Before I played this I was just you're typical virgin who was a chump with the ladies, I lived my life knowing that I was going to die alone, cold and never to feel the tender embrace of a women. I was willing to end it all there but then one night, while I was sleeping, Larry Laffer came to me in a dream and he told me "It is okay my child, I can show you the way"
And then, at that very moment, my PC roared to life and then on my monitor was none other than Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards! "This is what Larry was telling me about!" I told myself and then, at that point, I was never the same. The true me awoke. For days I trained, learning the moves, the pick up lines, the style. I had to give up my personal routine in order to learn the secrets of the Louge Lizard. On the last day of training, Larry put his hand on my shoulder and said "You're ready to fufill your destiny"
The next day I went into college in my very leisure suit, armed with the knowledge that Larry taught me. And there, at the door was the girl who I was dreaming about for months. With my swagger I slided up to her, moving and grooving and she looked at me with an intrigued look in her eyes. I moved my glasses down my nose, looked her straight in the eyes and said these words:
"Hey baby, you must be tired, running around in my mind all day"
I finished with a wink and a smile and without warning the entire campus was flooded with female pleasure juice. Neckbeards, weebs and bronies were trying to find safe haven in this river of sexual erruption. And amongst it all was me, drowning in so much ♥♥♥♥♥ you needed to call the lifeguard.
Thank you Larry. Thank you for giving me purpose again.