A rock-solid combination of rock-rolling action, deep strategy, and captivating art and music from different ages of history, this is a game of crush or be crushed!
User reviews: Very Positive (1,494 reviews)
Release Date: Sep 7, 2011

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"This game is hard to describe but it is a hell of a lot of fun think Pinball where you control the ball mixed with Tower Defense and you have an idea."

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January 5

Finally! Trading Cards added to Rock of Ages

Better late than never! Rock of Ages has finally received trading cards for Steam! Dust off your boulder and start smashing things to get some exquisite cards and other collectibles.

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About This Game

A rock-solid combination of rock-rolling action, deep strategy, and captivating art and music from different ages of history, this is a game of crush or be crushed! Two castles stand opposed; one is yours, the other is your enemy’s. They're a jerk and their castle sucks, so you’re going to try to smash it using an enormous boulder. Even as they build up their defenses, you're ready to roll over them in order to raze that unsightly tower. But beware! There’s a giant boulder headed your way, too.

Key Features

  • Brought to you by the insanely creative minds of ACE Team, makers of Zeno Clash!
  • Take control of a giant boulder and crush your enemies!
  • Use an amazing variety of units to defend your tower and knock your enemy off course.
  • Bring your fight to both online and offline multiplayer!
  • 3 different modes: War, Time Trial, and SkeeBoulder.
  • 5 rich, historic periods of art and music create a gaming atmosphere unlike any other.
  • FREE Original Soundtrack included with the game download.

System Requirements

    • OS: Windows XP/Vista/7
    • Processor: Dual Core 1.6 GHz or better
    • Memory: 1.5 GB or higher
    • Graphics: 256mb video ram or better (GeForce 7 series or higher/Radeon HD3000 series or higher)
    • DirectX®: 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 1.2 GB
    • Sound: Windows supported Sound Card
    • Internet: Online play requires Broadband Internet Connection
Helpful customer reviews
310 of 395 people (78%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
10.0 hrs on record
Posted: October 24, 2014
Historically accurate.
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76 of 82 people (93%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
35.6 hrs on record
Posted: November 18, 2014
This game is like someone threw Monty Python, Tower Defence, and Marble Madness in a blender, turned it on high for a few minutes, arranged it into a delicious dessert, and sprinkled some history on top for flavor enhancement. Honestly, how can you go wrong with a game in which you control a gigantic boulder (of varying shapes and sizes - I must say the fist is my favorite), and use it to shatter your opponent's gate? Even better, you get to squash their defenseless, flailing forms immediately afterwards to an immensely satisfying whoopie cushion sound.

If that is not enough to satisfy, there are also trained war bovines, elephants, and mammoths for you to use and abuse in the defense of your fortress. There are also elephant-launching airships.. If you are like me, you may derive much more pleasure from their strategic placement to troll your enemies, whether they be human players (yes, this game has online multiplayer) or historical figureheads.

Highly Recommend for some hard core laughter.
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58 of 70 people (83%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.6 hrs on record
Posted: December 20, 2014
Pros:
-Awesome gameplay
-You get to play as a destructive rock that crushes things
-Funny storyline

Cons:
-No sequel

9/10 THIS GAME ROCKS
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35 of 47 people (74%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
6.0 hrs on record
Posted: October 1, 2014
Super Monkey Ball meets classcial insanity in that charming sort of Monty Python way. A must have.
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31 of 41 people (76%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.9 hrs on record
Posted: October 20, 2014
Since this is on sale right now (20th of October today), I wanted to recommend this game.

first of all, it's rediculous. That is already a good enough reason for you to get it. It is just pure ♥♥♥♥ing rediculousness. You control a mother♥♥♥♥ing stone ball that smashes ♥♥♥♥. Oh and you're competing vs various gods and historically relavant people. To be more specific, it's basically a two sided race to the opponents fortress gate (you break the gate with your big ♥♥♥ rock), you have to get there as fast as possible while also avoiding obstacles placed by the opponent, when your rock has hit the gate or got destroyed by some mean elephant (no seriously, this game had elephants before Far Cry 4), you get to place these same obstacles.

Very whimsical, uplifting, and sometimes challenging. A truly great game. Cheap, and easy to pick up and play (levels are fairly short and straight forward). ♥♥♥♥ing buy it!
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17 of 19 people (89%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
8.6 hrs on record
Posted: January 11
man this game ROCKS, would be HARD to beat it, has jokes that will make you CRACK, why the puns? just ROLL with it!


..... Kill me ......

10/10 game
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17 of 21 people (81%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
25.2 hrs on record
Posted: October 18, 2014
Great game. I'm not sure if it's completely worth the price, because there's not tons of content, but if it's on sale you can't pass this up.

It's like someone mashed an RTS, Mythology, and comedy all in one game, which they did! Multiplayer can be a bit buggy, but other than that this game has barely any glitches. Like I said before though, it could use a bit more content.

EDIT:
I also forgot to mention that there's a hilarious text-to-voice feature. If you type something in the chat, it will say it in a pretty funny voice. It fits the game very well to say the least.
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16 of 20 people (80%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5.7 hrs on record
Posted: December 13, 2014
Comical, historical weird take on the tower defence genre. Nothing quite like it .. a real puzzle / rolling physics marble in the rough !
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12 of 13 people (92%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.5 hrs on record
Posted: January 8
Pros:
- silly
- oddly addicting
- tower defense
- you can play as a rock
- you can play as a rock
- rocks
Cons:
- a bit repetitive

Final rating: 8/10
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11 of 14 people (79%) found this review helpful
4.3 hrs on record
Posted: October 4, 2014
The most unique and quirky game I've ever played, and likely ever made.

