Surgeon Simulator 2013 is a darkly humorous over-the-top operation sim game where players become Nigel Burke, a would-be surgeon taking life into his own shaky hands, performing life-saving surgical maneuvers on a passive patient.
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Mostly Positive (138 reviews) - 76% of the 138 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Very Positive (11,957 reviews) - 83% of the 11,957 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Apr 19, 2013

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July 20

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Reviews

“Few games take that odd, occasional gulf between what you intend to happen and what actually occurs on screen and fill it with such comedy.” Edge

“No matter how sophisticated you like your humour, seeing someone fail under the influence of a goofy physics engine is always funny.” The Guardian

“Famously (and intentionally) difficult to control and often hilarious, this game requires a strong stomach and no morals whatsoever.” Red Bull

“Surgeon Simulator 2013 is hardly a simulation, but it makes medical malpractice an absolute delight.” Gamespot 80%

“A dark, gruesome, and hilarious take on this life-saving vocation.” GameTrailer 80%

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Surgeon Simulator 2013 is a darkly humorous over-the-top operation sim game where players become Nigel Burke, a would-be surgeon taking life into his own shaky hands, performing life-saving surgical manoeuvres on passive patients. Curious to know how Bob, the patient ended up on the operating table? Check out 'I am Bread' - the prequel to Surgeon Simulator, also available on Steam!

The original prototype – developed in just 48 hours at the 2013 Global Game Jam in January – challenged players to complete a heart transplant, armed only with an arsenal of clumsy and inappropriate tools and a hand that was diabolically difficult to control, using a combination of keyboard and mouse actions.

The full Steam version comes with additional features, operations and environments. From carrying out terrifying transplants in theatre to surgical procedures in the back of an ambulance, Surgeon Simulator 2013 now takes operating to the next level.

Surgeon Simulator 2013 Contains:

- TF2 mode – be the Medic and operate on the Heavy!

- Alien Autopsy level – Surgery in space!
- New achievements to explore and brag about!
- More operations including double kidney transplant and brain transplant
- New visuals and a pumping new soundtrack

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS:Windows XP
    • Processor:2.0 GHz
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Nvidia Geforce 7800 GT or better
    • DirectX®:9.0
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Sound:DirectX9.0 compatible sound card
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Recommended:
    • OS:Windows 7
    • Processor:2.0 GHz or better
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Radeon x850 or comparable
    • DirectX®:9.0
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Sound:DirectX9.0 compatible sound card
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Minimum:
    • OS:10.6 Snow Leopard
    • Processor:1.7 GHz
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:1024x768 or greater desktop screen resolution (Intel hd 3000 or comparable)
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Recommended:
    • OS:10.6 Snow Leopard
    • Processor:2.4 GHz
    • Memory:4 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Nvidia GT 130 or comparable
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Minimum:
    • OS:Ubuntu 13.04
    • Processor:2.0 GHz or better
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Radeon x850 or comparable
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
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FattyFeraligatr
4.3 hrs
Posted: August 30
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Father_Russia
1.4 hrs
Posted: August 30
Dude you can like use your watch to break a person's rib cage
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墨染胧月夜
1.3 hrs
Posted: August 29
I'm a doctor,and I spent about 50 minutes trying to pick up the gold axe of Trump.
Yeah,50 minutes.
50 MINUTES.
50 MINUTES!!!
Maybe it's because of the poor physics engine,or just because I didn't use the mouse of my Macbook......Well,it doesn't matter,it can't change the fact that I waste such long time.It is more interesting to watch the videos made by Youtubers like MARKIPLIER[well,Bilibiliers like Sound of Mystery,eh?]than play it by yourself.
But to tell the truth,it is quite...eh...addictive when you can use these tools fluently. I don't mean that helping save Bob is addictive,but......[I'm sorry,Bob.]

I tried to list something......Don't ask me what that is......
1)by scalpel
2)by axe
3)by laser
4)by scissor
5)by hammer
6)by watch
7)by beaker
8)by bone drill
9)by bottle
10)by baseball bat
11)by wine
12)by models
13)by box
14)by cosmetic
15)by extinguisher

Well,I think the physics engine in the VR version will be better?
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John Hadley
1.0 hrs
Posted: August 28
Not recommended There's no tutorial to teach you how to do anything and the game opens up with you performing a heart transplant. Other scenarios are locked to you until you succeed with it. I got about ten minutes out of it. I had no idea how to complete the heart transplant so I gave up. The game isn't fun enough to keep trying or to go look for a video to show me how. I bought it for a dollar and it was worth about a quarter at the most. Save your money and buy a real game or just go play QWOP if you want to feel frustrated about controls in a game for free.
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Bean Bean Mr. Clean Hashbriwn
13.5 hrs
Posted: August 28
This is good stuff...
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callum.rockley
0.2 hrs
Posted: August 27
This game is AWFULLY HARD!!!! You can't even pick up anything without fidddling around with the controls which can be very fustrating unless you use those special gloves which interact with the game and use the oculus rift but even then it is still hard. This game is an absolute waste of money.
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WonderGamer
2.2 hrs
Posted: August 27
Probably one of the worst games I've played on a "game" level; there is no tutorial from what I can see, you actually have to know what you're doing in an actual procedure or learn through trial & error by "killing" a few patients first. The point of this review is unless you are actually in the medical field & have training in surgeries, you're not going to know what the hell you're doing.

The menu is also horrid. The menus remind me of what is in Destiny, although at a much (shall I say) clumsier level, which brings up my next point: Moving the hands around & with these odd controls makes me feel like a r♥♥♥♥♥ or perhaps somebody blind that is literally just trying to navigate their way around without sight. What you get in this game is what looks like somebody extremely clumsy knocking things over by accident (somebody who shouldn't be even attempting this kind of thing), where surgeons are supposed to have steady hands like a rock.

So to some this up, unless you have actual experience as a surgeon, you probably aren't going to enjoy this game (perhaps not even if).
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Big Bird
1.2 hrs
Posted: August 26
You get an achievment for flipping the middle finger. 10/10.
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Return Of Woody
0.6 hrs
Posted: August 25
I dropped my drill in donald trumps chest

I watched in delight

Would do again.
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☭✟САХЕЛАНТХРОПУС✟☭
0.7 hrs
Posted: August 25
Product received for free
Fun game
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
34.1 hrs on record
Posted: July 31
This game is very good and very funny
It's a calm, casual singleplayer game where you (obviously) do transplants
First in the Surgery then the Corridor then the Ambulence and then in Space
but that's in the Anniversairy Edition; in the 2013 version there's only Surgery, Ambulence and space.

In the AE you get to do more surgery in more rooms, it's like Surgeon Simulator 2013 and Surgeon Simulator Touch combined into one, but something very unique to the AE is the Donald Trump surgery, it's just like the first surgery but there's different tools, different HUD (which makes you feel like you're in the news) and no Green or Blue needles (you can't stop the blood flow) instead there's a pink needle with a golden tip which increaes blood flow and makes your hand like a babies' hand which makes grabbing tools much harder.

I recommend you get the AE because it's more worth it
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4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
7.3 hrs on record
Posted: August 22
And they say that I can´t be surgeon :)
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3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: August 24
I killed a guy with a clock.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
22.6 hrs on record
Posted: August 19
best game i've ever played.

Gaurenteed to show you the basics on surgery and medical malpractice......
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
2.8 hrs on record
Posted: August 4
"Fry, it's been years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal, or non-fatal?"-Dr.Zoidberg 3001
10/10 would Zoidberg again
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
4.2 hrs on record
Posted: August 24
Proper medical practices noted.
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
6.8 hrs on record
Posted: August 9
This game helped me operate Isaac Clarke

10/10
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1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful
Recommended
3.7 hrs on record
Posted: August 12
funny.....just funny...

vote: 6.5/10
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Most Helpful Reviews  Overall
1,230 of 1,355 people (91%) found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
Recommended
2.2 hrs on record
Posted: November 26, 2013
Get really drunk, lay on your arm till it falls asleep, then try to perform complex surgery. Congrats, you've successfully recreated the experience awaiting you in Surgeon Simulator 2013.
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745 of 836 people (89%) found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
Recommended
6.7 hrs on record
Posted: March 2, 2014
Fun game, but ♥♥♥♥ that ambulance driver. I mean. COME THE ♥♥♥♥ ON. He cant drive that thing steady for 5 ♥♥♥♥ing minutes? I have 2 major issues with that driver. One, I decided to wait until we got to the Hospital. The patient wasnt fatal and was stable. I WAITED 5 ♥♥♥♥ING HOURS, AND WE NEVER GOT THERE. Clearly he has no idea where he was going. He didnt even pull over to let me safely preform the operation. AND 2... While we were driving, the door randomly opened up. Me, wanting the upmost safty durring this operation, decieded that I should close it. It was at that moment that I realized that HE IS SWEARVING TO AVOID NOTHING. This means that my driver was ♥♥♥♥ING WASTED ON THE JOB. So other than a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ partner, good game.
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