A rock-solid combination of rock-rolling action, deep strategy, and captivating art and music from different ages of history, this is a game of crush or be crushed!
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Data lansării: 7 sept., 2011

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Cumpără Rock of Ages

 

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"This game is hard to describe but it is a hell of a lot of fun think Pinball where you control the ball mixed with Tower Defense and you have an idea."

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5 ianuarie

Finally! Trading Cards added to Rock of Ages

Better late than never! Rock of Ages has finally received trading cards for Steam! Dust off your boulder and start smashing things to get some exquisite cards and other collectibles.

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Despre acest joc

A rock-solid combination of rock-rolling action, deep strategy, and captivating art and music from different ages of history, this is a game of crush or be crushed! Two castles stand opposed; one is yours, the other is your enemy’s. They're a jerk and their castle sucks, so you’re going to try to smash it using an enormous boulder. Even as they build up their defenses, you're ready to roll over them in order to raze that unsightly tower. But beware! There’s a giant boulder headed your way, too.

Key Features

  • Brought to you by the insanely creative minds of ACE Team, makers of Zeno Clash!
  • Take control of a giant boulder and crush your enemies!
  • Use an amazing variety of units to defend your tower and knock your enemy off course.
  • Bring your fight to both online and offline multiplayer!
  • 3 different modes: War, Time Trial, and SkeeBoulder.
  • 5 rich, historic periods of art and music create a gaming atmosphere unlike any other.
  • FREE Original Soundtrack included with the game download.

Cerinţe de sistem

    • OS: Windows XP/Vista/7
    • Processor: Dual Core 1.6 GHz or better
    • Memory: 1.5 GB or higher
    • Graphics: 256mb video ram or better (GeForce 7 series or higher/Radeon HD3000 series or higher)
    • DirectX®: 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 1.2 GB
    • Sound: Windows supported Sound Card
    • Internet: Online play requires Broadband Internet Connection
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335 din 424 oameni (79%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
5 de oameni au găsit amuzantă această recenzie
10.0 ore înregistrate
Postat: 24 octombrie, 2014
Historically accurate.
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87 din 94 oameni (93%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
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35.6 ore înregistrate
Postat: 18 noiembrie, 2014
This game is like someone threw Monty Python, Tower Defence, and Marble Madness in a blender, turned it on high for a few minutes, arranged it into a delicious dessert, and sprinkled some history on top for flavor enhancement. Honestly, how can you go wrong with a game in which you control a gigantic boulder (of varying shapes and sizes - I must say the fist is my favorite), and use it to shatter your opponent's gate? Even better, you get to squash their defenseless, flailing forms immediately afterwards to an immensely satisfying whoopie cushion sound.

If that is not enough to satisfy, there are also trained war bovines, elephants, and mammoths for you to use and abuse in the defense of your fortress. There are also elephant-launching airships.. If you are like me, you may derive much more pleasure from their strategic placement to troll your enemies, whether they be human players (yes, this game has online multiplayer) or historical figureheads.

Highly Recommend for some hard core laughter.
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69 din 82 oameni (84%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
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2.6 ore înregistrate
Postat: 20 decembrie, 2014
Pros:
-Awesome gameplay
-You get to play as a destructive rock that crushes things
-Funny storyline

Cons:
-No sequel

9/10 THIS GAME ROCKS
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21 din 29 oameni (72%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
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8.6 ore înregistrate
Postat: 11 ianuarie
man this game ROCKS, would be HARD to beat it, has jokes that will make you CRACK, why the puns? just ROLL with it!


..... Kill me ......

10/10 game
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16 din 21 oameni (76%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
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5.7 ore înregistrate
Postat: 13 decembrie, 2014
Comical, historical weird take on the tower defence genre. Nothing quite like it .. a real puzzle / rolling physics marble in the rough !
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13 din 16 oameni (81%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
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1.8 ore înregistrate
Postat: 8 ianuarie
Pros:
- silly
- oddly addicting
- tower defense
- you can play as a rock
- you can play as a rock
- rocks
Cons:
- a bit repetitive

Final rating: 8/10
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7 din 8 oameni (88%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
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2.8 ore înregistrate
Postat: 2 februarie
This is The only game made me laugh for real XD
it's interesting and Funny storyline game ! , Its silliness even made it more fun XD.
however it needs tactics and little brain !