Made by a team in my home country (Go Chile!), Rock of Ages is an odd hybrid between a bowling racer and tower defense. The game is a sort of duel between you and an opponent (either human or AI-controlled) in which you each throw boulders down a track toward your doors. Between rolls, money you earned from rolling your boulder can be spent on tower-like constructions to slow down, weaken and hopefully destroy your opponents boulder.

The game features a huge amount of very fun maps, to the point of which it could've been a full game without the tower defense aspect. The humor is, as said by others, Monty Python-esque, with 2D paper-like animations for characters. The campaign takes you through much of history, with plenty of genuinely funny cutscenes!

This is honestly a game I cannot recommend highly enough. It's quirky, sure, but the humor alone is worth the $10. Good luck, and first downhill wins!
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10 of 13 people (77%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.9 hrs on record
Posted: November 2, 2014
Rock of Ages really rocks : what a genius tower defense game, were you both defend and attack ! The atmosphere and videos are never serious. Everything's crazy and fun, and I personnaly love it :)
A nice gem !
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13 of 20 people (65%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.0 hrs on record
Posted: January 5
7.8 too much rocks - ign
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5 of 5 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.8 hrs on record
Posted: February 2
This is The only game made me laugh for real XD
it's interesting and Funny storyline game ! , Its silliness even made it more fun XD.
however it needs tactics and little brain !

Definitely recommended.
9\10 (a bit repetitive)

Historically accurate.
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10 of 15 people (67%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5.9 hrs on record
Posted: November 15, 2014
Rock of Ages is a fun and "Rocking" game (sorry that was really tempting XD. Anyway back to the review). When you play, you make buildings to defend your "door" (your base). Soon as your door is broken you lose! You break their door YOU WIN!!! When you have finished with the buildings ITS TIME TO ATTACK!! You destroy their base by breaking their door as i said earlier. Sooner or later the game starts to get harder. Oh and by the way you can customize your own rock and dont forget you can get a trollface rock so you have the trollface on your boulder/rock. Rock of Ages is a hell lot a fun game and definitely worth buying! To wrap it up, I'm just warning you, sometimes the game can glitch and move your mouse to the left corner for only that one defence bit then it goes back to normal. And the game is pretty ragey. I died 2 times on 1 level and I raged so much i hurt my hands XD. But the score that I'm giving this amazing masterpiece 10/10
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12 of 19 people (63%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.7 hrs on record
Posted: November 8, 2014
you roll down hills and squish people and its an amazing story about a big stone thats trying to rescue its female stone friend that is being held captive in the bad persons castle and you have to smash down the door using cool stone powers and its pretty fun and the characters are so in depth and yeah its cool 10/10
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9 of 14 people (64%) found this review helpful
3.7 hrs on record
Posted: October 13, 2014
Have you ever played any original game? That is nothing like anything else... Well that is most similar to tower defence, but still. Not quite. It has it`s fun parts and is a frkn time killer. It`s an indie game. But are you willing to pay 10 bucks for something you`re gonna play for max 10 hours?
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3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful
3.5 hrs on record
Posted: March 13
One day Sisyphus got mad. I mean really angry. He was so pissed off he ripped through time and used his boulder to break into the house of and assasinate over 20 of the most historically significant people of all time. This is like the opposite of Time Squad.

I was going to dismiss it as shovelware early on but it was suprisingly challenging and varied, though not so long that it overstayed its welcome. This is how you make a casual game.
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3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
12.1 hrs on record
Posted: January 24
The Goods
  • Spicy hot memes; only the freshest of memes that could be supplied from the year 2004!
  • Local multiplayer*! * - Make sure you have two 360/XBone controllers, because who can be arsed to allow a keyboard AND a gamepad?
  • Lots of maps. Look at those maps! Some of them are long, some of them are short! Variety!
  • Humor! Monty Python and fart sounds! Did I mention the memes? Meme boulder achieved!
  • Plenty of game modes, but one of them sucks (which one? FIND OUT!)!
  • Internet multiplayer has Moonbase Alpha text-to-speech, because fuck you!
  • Dies Irae, best Mozart. Fight me, idiot.

The Bads
  • Game was made with less than 3.3 million dollars, somehow. Very cheap! $2 sale very likely!
  • Cows do jack, and sometimes shit. Build elephants, but only because cow is deadbeat.
  • Internet lobby consists of two people chained to desk dungeon. Find friends or suffer the wrath of Singapore.
  • Nobody plays in 16:9 resolutions, so you must infiltrate the .ini files to absolve yourself of your mistakes.
  • No meme updates ;(
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5 of 7 people (71%) found this review helpful
6.6 hrs on record
Posted: October 20, 2014
This game was just pure enjoyment for me from beginning to end. It's fairly short and even if you do all the content you'll still probably be finished with the game in less than 20 hours. It's just a very silly and fun game though.

It controls kind of like Marble madness. It's a racing game where you control a giant boulder and have to try and make it to the end of the stage without getting the boulder damaged. This is harder than it sounds because while you are trying to make it to your opponent's castle to destroy it, they are trying to make it to yours.

You can place traps down to mess up the other boulder. These are things like giant fans to blow it off the stage, elephants to crush it, and canons to blast it off track.

This game has a great sense of humor and makes countless references to classic artwork and history.
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9 of 15 people (60%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
7.3 hrs on record
Posted: January 20
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