Surgeon Simulator 2013 is a darkly humorous over-the-top operation sim game where players become Nigel Burke, a would-be surgeon taking life into his own shaky hands, performing life-saving surgical maneuvers on passive patients.
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Releasedatum: 19 apr 2013

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"Hack and slash away at delicate and precise medical operations with the dexterity of a brain-dead sloth on drugs. Fun game, though perhaps a bit short. "

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8 december 2014

I am Bread now available on Steam!

Surgeons!

Just finished your daily operations and need some food? How about...BREAD?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwDhUt5ewKk

That OTHER game we've been working on, 'I AM BREAD' - is now available on Steam. It's in early access, which means that you get to head to the forums and tell us exactly what you'd like to see in the game before we finish it.

Want in on that action? Here you go:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/327890/

Make sure you let us know which game you think is harder - there's a 50/50 split on opinion at the moment.

Cheers!

The Surgeon + Bread team!

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26 november 2014

That OTHER game we're making - the BREAD ONE

Hey everyone!

You must have all head about the OTHER game we're making. The bread one. I AM BREAD. If not, here you are:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDE4rsLVB9A

Anyway - we just launched the page on Steam. It's coming in December 2014.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/327890/

If you liked this game, you will LOVE I am Bread. It's literally the best thing since sliced bread.

Be afraid.

Then be happy.

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Recensies van Surgeon Simulator 2013
“Je kunt Surgeon Simulator 2013 niet echt een simulatie noemen, maar het maakt medische missers tot een absoluut feestje.” Gamespot 80%
“Een duistere, verschrikkelijke en hilarische kijk op deze roeping van levensbelang.” GameTrailers 80%
“Surgeon Simulator 2013 van Bossa Studios is een geniaal concept waarin mislukken net zo leuk is als slagen.” 8/10 Girl Gamers UK

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Over de game

Surgeon Simulator 2013 is een hilarische operatiesimulatie vol zwarte humor. Je bent Nigel Burke, een chirurg in spe die andermans leven in zijn bevende handen neemt. Hij voert chirurgische ingrepen van levensbelang uit op passieve patiënten.

In de eerste versie van de game, die binnen 48 uur werd ontwikkeld tijdens de Global Game Jam in januari 2013, moest je een harttransplantatie uitvoeren met allerlei onhandige en totaal ongeschikte gereedschappen. Bovendien was de hand duivels moeilijk te besturen via een combinatie van muis en toetsenbord.

De volledige Steam-versie bevat extra features, operaties en omgevingen. Voer angstwekkende transplantaties uit in de bioscoop en opereer met chirurgische precisie achter in een ambulance. In Surgeon Simulator 2013 bekijk je het vanaf de andere kant van de operatietafel.

Belangrijkste kenmerken

  • • Gloednieuwe features inclusief het speltype TF2 – jij bent de Medic en je operatieslachtoffer is de Heavy!
  • • Kruip in de huid van Nigel! Surgeon Sim ondersteunt nu de Oculus Rift en de Razer Hydra.
  • • Verdien nieuwe achievements en schep erover op!
  • • Extra operaties, zoals een dubbele niertransplantatie en een hersentransplantatie

Systeemeisen

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS:Windows XP
    • Processor:2.0 GHz
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Nvidia Geforce 7800 GT or better
    • DirectX®:9.0
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Sound:DirectX9.0 compatible sound card
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Recommended:
    • OS:Windows 7
    • Processor:2.0 GHz or better
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Radeon x850 or comparable
    • DirectX®:9.0
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Sound:DirectX9.0 compatible sound card
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Minimum:
    • OS:10.6 Snow Leopard
    • Processor:1.7 GHz
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:1024x768 or greater desktop screen resolution (Intel hd 3000 or comparable)
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Recommended:
    • OS:10.6 Snow Leopard
    • Processor:2.4 GHz
    • Memory:4 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Nvidia GT 130 or comparable
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Minimum:
    • OS:Ubuntu 13.04
    • Processor:2.0 GHz or better
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Radeon x850 or comparable
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
Nuttige klantrecensies
468 van de 564 mensen (83%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
11 mensen vonden deze recensie grappig
1.2 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 19 oktober 2014
As a real surgeon man, i can confirm this is how hospital people do surgeries.
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217 van de 260 mensen (83%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
7 mensen vonden deze recensie grappig
4.5 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 27 november 2014
The Three things I have learned from Surgeon Simulator:

1) You are most likely not to get sued if you leave a scalpel in someones stomache at the end of a surgery.
2) Ripping someone's heart out during surgery and slapping the patient's face with it is totally legal.
3) Intestines make a great scarf.

Conclusion: Why the hell not buy this game?
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256 van de 325 mensen (79%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
5 mensen vonden deze recensie grappig
14.0 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 18 oktober 2014
Helped me get my PhD.
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250 van de 320 mensen (78%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
7 mensen vonden deze recensie grappig
1.0 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 27 oktober 2014
Murder Simulator 2013.
Was deze recensie nuttig? Ja Nee Grappig
158 van de 200 mensen (79%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
4 mensen vonden deze recensie grappig
1.2 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 6 november 2014
Oh look a syringe...
This is probably for the patient but..

Ohhh.... duuuuuuuuuuude...
I'm like...
Seeing.. sounds...
10/10 got high on a medical product intended for the patient which may or may not have indirectly caused the patient to die.
Was deze recensie nuttig? Ja Nee Grappig
204 van de 283 mensen (72%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
1 persoon vond deze recensie grappig
8.6 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 18 oktober 2014
It's Like Skyrim, with surgery.
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52 van de 56 mensen (93%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
1 persoon vond deze recensie grappig
17.9 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 28 december 2014
Most of us are well short of the level of education and subsequent anatomical knowledge required to successfully perform a heart transplant. Still, who wouldn't mind experiencing the awesome wave of heroic accomplishment that washes over a surgeon each time he or she saves a person's life? Surgeon Simulator 2013, a game from Bossa Studios, won't help you be a surgeon. It won't help you save lives, either. Hell, I'd even go as far as to say it has a negative influence on your personal knowledge of what invasive surgery actually entails. What it does do, almost in spite of itself, is haphazardly simulate the thrill of ripping a man's heart out of his chest and replacing it with another one.Surgeon Simulator 2013 replicates surgery the same way Enviro-Bear 2010 simulates a bear driving a car; with one hand and deliberately obtuse control. You play as Nigel Burke, or, more specifically, you play as Nigel Burke's left hand. Each of Nigel's fingers are controlled with your fingers on the A, W, E, and R keys, respectively, while Nigel's and your thumb is left to the space bar. Yes, that's completely insane, and yet also sort of logical position for your hand on a keyboard.Surgeon Simulator 2013's clumsy control is more of an endearing hook than a frustrating point of contention. It seems impossible, but, like rubbing your stomach and patting your head, an operational degree of control is gained with a bit of practice. Plopping Nigel’s hand down on a scalpel and watching him haphazardly pick it up like a cave man holding a pencil is both effectively hilarious and functionally acceptable. Hovering the hand over an artery and dropping it to replicate some sort of crude sawing motion looks absurd, but typically manages to get the job done. Playing Surgeon Simulator 2013 for a couple hours grants an almost expert level of control, but being a novice is almost more enjoyable simply because of how ridiculous everything appears when swinging Nigel’s dumb hand around the operating table.It helps that Surgeon Simulator 2013’s proposed method of surgery is almost completely unrealistic. Despite being mostly about goofs up to this point, there's a neat little game packed in Surgeon Simulator 2013. If you wreck Bob's guts too much he'll start bleeding, and if he bleeds out completely you'll murder the poor ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and fail the surgery.Spontaneity is perhaps Surgeon Simulator 2013's finest asset. Being physics-based game loaded with a ton of props, it's prone to numerous instances of accidental mishaps. Since Nigel's arms controls like your arm if it had been numb for three years, knocking all of the extraneous crap over on the operating table is a common occurrence. Likewise, accidentally dropping your scalpel, bone saw, or plastic spoon inside Bob's chest cavity is frequently unavoidable. From getting a scalpel lodged in your palm to accidentally administering hallucinogenic drugs on yourself, Surgeon Simulator 2013 is loaded with random and surprising tomfoolery.Obscene humor is the reason to play Surgeon Simulator 2013, and it delivers that asset in spades, but down the line it actually morphs into a legitimate challenge. After failing twenty or whatever times, I was sweating bullets the first time I managed to complete the kidney transplant. The sheer amount of things that could go wrong, not the mention the sloppy control, made for a true feeling of accomplishment upon completion. It's nothing like real surgery, obviously, but I did feel the overwhelming need to high five every one around and celebrate once I finally got it right.Half the fun is mentioning the premise of Surgeon Simulator 2013 to a buddy and then watching him or her come to grips with the outrageous task before them.And there you have it. Surgery Simulator 2013 is a joke, and its creators are well aware of that fact, but it’s effectively the best game about completing surgical procedures with a phantom limb ever made.
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132 van de 180 mensen (73%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
4 mensen vonden deze recensie grappig
11.0 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 17 oktober 2014
Killed a man in 13.2 seconds, 10/10
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98 van de 136 mensen (72%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
2 mensen vonden deze recensie grappig
2.8 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 1 november 2014
I'll write a review as soon as I'm done this patient... Oh ♥♥♥♥... his heart fell out the window...
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65 van de 86 mensen (76%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
4 mensen vonden deze recensie grappig
2.9 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 7 oktober 2014
Watch fell into a guy's stomach, so I gave him a time transplant.