Definitely recommended.
9\10 (a bit repetitive)

Historically accurate.
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10 din 14 oameni (71%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
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4.9 ore înregistrate
Postat: 2 noiembrie, 2014
Rock of Ages really rocks : what a genius tower defense game, were you both defend and attack ! The atmosphere and videos are never serious. Everything's crazy and fun, and I personnaly love it :)
A nice gem !
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14 din 23 oameni (61%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
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4.0 ore înregistrate
Postat: 5 ianuarie
7.8 too much rocks - ign
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10 din 16 oameni (63%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
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5.9 ore înregistrate
Postat: 15 noiembrie, 2014
Rock of Ages is a fun and "Rocking" game (sorry that was really tempting XD. Anyway back to the review). When you play, you make buildings to defend your "door" (your base). Soon as your door is broken you lose! You break their door YOU WIN!!! When you have finished with the buildings ITS TIME TO ATTACK!! You destroy their base by breaking their door as i said earlier. Sooner or later the game starts to get harder. Oh and by the way you can customize your own rock and dont forget you can get a trollface rock so you have the trollface on your boulder/rock. Rock of Ages is a hell lot a fun game and definitely worth buying! To wrap it up, I'm just warning you, sometimes the game can glitch and move your mouse to the left corner for only that one defence bit then it goes back to normal. And the game is pretty ragey. I died 2 times on 1 level and I raged so much i hurt my hands XD. But the score that I'm giving this amazing masterpiece 10/10
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12 din 20 oameni (60%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
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1.7 ore înregistrate
Postat: 8 noiembrie, 2014
you roll down hills and squish people and its an amazing story about a big stone thats trying to rescue its female stone friend that is being held captive in the bad persons castle and you have to smash down the door using cool stone powers and its pretty fun and the characters are so in depth and yeah its cool 10/10
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9 din 15 oameni (60%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
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Postat: 17 noiembrie, 2014
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2 din 2 oameni (100%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
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Postat: 12 februarie
This is the most amusing game I have on my steam library. I had moments when I cried from laughter, because of how ridiculous it was.
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Postat: 2 aprilie
Comical but short, Rock of Ages is an fun little game filled with humorous jokes and scenes about various historical characters and time periods. It won't take you long to complete (it took me roughly six hours), however the way it combines traditional tower defence elements with intense rock-rolling action leads to a fresh and unique gaming experience.
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3 din 4 oameni (75%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
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Postat: 24 ianuarie
The Goods
  • Spicy hot memes; only the freshest of memes that could be supplied from the year 2004!
  • Local multiplayer*! * - Make sure you have two 360/XBone controllers, because who can be arsed to allow a keyboard AND a gamepad?
  • Lots of maps. Look at those maps! Some of them are long, some of them are short! Variety!
  • Humor! Monty Python and fart sounds! Did I mention the memes? Meme boulder achieved!
  • Plenty of game modes, but one of them sucks (which one? FIND OUT!)!
  • Internet multiplayer has Moonbase Alpha text-to-speech, because fuck you!
  • Dies Irae, best Mozart. Fight me, idiot.

The Bads
  • Game was made with less than 3.3 million dollars, somehow. Very cheap! $2 sale very likely!
  • Cows do jack, and sometimes shit. Build elephants, but only because cow is deadbeat.
  • Internet lobby consists of two people chained to desk dungeon. Find friends or suffer the wrath of Singapore.
  • Nobody plays in 16:9 resolutions, so you must infiltrate the .ini files to absolve yourself of your mistakes.
  • No meme updates ;(
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Postat: 13 martie
One day Sisyphus got mad. I mean really angry. He was so pissed off he ripped through time and used his boulder to break into the house of and assasinate over 20 of the most historically significant people of all time. This is like the opposite of Time Squad.

I was going to dismiss it as shovelware early on but it was suprisingly challenging and varied, though not so long that it overstayed its welcome. This is how you make a casual game.
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4 din 6 oameni (67%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
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Postat: 9 februarie
This game Rocks so much! it just rocked my world!
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5 din 8 oameni (63%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
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Postat: 20 octombrie, 2014
This game was just pure enjoyment for me from beginning to end. It's fairly short and even if you do all the content you'll still probably be finished with the game in less than 20 hours. It's just a very silly and fun game though.

It controls kind of like Marble madness. It's a racing game where you control a giant boulder and have to try and make it to the end of the stage without getting the boulder damaged. This is harder than it sounds because while you are trying to make it to your opponent's castle to destroy it, they are trying to make it to yours.

You can place traps down to mess up the other boulder. These are things like giant fans to blow it off the stage, elephants to crush it, and canons to blast it off track.

This game has a great sense of humor and makes countless references to classic artwork and history.
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Postat: 20 ianuarie
حلوه
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تحشيش تايم
العبه جد رائعه مع ان مطورها شخص واحد بس
10|10
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Postat: 21 decembrie, 2014
Rock of Ages is my shepherd, I shall not be in want. It makes me lie down in green pastures, it leads me beside quiet waters, it restores my soul. It guides me in paths of righteousness for Rock of Age's sake. Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me. You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies. You anoint my head with oil; my cup overflows. Surely goodness and love will follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the house of Rock of Ages.
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