Recommended if you like: Teen angst. Predictable outcomes. Picking up irrelevant objects strewn about an empty house.
Not recommended if: You're mentally over 20 years old. You're no longer afraid of the dark. You like to interact with things in a meaningful manner.
I'm not the smartest cake in the fridge and upon the first narration I correctly predicted the ending of this damn game. It wasn't like I made many predictions and one was bound to be correct, either. I made exactly one prediction and that was the ending.
This afternoon I ordered a $4 drink from some chonky hippyass boba joint and I thought that was going to be my rip-off for the day. Nope! I had to check Steam and paid three bucks for this guide to the idiosyncracies of white people (really? House keys under the duck? Cooking magazines on the toilet? You wear your shoes on your bed too you damn cousin-lover?)
Spare yourself the heartache and the hard drive space. I have no problem with the whole LGBT theme. It's the 21'st century FFS. Why is this still even an issue in this day and age? I don't understand the hate about how this game "pushes an agenda" or the accolades it got for who knows why.
Also, what kind of crappy parents don't welcome me home from my European vacation after all the damned postcards I sent them along the way? At least my little sister had the decency to concoct a cute little scavenger hunt for me.
Αναρτήθηκε: 26 Ιουνίου 2014