11/10
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29 van de 34 mensen (85%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
1 persoon vond deze recensie grappig
1.9 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 27 december 2014
This game is a blast lol Its not to be taken seriously!! Its like being a kid again with those damn Iron Claw machine you would play at a park or a fair or these days in Walmart without the need to pump in a crap load of Quarter's in it lol You will yell at the Screen every few minutes " PICK THE DAMN THING UP FOR GOD"S SAKE" lol I say if you love a bit of torture and a bit of funny and have a ton of patience , i say give this one a go if you havent yet !!
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39 van de 51 mensen (76%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
1 persoon vond deze recensie grappig
8.2 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 27 oktober 2014
This is an awesome game and it really brings out my evil laugh. Do not take this game too seriously, and the impossible controls is what makes the so fun. Perfect ending after a long night of gaming at 4:30am :-)
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47 van de 68 mensen (69%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
1 persoon vond deze recensie grappig
6.2 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 13 november 2014
"GOD ♥♥♥♥ING DAMMIT THAT WAS SO IN!" - everyone on failing to insert the heart

10/10
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26 van de 32 mensen (81%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
1 persoon vond deze recensie grappig
2.2 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 30 december 2014
And they wanted HOW MUCH for real medical school?

This is a much cheaper and superior solution.
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68 van de 105 mensen (65%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
2 mensen vonden deze recensie grappig
2.6 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 16 november 2014
graduated from UCLA with a masters degree in neurology because of this game, 13/10
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31 van de 41 mensen (76%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
1 persoon vond deze recensie grappig
0.9 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 30 september 2014
This game is just... hilarious. Trying to figure how you're supposed to do the operations is one part of the equation. Doing it without brutally murdering the patient is the other part. It's going to take a lot of practice (and held laughter) to get through this game.
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75 van de 119 mensen (63%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
1 persoon vond deze recensie grappig
0.6 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 4 november 2014
can i be doctor now
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15 van de 17 mensen (88%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
1 persoon vond deze recensie grappig
7.2 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 14 november 2014
Instruction manual to successful surgery:

1) Stab the patient in his throat to prevent him from breathing. Breathing can cause issues with surgery.

2) Reach your hand inside his chest and yank his heart out.

3) Since their is no buget to replace it with a new one, insert a soda can.

4) If the surgery still doesn't say "success," it is glitching. Stab the patient in the chest with your drill to get it running smoothly again.

After these steps, you should have completed a successful surgery.
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14 van de 17 mensen (82%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
1 persoon vond deze recensie grappig
4.6 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 1 november 2014
Finally. I can be a serial killer and not get arrested.
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30 van de 49 mensen (61%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
1 persoon vond deze recensie grappig
7.3 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 4 oktober 2014
i broke my mouse trying to unlock achievements
Was deze recensie nuttig? Ja Nee Grappig