A rock-solid combination of rock-rolling action, deep strategy, and captivating art and music from different ages of history, this is a game of crush or be crushed!
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Julkaisupäivä: 7. syys, 2011

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Osta Rock of Ages

 

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5. tammikuu

Finally! Trading Cards added to Rock of Ages

Better late than never! Rock of Ages has finally received trading cards for Steam! Dust off your boulder and start smashing things to get some exquisite cards and other collectibles.

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A rock-solid combination of rock-rolling action, deep strategy, and captivating art and music from different ages of history, this is a game of crush or be crushed! Two castles stand opposed; one is yours, the other is your enemy’s. They're a jerk and their castle sucks, so you’re going to try to smash it using an enormous boulder. Even as they build up their defenses, you're ready to roll over them in order to raze that unsightly tower. But beware! There’s a giant boulder headed your way, too.

Key Features

  • Brought to you by the insanely creative minds of ACE Team, makers of Zeno Clash!
  • Take control of a giant boulder and crush your enemies!
  • Use an amazing variety of units to defend your tower and knock your enemy off course.
  • Bring your fight to both online and offline multiplayer!
  • 3 different modes: War, Time Trial, and SkeeBoulder.
  • 5 rich, historic periods of art and music create a gaming atmosphere unlike any other.
  • FREE Original Soundtrack included with the game download.

Järjestelmävaatimukset

    • Käyttöjärjestelmä: Windows XP/Vista/7
    • Prosessori: Dual Core 1.6 GHz tai parempi
    • Muisti: 1.5 Gt tai enemmän
    • Grafiikka: 256mb videomuistia tai enemmän (GeForce 7 -sarja tai uudempi/Radeon HD3000 -sarja tai uudempi)
    • DirectX®: 9.0c
    • Kiintolevy: 1.2 Gt
    • Ääni: Windows-tuettu äänikortti
    • Internet: Nettipeli vaatii laajakaistayhteyden
Hyödylliset arvostelut
273/350 (78%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
5 people found this review funny
10.0 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 24. lokakuu, 2014.
Historically accurate.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
115/140 (82%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
4 people found this review funny
14.2 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 2. syyskuu, 2014.
Oh man, this game is great! You see, Rock of Ages is actually an accurate historical representation of medieval warfare. Instead of having men, women and children slaughter each other mindlessly over some petty argument, disputes were settled by using sentient boulders. Yes, rocks. As this round stone, you travel through the ages of classical art (t)rolling and smashing everything on your way! Just remember though, you are not alone. Just as it happens, the enemy team has sent away a boulder of their own, and you have to race down with them! Whoever splats (oh god I love that sound) the enemy general, wins.

All in all, hilarious visuals and sounds, fun gameplay, some surprisingly complex base defense features and absolutely fantastic multiplayer modes, together make this game a must buy. This game has the Pidgin's Feather Seal of Approval, 5/5 would poop on.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
67/73 (92%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
2 people found this review funny
30.7 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 18. marraskuu, 2014.
This game is like someone threw Monty Python, Tower Defence, and Marble Madness in a blender, turned it on high for a few minutes, arranged it into a delicious dessert, and sprinkled some history on top for flavor enhancement. Honestly, how can you go wrong with a game in which you control a gigantic boulder (of varying shapes and sizes - I must say the fist is my favorite), and use it to shatter your opponent's gate? Even better, you get to squash their defenseless, flailing forms immediately afterwards to an immensely satisfying whoopie cushion sound.

If that is not enough to satisfy, there are also trained war bovines, elephants, and mammoths for you to use and abuse in the defense of your fortress. There are also elephant-launching airships.. If you are like me, you may derive much more pleasure from their strategic placement to troll your enemies, whether they be human players (yes, this game has online multiplayer) or historical figureheads.

Highly Recommend for some hard core laughter.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
47/58 (81%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
3 people found this review funny
2.6 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 20. joulukuu, 2014.
Pros:
-Awesome gameplay
-You get to play as a destructive rock that crushes things
-Funny storyline

Cons:
-No sequel

9/10 THIS GAME ROCKS
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
115/179 (64%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
2 people found this review funny
105.5 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 23. syyskuu, 2014.
like skyrim with rocks
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
30/38 (79%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
3.9 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 20. lokakuu, 2014.
Since this is on sale right now (20th of October today), I wanted to recommend this game.

first of all, it's rediculous. That is already a good enough reason for you to get it. It is just pure ♥♥♥♥ing rediculousness. You control a mother♥♥♥♥ing stone ball that smashes ♥♥♥♥. Oh and you're competing vs various gods and historically relavant people. To be more specific, it's basically a two sided race to the opponents fortress gate (you break the gate with your big ♥♥♥ rock), you have to get there as fast as possible while also avoiding obstacles placed by the opponent, when your rock has hit the gate or got destroyed by some mean elephant (no seriously, this game had elephants before Far Cry 4), you get to place these same obstacles.

Very whimsical, uplifting, and sometimes challenging. A truly great game. Cheap, and easy to pick up and play (levels are fairly short and straight forward). ♥♥♥♥ing buy it!
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
30/41 (73%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
6.0 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 1. lokakuu, 2014.
Super Monkey Ball meets classcial insanity in that charming sort of Monty Python way. A must have.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
15/19 (79%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 person found this review funny
24.8 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 18. lokakuu, 2014.
Great game. I'm not sure if it's completely worth the price, because there's not tons of content, but if it's on sale you can't pass this up.

