Surgeon Simulator 2013 is a darkly humorous over-the-top operation sim game where players become Nigel Burke, a would-be surgeon taking life into his own shaky hands, performing life-saving surgical maneuvers on a passive patient. Why not check out 'I am Bread' - the prequel to Surgeon Simulator!
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Mostly Positive (233 reviews) - 72% of the 233 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Very Positive (11,898 reviews) - 83% of the 11,898 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: 19 Apr, 2013

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Reviews

“Few games take that odd, occasional gulf between what you intend to happen and what actually occurs on screen and fill it with such comedy.” Edge

“No matter how sophisticated you like your humour, seeing someone fail under the influence of a goofy physics engine is always funny.” The Guardian

“Famously (and intentionally) difficult to control and often hilarious, this game requires a strong stomach and no morals whatsoever.” Red Bull

“Surgeon Simulator 2013 is hardly a simulation, but it makes medical malpractice an absolute delight.” Gamespot 80%

“A dark, gruesome, and hilarious take on this life-saving vocation.” GameTrailer 80%

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Surgeon Simulator 2013 is a darkly humorous over-the-top operation sim game where players become Nigel Burke, a would-be surgeon taking life into his own shaky hands, performing life-saving surgical manoeuvres on passive patients. Curious to know how Bob, the patient ended up on the operating table? Check out 'I am Bread' - the prequel to Surgeon Simulator, also available on Steam!

The original prototype – developed in just 48 hours at the 2013 Global Game Jam in January – challenged players to complete a heart transplant, armed only with an arsenal of clumsy and inappropriate tools and a hand that was diabolically difficult to control, using a combination of keyboard and mouse actions.

The full Steam version comes with additional features, operations and environments. From carrying out terrifying transplants in theatre to surgical procedures in the back of an ambulance, Surgeon Simulator 2013 now takes operating to the next level.

Surgeon Simulator 2013 Contains:

- TF2 mode – be the Medic and operate on the Heavy!

- Alien Autopsy level – Surgery in space!
- New achievements to explore and brag about!
- More operations including double kidney transplant and brain transplant
- New visuals and a pumping new soundtrack

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS:Windows XP
    • Processor:2.0 GHz
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Nvidia Geforce 7800 GT or better
    • DirectX®:9.0
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Sound:DirectX9.0 compatible sound card
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Recommended:
    • OS:Windows 7
    • Processor:2.0 GHz or better
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Radeon x850 or comparable
    • DirectX®:9.0
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Sound:DirectX9.0 compatible sound card
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Minimum:
    • OS:10.6 Snow Leopard
    • Processor:1.7 GHz
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:1024x768 or greater desktop screen resolution (Intel hd 3000 or comparable)
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Recommended:
    • OS:10.6 Snow Leopard
    • Processor:2.4 GHz
    • Memory:4 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Nvidia GT 130 or comparable
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Minimum:
    • OS:Ubuntu 13.04
    • Processor:2.0 GHz or better
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Radeon x850 or comparable
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
Customer reviews
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Recent:
Mostly Positive (233 reviews)
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Recently Posted
fr0zeN^G
( 10.2 hrs on record )
Posted: 7 August
helped me get a job
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[AFG]coolzo Alex🐉
( 24.9 hrs on record )
Posted: 7 August
so much silly fun and blood spraying
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Bradley :3
( 2.9 hrs on record )
Posted: 6 August
Best Doctor:
-12 Patients lost in one month
-Saved 0 Patients
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Ixrear
( 7.7 hrs on record )
Posted: 6 August
i havent played this game in a while, the only lasting memory it has given me is of how annoying kidneys are to put in place, you shouldnt need an actual medical degree to put some kidneys in a cavity in space gr
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Sarkas
( 1.1 hrs on record )
Posted: 6 August
I get the controls being frustrating is the point, and being silly about it is the whole idea, but when the game starts demanding precision from these controls, that's the point I want to start breaking things and the point where I just need to put the game down and get it off my hard drive.
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( 8.1 hrs on record )
Posted: 6 August
Funny but gross. if you have a weak stomach, dont play ;D I almost puked once! xD
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Toasty
( 11.7 hrs on record )
Posted: 4 August
A fun and silly game that I would normally consider a novelty game, but Surgeon Simulator is simply too elaborate and too lengthy to be a simple novelty game. Surgeon Simulator is full of features, to an honestly unnecessary degree, which makes it delightful and surprisingly interesting. There's so much to do and so many hidden goodies in Surgeon Simulator that, if you wanted to, you'd have to play this game for an absurd number of hours if you wanted to truly complete the game.

