Surgeon Simulator 2013 is a darkly humorous over-the-top operation sim game where players become Nigel Burke, a would-be surgeon taking life into his own shaky hands, performing life-saving surgical maneuvers on a passive patient. Why not check out 'I am Bread' - the prequel to Surgeon Simulator!
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Purchase the Anniversary Edition to play Inside Donald Trump!

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Inside Donald Trump $100 Billion Wallpaper!

Just because we 're nice, and you lot are after spending over $100 billion on surgery in Inside Donald Trump, here's an image you can use as your new desktop wallpaper. featuring The Donald.

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Making Inside Donald Trump Great(er) Again!



We have some bug-squishing AND charming updates for you today. Want to know what they are? Tough, we’re not telling you. JUST KIDDING! Here they are:

When you grab the vodka, Trump’s mouth will now open, allowing for smooth, easy delivery into his mouth!

Many of you had been complaining that you had all of the achievements except “Small Loan From Your Father”. It was pretty tricky to get (read: ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE). We’ve made it a little easier for you, because we care.

JUST FOR YOU! The gift and make-up in the reception area are now physical objects that can be moved and thrown around. You haven’t lived if you haven’t thrown lipstick all over the house - and now you don’t have to take our word for it.

After entering your email into the Club Bossa sign-up box, it will now transform back to the regular sketch pad which you can draw on with the pen. You can’t use make-up to draw on the pad, unfortunately. Save it for something important, like Donald’s face!

Sometimes, the laser wouldn’t turn on when you picked it up, for no reason at all - excuses being ‘not enough coffee’, ‘don’t like you’ and ‘zZZZzzz’. We took it away for ‘re-education’, and now it always will (and be happy about it).

Somehow, during an update, the Surgeon Simulator soundtrack disappeared. Whether it was Leo’s fault, or ‘just happened’ isn’t up for discussion. The point is - it has been re-added to the game. Prepare your ears for the JOY!
Occasionally, when you popped a floppy disk into the drive, the videos didn’t display properly. That made some of you sad, and it made all of us VERY sad. We fixed it.

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“Few games take that odd, occasional gulf between what you intend to happen and what actually occurs on screen and fill it with such comedy.” Edge

“No matter how sophisticated you like your humour, seeing someone fail under the influence of a goofy physics engine is always funny.” The Guardian

“Famously (and intentionally) difficult to control and often hilarious, this game requires a strong stomach and no morals whatsoever.” Red Bull

“Surgeon Simulator 2013 is hardly a simulation, but it makes medical malpractice an absolute delight.” Gamespot 80%

“A dark, gruesome, and hilarious take on this life-saving vocation.” GameTrailer 80%

Surgeon Simulator: Inside Donald Trump – How do I get it?!

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If you already have Surgeon Simulator 2013 no need to have a heart attack!

UPGRADE by purchasing the Anniversary Edition Content DLC above – you will receive all the A&E content and the BRAND NEW surgery – Inside Donald Trump!

Malpractice Makes Perfect.

Surgeon Simulator 2013 is a darkly humorous over-the-top operation sim game where players become Nigel Burke, a would-be surgeon taking life into his own shaky hands, performing life-saving surgical manoeuvres on passive patients. Curious to know how Bob, the patient ended up on the operating table? Check out 'I am Bread' - the prequel to Surgeon Simulator, also available on Steam!

The original prototype – developed in just 48 hours at the 2013 Global Game Jam in January – challenged players to complete a heart transplant, armed only with an arsenal of clumsy and inappropriate tools and a hand that was diabolically difficult to control, using a combination of keyboard and mouse actions.

The full Steam version comes with additional features, operations and environments. From carrying out terrifying transplants in theatre to surgical procedures in the back of an ambulance, Surgeon Simulator 2013 now takes operating to the next level.

Surgeon Simulator 2013 Contains:

- TF2 mode – be the Medic and operate on the Heavy!

- Alien Autopsy level – Surgery in space!
- New achievements to explore and brag about!
- More operations including double kidney transplant and brain transplant
- New visuals and a pumping new soundtrack

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    Minimum:
    • OS:Windows XP
    • Processor:2.0 GHz
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Nvidia Geforce 7800 GT or better
    • DirectX®:9.0
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Sound:DirectX9.0 compatible sound card
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
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    • OS:Windows 7
    • Processor:2.0 GHz or better
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Radeon x850 or comparable
    • DirectX®:9.0
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Sound:DirectX9.0 compatible sound card
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Minimum:
    • OS:10.6 Snow Leopard
    • Processor:1.7 GHz
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:1024x768 or greater desktop screen resolution (Intel hd 3000 or comparable)
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Recommended:
    • OS:10.6 Snow Leopard
    • Processor:2.4 GHz
    • Memory:4 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Nvidia GT 130 or comparable
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Minimum:
    • OS:Ubuntu 13.04
    • Processor:2.0 GHz or better
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Radeon x850 or comparable
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Flipped off my patient, dropped his organs on the floor, used a hammer to get throught the rib cage, still won the level.
10/10
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its a good game but the controls are confusing please fix this the game is good to me but picking up something is hard
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"and that's how I lost my medical license" *laughter*
alex_pain
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In no other game you can operate on Dunald Drumpf!

Luv this game, operations are so silly that its purrrfect <3
Elena
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Bence ne kadar zor olsa da çok güzel bir oyun ne kadar çıldırıp oyuna alt+f4 çeksemde güzel oyun
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Cool game, I don`t have nothing else to say, COOL AND FUNNY SIMULATOR GAME, STUPID TOO!
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I failed the Trump surgery multiple times on purpose
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Why pay over 200k to go to medical school for 8 years when you can just be the surgical murderer for only a couple dollar investment? Plus, I can still play this when I'm retired. Can't work those brain surgeries at 100 now can I?

Plus, you can let Donald Trump bleed out... slowly.

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I heard video games make people violent, so I figured this game would make me a good surgeon. It seemed to have worked, because my patients die in real life just like in the game
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The one time I was serious about saving the patient. He died quicker than when i try to kill him.
R.i.p Bob
10/10 would try again even bob would have agreed but he can't, He is dead
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Just so you know, you gotta sign up to something using your email to get the donald trump stuff, it isn't just unlocked with purchase of the anniversary edition.

Apart from that, good game, and it makes me hate my life, would recommend to anyone that struggles with keeping calm.
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For Donald Trump surgery, actually it's every players' choice for his fate.

Every players' Freedom to style their gameplay.

If you support Trump, save him by placing the golden heart.
If you don't.... well, have your Freedom to do what you like on him.