A rock-solid combination of rock-rolling action, deep strategy, and captivating art and music from different ages of history, this is a game of crush or be crushed!
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Release Date: Sep 7, 2011

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June 28

Join Rock of Ages 2 community hub and win ACE Team game(s) of your choice!



Hi there, you smashing people.

Astrologers proclaim Week of Ages. All Rock of Ages hub members have a chance to win key(s) for any of our released games of your choice. There will be 5 winners.


To be eligible for winning 1 key, you need to follow the Rock of Ages 2 community hub (click "follow" on the game's hub or store page). And if you also add Rock of Ages 2 to your wishlist in addition to joining the hub, you will get 2 keys of your choice. Make sure your Steam profile privacy is set to public.

The Week of Ages ends next Monday, when the winners will be announced and a new special week will be proclaimed.

Winners will be randomly chosen from the list of Rock of Ages 2 hub members, who have joined the hub after this announcement (if you already joined prior to the announcement, just rejoin the hub or leave a comment here, and I will add you to the draw). Winners will be added to friends on Steam by [ACE] Dimaleth, and given key(s) of their choice in chat.

Good luck!

And here's another cool RoA2 wallpaper (1080p) for you, guys. :)



http://store.steampowered.com/app/434460

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June 2

'Rock of Ages II : Bigger and Boulder' announced!

Fans were asking for it and ACE Team is proud to present the sequel of one of our most successful franchises.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/434460/

Go check out the debut trailer and screenshots, and if you like what you see you can wishlist the title now. :)

Rock of Ages II is a game that improves on all aspects of the original. Up to 4 players can battle in crazy boulder mayhem. New impressive art periods, more historical characters and the funniest story clips we've ever made. All rendered with highly improved destruction / physics and effects - powered by our first Unreal Engine 4 game.

We will have regular updates about the game's progress posted in the Rock of Ages II community hub, so stay tuned for more as we refine and develop the game further.

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About This Game

A rock-solid combination of rock-rolling action, deep strategy, and captivating art and music from different ages of history, this is a game of crush or be crushed! Two castles stand opposed; one is yours, the other is your enemy’s. They're a jerk and their castle sucks, so you’re going to try to smash it using an enormous boulder. Even as they build up their defenses, you're ready to roll over them in order to raze that unsightly tower. But beware! There’s a giant boulder headed your way, too.

Key Features

  • Brought to you by the insanely creative minds of ACE Team, makers of Zeno Clash!
  • Take control of a giant boulder and crush your enemies!
  • Use an amazing variety of units to defend your tower and knock your enemy off course.
  • Bring your fight to both online and offline multiplayer!
  • 3 different modes: War, Time Trial, and SkeeBoulder.
  • 5 rich, historic periods of art and music create a gaming atmosphere unlike any other.
  • FREE Original Soundtrack included with the game download.

System Requirements

    • OS: Windows XP/Vista/7
    • Processor: Dual Core 1.6 GHz or better
    • Memory: 1.5 GB or higher
    • Graphics: 256mb video ram or better (GeForce 7 series or higher/Radeon HD3000 series or higher)
    • DirectX®: 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 1.2 GB
    • Sound: Windows supported Sound Card
    • Internet: Online play requires Broadband Internet Connection
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Supercockroach
( 7.0 hrs on record )
Posted: June 26
A competitive tower defense game with an amusing, although crude, sense of humor throughout. Although I personally have found the replayability a little low, I really enjoyed the time I spent in game. Multiplayer is pretty much dead.
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NotLazyPerson
( 5.7 hrs on record )
Posted: June 26
Funny, creative tower defence game full complete with farrt noises
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laarnimariecruz
( 1.4 hrs on record )
Posted: June 23
Rock and roll little ball!
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Chuck
( 1.5 hrs on record )
Posted: June 23
ssss
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Familiar_Enemy
( 7.6 hrs on record )
Posted: June 22
Great game, worth every penny!
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jdbensch
( 0.7 hrs on record )
Posted: June 19
Very fun tower defense game. I played this for many hours on the Xbox 360, and this version is a nice PC port. Developers seem very nice and the gameplay is enjoyable and funny. Definitely worth buying.
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Sarkoth
( 18.6 hrs on record )
Posted: June 15
Funny premise of combining a tower defense game with a marble rolling game. It's fun at first but loses ingenuity very quickly, becoming tedious and boring.
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TimberTuc
( 4.1 hrs on record )
Posted: June 12
Have you ever wanted to squish all those characters you had to know about at the history in school? Well, you're in luck! The levels are fun, the mechanics are inventive and you even get a little bit of progression. But sadly, you can't squish Trump...
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Yes
( 1.8 hrs on record )
Posted: June 12
VIRY GUD
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Most Helpful Reviews  Overall
351 of 447 people (79%) found this review helpful
164 people found this review funny
Recommended
10.6 hrs on record
Posted: October 24, 2014
Historically accurate.
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203 of 248 people (82%) found this review helpful
117 people found this review funny
Recommended
3.1 hrs on record
Posted: December 20, 2014
Pros:
-Awesome gameplay
-You get to play as a destructive rock that crushes things
-Funny storyline

Cons:
- No sequel Sequel Confirmed!