It's like someone mashed an RTS, Mythology, and comedy all in one game, which they did! Multiplayer can be a bit buggy, but other than that this game has barely any glitches. Like I said before though, it could use a bit more content.

EDIT:
I also forgot to mention that there's a hilarious text-to-voice feature. If you type something in the chat, it will say it in a pretty funny voice. It fits the game very well to say the least.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
14/18 (78%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
4.5 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 13. joulukuu, 2014.
Comical, historical weird take on the tower defence genre. Nothing quite like it .. a real puzzle / rolling physics marble in the rough !
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
10/13 (77%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
4.3 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 4. lokakuu, 2014.
The most unique and quirky game I've ever played, and likely ever made.

Made by a team in my home country (Go Chile!), Rock of Ages is an odd hybrid between a bowling racer and tower defense. The game is a sort of duel between you and an opponent (either human or AI-controlled) in which you each throw boulders down a track toward your doors. Between rolls, money you earned from rolling your boulder can be spent on tower-like constructions to slow down, weaken and hopefully destroy your opponents boulder.

The game features a huge amount of very fun maps, to the point of which it could've been a full game without the tower defense aspect. The humor is, as said by others, Monty Python-esque, with 2D paper-like animations for characters. The campaign takes you through much of history, with plenty of genuinely funny cutscenes!

This is honestly a game I cannot recommend highly enough. It's quirky, sure, but the humor alone is worth the $10. Good luck, and first downhill wins!
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
6/6 (100%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 person found this review funny
1.3 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 8. tammikuu.
Pros:
- silly
- oddly addicting
- tower defense
- you can play as a rock
- you can play as a rock
- rocks
Cons:
- a bit repetitive

Final rating: 8/10
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
7/8 (88%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
2 people found this review funny
8.2 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 11. tammikuu.
man this game ROCKS, would be HARD to beat it, has jokes that will make you CRACK, why the puns? just ROLL with it!


..... Kill me ......

10/10 game
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
7/9 (78%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 person found this review funny
7.3 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 20. tammikuu.
حلوه
القصة حقتها تمشي مع تاريخ من ناحية تعلميه
+عييييييييييييييب ما تصلح للصغار بس لل 18
اون لاين مررره حلو مع اصحابك
تحشيش تايم
العبه جد رائعه مع ان مطورها شخص واحد بس
10|10
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
5/6 (83%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
0.7 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 19. elokuu, 2014.
What a find! What a breath of fresh air! What a bargain (£1.30?!)

The b***ard offspring of Monty Python and Super Monkey Ball (with a few Tower Defense stem cells thrown in for good measure).

Or perhaps the long-lost twin of the secret lovechild of Katamari Damacy and Marble Madness.

If the trailer doesn't whet your appetite then it's not for you as for once, it's pretty damn obvious from the video what this game/experience is all about.

BUY ME NAO!11
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
7/10 (70%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
4.9 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 2. marraskuu, 2014.
Rock of Ages really rocks : what a genius tower defense game, were you both defend and attack ! The atmosphere and videos are never serious. Everything's crazy and fun, and I personnaly love it :)
A nice gem !
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
9/14 (64%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 person found this review funny
5.9 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 15. marraskuu, 2014.
Rock of Ages is a fun and "Rocking" game (sorry that was really tempting XD. Anyway back to the review). When you play, you make buildings to defend your "door" (your base). Soon as your door is broken you lose! You break their door YOU WIN!!! When you have finished with the buildings ITS TIME TO ATTACK!! You destroy their base by breaking their door as i said earlier. Sooner or later the game starts to get harder. Oh and by the way you can customize your own rock and dont forget you can get a trollface rock so you have the trollface on your boulder/rock. Rock of Ages is a hell lot a fun game and definitely worth buying! To wrap it up, I'm just warning you, sometimes the game can glitch and move your mouse to the left corner for only that one defence bit then it goes back to normal. And the game is pretty ragey. I died 2 times on 1 level and I raged so much i hurt my hands XD. But the score that I'm giving this amazing masterpiece 10/10
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
10/16 (63%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
0.5 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 8. marraskuu, 2014.
you roll down hills and squish people and its an amazing story about a big stone thats trying to rescue its female stone friend that is being held captive in the bad persons castle and you have to smash down the door using cool stone powers and its pretty fun and the characters are so in depth and yeah its cool 10/10
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
5/7 (71%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
6.6 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 20. lokakuu, 2014.
This game was just pure enjoyment for me from beginning to end. It's fairly short and even if you do all the content you'll still probably be finished with the game in less than 20 hours. It's just a very silly and fun game though.

It controls kind of like Marble madness. It's a racing game where you control a giant boulder and have to try and make it to the end of the stage without getting the boulder damaged. This is harder than it sounds because while you are trying to make it to your opponent's castle to destroy it, they are trying to make it to yours.

You can place traps down to mess up the other boulder. These are things like giant fans to blow it off the stage, elephants to crush it, and canons to blast it off track.

This game has a great sense of humor and makes countless references to classic artwork and history.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
6/9 (67%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
2.0 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 23. lokakuu, 2014.
A really fun physics-based twist on tower defense, with a very charming art style. Definitely recommended.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
6/10 (60%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
2 people found this review funny
2.2 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 17. marraskuu, 2014.
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Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny