The Stanley Parable is a first person exploration game. You will play as Stanley, and you will not play as Stanley. You will follow a story, you will not follow a story. You will have a choice, you will have no choice. The game will end, the game will never end.
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Release Date: 17 Oct, 2013

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The Stanley Parable is a first person exploration game. You will play as Stanley, and you will not play as Stanley. You will follow a story, you will not follow a story. You will have a choice, you will have no choice. The game will end, the game will never end. Contradiction follows contradiction, the rules of how games should work are broken, then broken again. This world was not made for you to understand.

But as you explore, slowly, meaning begins to arise, the paradoxes might start to make sense, perhaps you are powerful after all. The game is not here to fight you; it is inviting you to dance.

Based on the award-winning 2011 Source mod of the same name, The Stanley Parable returns with new content, new ideas, a fresh coat of visual paint, and the stunning voicework of Kevan Brighting. For a more complete and in-depth understanding of what The Stanley Parable is, please try out the free demo.

System Requirements

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Mac OS X
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    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP/Vista/7/8
    • Processor: 3.0 GHz P4, Dual Core 2.0 (or higher) or AMD64X2 (or higher)
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Video card must be 128 MB or more and should be a DirectX 9-compatible with support for Pixel Shader 2.0b (ATI Radeon X800 or higher / NVIDIA GeForce 7600 or higher / Intel HD Graphics 2000 or higher - *NOT* an Express graphics card).
    • Storage: 3 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c compatible
    Minimum:
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.8 or higher required
    • Processor: 3.0 GHz P4, Dual Core 2.0 (or higher) or AMD64X2 (or higher)
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: ATI Radeon 2400 or higher / NVIDIA 8600M or higher
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04
    • Processor: Dual core from Intel or AMD at 2.8 GHz
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: nVidia GeForce 8600/9600GT, ATI/AMD Radeon HD2600/3600 (Graphic Drivers: nVidia 310, AMD 12.11), OpenGL 2.1
    • Storage: 4 GB available space
    • Sound Card: OpenAL Compatible Sound Card
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Fyre
( 1.7 hrs on record )
Posted: 8 August
Watch the first trailer for 3 seconds. That is all.
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Mukuro
( 10.0 hrs on record )
Posted: 8 August
Just 2 more years and i can get another achivement, perfect motivator to wait to replay it.
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KapdenChrisby
( 6.4 hrs on record )
Posted: 8 August
I was so close. Multiple times I was so close to "beating" The Game. But I listened to my brother instead. I knew what I had to do, I knew what I wanted, but was I ever doing what I wanted? Was I playing a game? Or did the game play me? Where is my time now?

Really, good, game. It's fun, clever, and at first it feels like just fun, but then things get deep.
(BTW I have this much time because I spent about 2.5 of those hours doing other things around the house waiting for something to happen at different points of the game. Nothing happened.)
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The Stelage
( 1.3 hrs on record )
Posted: 8 August
I have to visit psychiatric hospital after playing this game. 10/10
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Aberrant
( 1.9 hrs on record )
Posted: 8 August
It's a somewhat short game, but with interesting narration (should i say somewhat interactive). Awesome bit of fun.
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BlackenedPies
( 1.3 hrs on record )
Posted: 8 August
The Stanley Parable is well made, interesting, and humorous. I would highly recommend you play the game, but not at the price point of $15 let alone $10. A more-or-less complete run of the game is two hours and after the first hour you've seen most of the options. After that it becomes repetitive as you perform slight variations to evoke a different ending

After your 2 hours there is no replay value. Don't get me wrong, it's a great game and I highly enjoy it, but buy on sale for $5 and not more. To be clear I don't think any 2 hour game is worth $15, at least none that I've played

On a side note it's not compatible with 4k resolution, but runs at 300 fps at 2715x1527 on gtx 970
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Baodrin
( 2.5 hrs on record )
Posted: 8 August
Pretty good, wouldn't pay full price for it tho
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Ace
( 6.3 hrs on record )
Posted: 7 August
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sethdbacon
( 5.3 hrs on record )
Posted: 7 August
i've officially played enough of the stanly parable to know that (aside from the existential terror of choice) there's nothing scary or frightening in the whole of the game, but im still scared of entering the meeting room.

10/10 would question both my mental state, and the perceived agency i exert over my own life, again.
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Foxy Di
( 0.9 hrs on record )
Posted: 7 August
I see how some people may like something like this, and I will say it's an interesting title, but it's not for me.
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5 of 5 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
2.7 hrs on record
Posted: 12 July
Witty, unusual and quietly discomfiting, The Stanley Parable, without exaggerating, is one of my favourate games of all time. I am not going to give much away in this revew as I bellive I would spoil it, and I dont think I would do it justice in my attempt to describe it. All I will say is that it is, at risk of sounding cliché, more of an 'experience' than a traditional game, it has a absolutely great sense of humor, frequently mocks the player, game design itself, and is one of the only games to this date that has truely astonished me
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6 of 7 people (86%) found this review helpful
Recommended
2.8 hrs on record
Posted: 12 July
The Stanley Parable is a game everyone must play.
It is brilliant in its simplicity and offers an incredibly enjoyable experience.
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4 of 5 people (80%) found this review helpful
Recommended
9.9 hrs on record
Posted: 16 July
Product received for free
If you play the free demo you'll know whether or not you like this game, so this review is pointless and futile, which is entirely appropriate as the game itself revolves around pointlessness and futility.