Overall Score = 7.0/10
A silly idea taken way too far
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Nobody
( 2.8 hrs on record )
Posted: 4 August
"Fry, it's been years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal, or non-fatal?"-Dr.Zoidberg 3001
10/10 would Zoidberg again
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Carpal Tunnel Killer
( 1.6 hrs on record )
Posted: 4 August
If you can, I recommend getting this game with the anniversary DLC, It's Trumptastic.

10/10
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mr.M
( 14.9 hrs on record )
Posted: 4 August
this game is nothing without the achievements
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
13 of 23 people (57%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
15.1 hrs on record
Posted: 16 July
Umm, so I have had this game for a few years and haven't played it much. You probably know a bunch of people on youtube who have played it in the past and have gotten mad with the difficult controls, and even if it's the real deal I find that I as well can't even play for 20 seconds without losing my mind. It controls bad (on purpose) and even if you complete the level and for example put the new heart in, it glitches out somethimes for me and the level never ends... you just sit there and do nothing. I have nothing against the people who made the game but I just don't like the game/controls. If you like the game that's fine but I would not have bought it if I would have known any better.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: 15 July
it's the hardest game I have ever played...10/10 would try again
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
5.4 hrs on record
Posted: 24 July
None of my patients have even survived a minute



I think I might be a great surgeon when I'm older.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
5.8 hrs on record
Posted: 15 July
You don't really get paid properly for performing your operations, so a fairly accurate simulation if i'm being honest.

10/10 would kill a patient in 0.5 seconds using a laser and a drill again.
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
Recommended
9.6 hrs on record
Posted: 15 July
Product received for free
Will It Run?

I have only ever written a review for Steam games that are exceptionally easy to run on almost any computer.
As for myself I can hardly run Minecraft but I have no problem running Surgeon Simulator. Even on max quality settings

Learning Curve
Game just comes with practice but then again it isn't skill based at all. I would compare it to a standard phone game it only gets easier by playing over, and over again.

About The Game
In case you haven't noticed from the game trailer or a video of this games gameplay. It's not anywhere close to being a Surgeon Simulator.
In this game, you have to grab any object around you that looks decently sharp and attempt to tear and rip out your patience organs until you have reached whichever organ you are preforming a transplant on. At that point, if it were a heart transplant for example. You would have to rip out the heart and simply drop a new clean healthy one in its place.
Not saying this game is bad but I to clarify for the few people who think its an actual surgeon simulation.
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7 of 12 people (58%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
55.8 hrs on record
Posted: 13 July
I'm honestly embarassed to have supported this youtuber-bait garbage.

The base game only has 3 surgeries, but they just make you repeat them over and over with slight variations.

Despite the developers posting about free updates when I bought it in early access, most content is DLC.

Physics are awful, and make the game unfair and frusterating.

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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: 23 July
nice game It is so funny and funny and funny and funny and.............................and funny.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
2.7 hrs on record
Posted: 20 July
The game is so fun that you will be willing to kill yourself

10/10 for the people who wanna commit suicide
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
5.5 hrs on record
Posted: 24 July
Even though I have a very small play time,I can already tell that this game is good,it's a halirious and challanging expirence,there is alot content! Buying this would be a fantastic choice,it's REALLY FUN.

I recommend this to everyone!

Now with the Sale,you can sell stuff that are worth barley 10 cents on the Community Market and get the base game and the Anniversary Edition in a couple of hours!
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
0.5 hrs on record
Posted: 23 July
Good game but......PHANTOM PHYSICS CONTROL!
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