teach, what it demands of its players, is that they put aside the anger born of uncooperative controls to practice patience and precision in a world that has none. It's quite clever really. Shame all that's left to look back on is annoyance after annoyance, which increases level by level in the name of some sense of progression.
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Trust me..... i'm a surgeon?
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Postat: 20 aprilie
I love this game. I bought it in a bundle with I Am Bread for $20. Totally worth it.
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I believe many people buy this game just because it seems interesting which is also the reason why I bought it. But actually it's not that interesting at all.
I only enjoyed it in the first 3 minutes by making some hand gestures like showing the middle finger.XD Then it frustrated me when I began to give an operation and I decided not to waste any more time on it. I didn't play it for that a long time, most of which was hung by idle master.

-lack of guidance
At least there should be some description about some specific items else it's difficult to know that the green needle tube can slow the speed of hemorrhage. However, nothing is explained or stated. Usually you need to watch videos of how others finish the operation or you may feel confused.

-awkward and dumb controls
I know that the developers intended to make the controls like what they are in the game now and it's also the key factor to increase the difficulty. But it's really frustrating and time-wasting. The aim of this game is to give people pleasure in my opinion. But that weird physics would deplete your patience. It would cost a lot of time to pick up a item, then the process of aiming and operating is another terrible experience.

-glitch collision

This game fails to express its black humor and fun due to the dumb gameplay. It sucks and don't buy it unless it's in a charity bundle. This game is better for "+1" than playing.
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Postat: 24 martie
funny game, would suggest for a chuckle.
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