You know how some games have hidden "easter eggs" that you can find by doing unexpected things? Well this is what you do throughout the game. You have to constantly restart from the beginning (Stanley's office), take different routes around the building, push different buttons and interact with different items. By doing this you eventually reach various different "endings" to the game. When you think you've found them all you can check one of the Steam Guides to see if you've missed any. There are one or two that you're extremely unlikely to find on your own. There are also several hidden secrets that you may or may not discover on your travels.

Good games have nice graphics, good gameplay, cool music... but how many would you describe as having great narration? That's what this game is all about: listening to a very English narrator, dripping with sarcasm and deadpan wit, giving a running commentary on Stanley's (your) actions - or lack of. Like listening to Howard Stern, you'll keep playing just to find out what he's going to say next. Who knew that standing in a broom closet doing nothing could be so entertaining? The theme/philosophy of the humour is to gently poke fun at the way gamers chase objectives, thinking they have choices, but really it's all futile. Have a look at the ridiculous achievements and you'll see what I mean.

Minor Gripes

The graphics details are set to low resolution by default within an obscure advanced options menu. I only discovered this after I'd more or less completed the game. Dammit. They're pretty good anyway but I would have liked to play the whole game in high def. Come to think of it, maybe this was part of the game...

Sometimes the game restarts before you've had time to read all the interesting stuff on the whiteboard or whatnot.

Major Gripe

This game is too short, there's barely 3 hours of unique gameplay. The nature of the game means you'll replay parts of it multiple times, but like a good joke it inevitably wears thin.

Highlights

The Broom Closet and the '430' achievement. Hilarious! There is a beautiful acoustic guitar song hidden deep.

Conclusion

Like a fine wine, this is a game to be sipped and savoured because as exquisite as it is, there's not enough of it. Buy it on sale and you'll get good value for your money.

This review is part of the Steamified Community Review program. For similar reviews and fantastic giveaways please visit http://steamified.com.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
2.7 hrs on record
Posted: 21 July
Great game. Great ''story-ies'' . This narator just.... Messed up with your mind. Different ending. It's a masterpiece
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
2.8 hrs on record
Posted: 21 July
And then Stanley realised that he is on the best walking simulator of all time.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
3.1 hrs on record
Posted: 18 July
Brilliant in the most puzzling way.

I bought this game on sale this summer, and I kind of put it off until now. I can't believe I waited that long, because this is one of the most fun games I have ever played.
Although it can get a bit confusing, I find that is what makes it fun. If you get this game, though, I don't reccomend reading any guides until you've had your fill of tooling around. To me, at least, it makes the suprising game much more fun.


Pros
First off, the price! I think this should be worth much more.
The narrator has a personality, and will indeed say different things depending on what you do throughout the game.
There are SO many different endings, and I'm currently trying to get to them all. That being said, it is a time-well-spent undertaking since each one (most of them, at least) eludes to a bit more of the.. "Story"
The story isn't actually a set one.
The acheivements- take a look at them, real quick. The developers are genuises.
Each of the endings gives you something different.
Its freaking hilarious. That's the main thing.
The creativity behind it all. Play the game to understand.

Cons
As I said, it can get somewhat confusing, especially for gamers looking for a straightforeward story.
The story is pretty wavering. I still don't understand it fully.
You get NO instructions at the beginning of the game, even though the controls are basic WASD and the mouse.


At least 9/10, Please just give it a go.
I've never laughed this hard at a video game before.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: 2 August
You can disobey and break the game.
10/10
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
9.2 hrs on record
Posted: 9 July
Stanley then decided to review the game.
Typing out long and descriptive sentences.
This is what he wrote:

"Wow this game made me feel enthraled to have a computer at my job.
Pressing buttons before never provided me with such joy and ecstasy.
If only I could spend my life playing this I would.
But alas time is short so I'll keep it brief.

The game is one where the player presses some buttons.
You get feedback visually in response to your pressing of the buttons.
The only problem with this game is that there isn't a time machine included with it.
So one may play over and over again."

Stanley obviously oblivious to the fact that even if one were to create a functional time machine.
And use a time machine they wouldn't be able to live forever just travel through time.
Stanley then proceded to write the most elegant review of the game.

It was so well written and praised that Stanley's review was considered the most thorough review in all of history.
Stanley recived both rabbid fanbase which produced everlasting content that would expand this review into a full seven part series which each book growing at least half an inch thicker, and acolades such as best videogame reviewer of all time in the year XX17.
That when asked to produce another review Stanley said he could never top his previous work before the game inspired his to make such great work.
Stanley died on the tender year of 0 A.S. That is of course when in honnor of his work the gregorian calander was changed to include the late cannonized Stanley.

To this day Stanley hasn't be topped, the game went on to sell little over ten copies.
Mostly due to the creators after reading the review decided to pull the game for it couldn't match the beauty of Stanley's review.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
0.9 hrs on record
Posted: 21 July
It took 6 hours of smashing space button to protect a baby and advance. It was worth it
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
1.3 hrs on record
Posted: 8 August
The Stanley Parable is well made, interesting, and humorous. I would highly recommend you play the game, but not at the price point of $15 let alone $10. A more-or-less complete run of the game is two hours and after the first hour you've seen most of the options. After that it becomes repetitive as you perform slight variations to evoke a different ending

After your 2 hours there is no replay value. Don't get me wrong, it's a great game and I highly enjoy it, but buy on sale for $5 and not more. To be clear I don't think any 2 hour game is worth $15, at least none that I've played

On a side note it's not compatible with 4k resolution, but runs at 300 fps at 2715x1527 on gtx 970
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