Surgeon Simulator 2013 is a darkly humorous over-the-top operation sim game where players become Nigel Burke, a would-be surgeon taking life into his own shaky hands, performing life-saving surgical maneuvers on a passive patient. Why not check out 'I am Bread' - the prequel to Surgeon Simulator!
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Mostly Positive (382 reviews) - 73% of the 382 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Very Positive (11,834 reviews) - 83% of the 11,834 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Apr 19, 2013

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Reviews

“Few games take that odd, occasional gulf between what you intend to happen and what actually occurs on screen and fill it with such comedy.” Edge

“No matter how sophisticated you like your humour, seeing someone fail under the influence of a goofy physics engine is always funny.” The Guardian

“Famously (and intentionally) difficult to control and often hilarious, this game requires a strong stomach and no morals whatsoever.” Red Bull

“Surgeon Simulator 2013 is hardly a simulation, but it makes medical malpractice an absolute delight.” Gamespot 80%

“A dark, gruesome, and hilarious take on this life-saving vocation.” GameTrailer 80%

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Surgeon Simulator 2013 is a darkly humorous over-the-top operation sim game where players become Nigel Burke, a would-be surgeon taking life into his own shaky hands, performing life-saving surgical manoeuvres on passive patients. Curious to know how Bob, the patient ended up on the operating table? Check out 'I am Bread' - the prequel to Surgeon Simulator, also available on Steam!

The original prototype – developed in just 48 hours at the 2013 Global Game Jam in January – challenged players to complete a heart transplant, armed only with an arsenal of clumsy and inappropriate tools and a hand that was diabolically difficult to control, using a combination of keyboard and mouse actions.

The full Steam version comes with additional features, operations and environments. From carrying out terrifying transplants in theatre to surgical procedures in the back of an ambulance, Surgeon Simulator 2013 now takes operating to the next level.

Surgeon Simulator 2013 Contains:

- TF2 mode – be the Medic and operate on the Heavy!

- Alien Autopsy level – Surgery in space!
- New achievements to explore and brag about!
- More operations including double kidney transplant and brain transplant
- New visuals and a pumping new soundtrack

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS:Windows XP
    • Processor:2.0 GHz
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Nvidia Geforce 7800 GT or better
    • DirectX®:9.0
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Sound:DirectX9.0 compatible sound card
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Recommended:
    • OS:Windows 7
    • Processor:2.0 GHz or better
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Radeon x850 or comparable
    • DirectX®:9.0
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Sound:DirectX9.0 compatible sound card
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Minimum:
    • OS:10.6 Snow Leopard
    • Processor:1.7 GHz
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:1024x768 or greater desktop screen resolution (Intel hd 3000 or comparable)
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Recommended:
    • OS:10.6 Snow Leopard
    • Processor:2.4 GHz
    • Memory:4 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Nvidia GT 130 or comparable
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Minimum:
    • OS:Ubuntu 13.04
    • Processor:2.0 GHz or better
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Radeon x850 or comparable
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
Customer reviews
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Recent:
Mostly Positive (382 reviews)
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Natural Enn
( 0.5 hrs on record )
Posted: July 23
Good game but......PHANTOM PHYSICS CONTROL!
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DN_LaJi
( 1.0 hrs on record )
Posted: July 23
nice game It is so funny and funny and funny and funny and.............................and funny.
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Angel5ds
( 5.7 hrs on record )
Posted: July 23
best game ever
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Jefy
( 5.0 hrs on record )
Posted: July 22
Surgeon Simulator 2013, more like Trolling Simulator 2013. I bought this game on sale for a low price, and I expected at least 10-15 hours of gametime to have fun and to gather all the achievements.

What I got is 5 hours of full frustration. Commands are ♥♥♥♥ing hillarious, at least they could put proper keys for finger movement. But not just that, when you move your hand , it can bug out and go into circles without stopping at all, so it's instant restart or rage quit from the game. Surgeries are a joke, you can't do anything and no matter how hard you try the game will troll you to it's limits. This trolling is beyond any other game I have ever seen. It's not even a proper way to call this garbage a game.

It's a waste of time,nerves,electricity and money.

Even if someone gives you this game for free, you should decline and delete that friend from your life immediately, cuz' if they gift you this ♥♥♥♥, they probably don't love you one single bit and want to see you suffer trying to play this garbage.

BEYOND ANY FRUSTRATION...
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Bacon_Bricks
( 5.0 hrs on record )
Posted: July 22
I LOVE IT SO MUCH :3
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Death by flaming p
( 7.4 hrs on record )
Posted: July 22
The controls to this are not nearly as bad as people on youtube say, it isn't the easiest controls but they aren't that bad. Got this game right before it went on sale and enjoyed preforming alll 10 surgeries in 7 hours.
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camXmile
( 4.1 hrs on record )
Posted: July 22
I like the concept of this game and I wanted to play it but the deliberately clunky controls make the game completely unplayable and frustrating.
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Khorn's Cereal
( 1.3 hrs on record )
Posted: July 22
Trump

10/10 GOTY
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Moosca
( 6.8 hrs on record )
Posted: July 21
You could say that you don't try and figure out the quickest way to kill the patient.
You could say that.
But you would be lying my friend.
Bold Face Lying.
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John
( 1.7 hrs on record )
Posted: July 21
my experience: open game, try to play, kill patient 5 times, rage quit, repeat 2 months later. 10/10 would rage again
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
39 of 51 people (76%) found this review helpful
34 people found this review funny
Recommended
6.4 hrs on record
Posted: June 26
Purchased game, got in, tried to operate on Donald Trump, murdered him instantly, made America great again.

10/10 would make great again
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20 of 24 people (83%) found this review helpful
18 people found this review funny
Recommended
6.5 hrs on record
Posted: June 24
I have cerebral palsy so this game really resonated with me
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24 of 32 people (75%) found this review helpful
32 people found this review funny
Recommended
4.7 hrs on record
Posted: June 26
ObamaCare Simulator
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14 of 16 people (88%) found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
Recommended
3.8 hrs on record
Posted: June 30
Saw a shortcut to this on my doctor's desktop.

8/9 Confident they're well trained.
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38 of 62 people (61%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
3.9 hrs on record
Posted: June 24
Overhyped. There's about five minutes of "Oh, haha. I can't pick this up." and the rest is just genuine irritation at how hard simple tasks are and important stuff falling off the table.
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9 of 10 people (90%) found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.7 hrs on record
Posted: June 27
Oh lord okay, so its really hard to contorl at first but once you get the hang of it, its hilarious.
10/10 Would shove Trump vodka down trumps throat
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7 of 8 people (88%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
15.1 hrs on record
Posted: July 16
Umm, so I have had this game for a few years and haven't played it much. You probably know a bunch of people on youtube who have played it in the past and have gotten mad with the difficult controls, and even if it's the real deal I find that I as well can't even play for 20 seconds without losing my mind. It controls bad (on purpose) and even if you complete the level and for example put the new heart in, it glitches out somethimes for me and the level never ends... you just sit there and do nothing. I have nothing against the people who made the game but I just don't like the game/controls. If you like the game that's fine but I would not have bought it if I would have known any better.
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8 of 10 people (80%) found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: July 2
We all unlocked the "Flipping the Bird" achievement by accident, right?
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5 of 6 people (83%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.5 hrs on record
Posted: June 26
I can't play this game for any longer then 10 minutes, exactly what i pair for
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: July 20
Product received for free
It's a good game but it's too difficult for me.
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