9/10 THIS GAME ROCKS
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87 of 91 people (96%) found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
Recommended
14.5 hrs on record
Posted: June 2, 2015
Rock of ages is a game about rolling down a hill; to squish a little man, literally.



In Rock of Ages, there is a very minor story, hardly relating to the game. This isnt a bad thing because the game doesn't need a story to be enjoyed, however the story is humorous.



The core gameplay aspect of Rock of Ages is rolling your rock down a slope riddled with defences in order to smash down an enemy gate. The opponents, are not only people from history, also attack your gate and the player must build their own defences in order to slow down or stop the other rock. You gain in game gold in order to pay for defences, and to upgrade your rock.



The defences range from towers, elephants, catapults and even bombs. These are used to slow down the enemy rock, if enough damage is done to the rock, it shrinks, dealing less damage. The upgrades for your rock are simple, adding metal spikes or lighting your rock on fire, dealing extra damage. Damage is also decided by the speed of the rock when it collides with the door; the faster the rock, the harder it hits.



Rock of ages also has a few mini games, one of which is skeeball. Rock of ages also has trading cards, and very easy achievements, making the game apply to a larger audience.



Rock of Ages does things right



Its story is humorous

The gameplay is overall enjoyable

Easy 100% achievements

The co-op is good fun with friends

The mini games are mostly fun

The in game destruction looks good

Its overall very original



Rock of ages does some things wrong



It can be repetitive

Slightly boring to some older gamers

The Defences aren't overly effective

The respawn locations can really mess with the player

Lacks real substance



Overall rock of ages isn't bad, it's just basic. The $10.99(CAD) price tag is way too high unless the player is planning to 100% it. Its a fun game to play with friends, however. It also makes the game lots more fun.
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94 of 101 people (93%) found this review helpful
16 people found this review funny
Recommended
42.8 hrs on record
Posted: November 18, 2014
This game is like someone threw Monty Python, Tower Defence, and Marble Madness in a blender, turned it on high for a few minutes, arranged it into a delicious dessert, and sprinkled some history on top for flavor enhancement. Honestly, how can you go wrong with a game in which you control a gigantic boulder (of varying shapes and sizes - I must say the fist is my favorite), and use it to shatter your opponent's gate? Even better, you get to squash their defenseless, flailing forms immediately afterwards to an immensely satisfying whoopie cushion sound.

If that is not enough to satisfy, there are also trained war bovines, elephants, and mammoths for you to use and abuse in the defense of your fortress. There are also elephant-launching airships.. If you are like me, you may derive much more pleasure from their strategic placement to troll your enemies, whether they be human players (yes, this game has online multiplayer) or historical figureheads.

Highly Recommend for some hard core laughter.
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127 of 155 people (82%) found this review helpful
24 people found this review funny
Recommended
14.2 hrs on record
Posted: September 2, 2014
Oh man, this game is great! You see, Rock of Ages is actually an accurate historical representation of medieval warfare. Instead of having men, women and children slaughter each other mindlessly over some petty argument, disputes were settled by using sentient boulders. Yes, rocks. As this round stone, you travel through the ages of classical art (t)rolling and smashing everything on your way! Just remember though, you are not alone. Just as it happens, the enemy team has sent away a boulder of their own, and you have to race down with them! Whoever splats (oh god I love that sound) the enemy general, wins.

All in all, hilarious visuals and sounds, fun gameplay, some surprisingly complex base defense features and absolutely fantastic multiplayer modes, together make this game a must buy. This game has the Pidgin's Feather Seal of Approval, 5/5 would poop on.
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116 of 142 people (82%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
1.2 hrs on record
Posted: June 25, 2014
Looks like Monty Python and gaming had a very special hug.
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76 of 93 people (82%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
5.7 hrs on record
Posted: October 25, 2013
A surprising little gem of a game, Rock of Ages is one of the strangest games I've ever played, and can be best summed up as Monty Python meets Super Monkey Ball meets bowling.
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168 of 236 people (71%) found this review helpful
248 people found this review funny
Recommended
8.6 hrs on record
Posted: January 11, 2015
man this game ROCKS, would be HARD to beat it, has jokes that will make you CRACK, why the puns? just ROLL with it!


..... Kill me ......

10/10 game
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93 of 122 people (76%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
Posted: January 1, 2012
I am going to play this
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86 of 113 people (76%) found this review helpful
Recommended
12.5 hrs on record
Posted: March 3, 2014
Hillarious beyond History and Myth.
It will break your balls!
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