So I was playing this game after a hard day of getting run over and thought to myself:
"This game is quite epic. I can explode zombies heads with my Swag Rifle and use drugs to be Hella awesome."
And then I played the game as a soap-dropping black man from prison who ♥♥♥♥ed Hella ♥♥♥♥♥es back in highschool and killed Hella zombies to get out of prison.
So I used my Swag Rifle to kill Hella zombies and save the world.(Even though it blew up anyway...)
And I went to Speedway for my morning brew and saw that Happy Smurf was prohibited in their facility.
I injected Happy Smurf into my Swag Liver and this 8-bit game became an HD zombie-killing swagfest of Hella proportions.
And everything else about this game is freaking awesome as well,you just don't get to know about it until you buy it.(Which I recommend.)
YOU CAN'T EVEN 360 NOSCOPE BRUH!