A newgrounds flash game that managed to somehow get on to steam (Oh wait everyone can these days).
This is one of the most insulting games I have seen. A game with so little content, so many bugs, and such horrible design that dares to charge to play it.
There is no life system which means all of the dangers in the levels mean nothing. You simply restart the stage (Each stage takes about 1-2 minutes) or if its a boss fight you will be unable to shoot for like 2 seconds.
The puzzles are pretty much 'find your way to the end' type mazes. Nothing here will challenge you.
The humour is alright I guess but couldn't get more than a short exhale of breath in amusment once or twice.
The soundtrack is actually good and about the only thing I liked about the game.
To top it all off it is VERY short at 2 hours.
There is no controller support which would have done the game wonders especially considering the game DOES NOT LOCK THE DAMN MOUSE. What this means if you have more than a single screen is you will constantly get alt tabbed out of the game which doesnt pause and have to alt tab back in. The resolution option is a simple + or - and doesnt actually tell you what resolution you are picking.
This is ♥♥♥♥ing rediculous and should be ran out of town in the same vain as the free to play dungeon keeper title EA released.
Do not buy this game. Even at $1 its to much. This sould be a free flash game on newgrounds that a student did for his final project.