A tree killed his granny and now he is out for revenge. Meet Jack Lumber, the supernatural lumberjack who hates trees, loves animals, and hates trees. Did we say that twice? The guy really hates trees, and boy does he have an axe to grind.
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Jack Lumber chops prices as part of Indie Piñata

Jack Lumber is part of a small, hand-curated group of games who have teamed up to cross-promote one another on Steam.

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Рецензії

"…what are yew waiting for? Branch out, and give this charming puzzle game a try. Yule won't be sorry."
8.5/10 – Destructoid


“Verdict: Trees suck”
Internet Freaks


"…the game is solid at it’s core. Well built and full of cute animals. What more could you ask for?"
8.75/10 – Subpar Gamers


"The best thing about Jack Lumber is the story under the plaid and flying splinters of wood. Chopping down the forest to see it is great fun."
10/10 – Leviathyn


"You chop logs, and try not to chop beavers. Sometimes, there’s maple syrup."
Penny Arcade


Про цю гру

A tree killed his granny and now he is out for revenge. Meet Jack Lumber, the supernatural lumberjack who hates trees, loves animals, and hates trees. Did we say that twice? The guy really hates trees, and boy does he have an axe to grind.

Use the supernatural powers of Jack Lumber to massacre the forest in this time-warping, line-drawing, log-slicing, pun-filled lumberjacking mashup! Bust out your flannel to muster the strength and burlyness to solve the skill and logic puzzles (flannel not actually required).

Fight the forest and make Granny proud! Eff trees!

Key Features

  • Chug the blood of your foes; drink Granny's magical syrups to enhance your log-chopping powers.
  • Stack beards like you'd stack a pile of flapjacks; more beards add more challenge!
  • Poke at the adorable forest animals living in your cabin after you’ve destroyed their forest homes.
  • Unlock Infinitree Mode; chop till you drop!
  • Pining for puns? Yule love the quirky humor and piles of puns packed into Jack Lumber (alliteration is a bonus!)
  • Unlockable missions, player driven challenges, and inventive syrup power-up combos make replaying this game a real tree-t.

Вимоги до системи

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Mac OS
Linux

    Minimum:

    • OS:Windows XP SP2 or later
    • Processor:1 GHz CPU
    • Memory:512 MB RAM
    • Graphics:Video card with 64mb of memory
    • Hard Drive:400 MB HD space
    • Sound:DirectX 9.0c-compliant sound card
    • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection

    Minimum:

    • OS:OS X version Leopard 10.5.8, Snow Leopard 10.6.3, or later.
    • Processor:Intel Mac
    • Memory:512 MB RAM
    • Graphics:Video card with 64mb of memory
    • Hard Drive:400 MB HD space
    • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection

    Minimum:

    • OS:Ubuntu 12.04
    • Processor:1GHz CPU
    • Memory:512 MB RAM
    • Graphics:Video card with 64mb of memory
    • Hard Drive:400 MB HD space
    • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
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16 з 20 людей (80%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
1.7 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 4 жовтня
Regrettably, I have to NOT recommend this game with one exception - those who have laptops with a touchscreen will likely have a better time with this Fruit Ninja clone than those who have to use a mouse.

Being a Fruit Ninja clone, quick, precise swipes are necessary, and in the more difficult levels a mouse simply will not do. This leads to very frustrating misses and lower-than-expected scores. I can play this to a much better degree on my laptop's touchscreen, but those are relatively new and not many people have them yet.

The game itself is very cute with a cutout-style art design and some of the levels are very challenging. I don't care if this is an iOS/Android port, and I really wish that people would stop complaining about that like it's a bad thing. (The game as I write this is only $5, for crying out loud!) But unfortunately this is one game where it is better experienced on a touchscreen device.
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15 з 26 людей (58%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
0.1 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 23 жовтня
"The best thing about Jack Lumber is the story under the plaid and flying splinters of wood. Chopping down the forest to see it is great fun."
10/10 – Leviathyn

Are you serious? 10/10? PERFECT GAME, ZERO FLAWS? I'm sorry but this is definitly anything but. It hardly scratches the surface of a remotley ok game. Story? what story? In this kind of terrible, poorly executed flash rip off, indie piece of garbage, a story is hardly even needed. Sure, you can attempt to make the game world more immersive, but with a story like this why are you even trying in the game development industry?

"…what are yew waiting for? Branch out, and give this charming puzzle game a try. Yule won't be sorry."
8.5/10 – Destructoid

Puzzle game? What are you smoking Destructoid? How in gods name is this a bloody puzzle game? If there's anything puzzling about this game, it's that anyone would actullay consider spending £3.99, almost four of her majesty's British pounds, on a pitiful attempt at a re-skin of a FREE android app.

"…the game is solid at it’s core. Well built and full of cute animals. What more could you ask for?"
8.75/10 – Subpar Gamers

You've got me right there Subpar Gamers... what could be better than those cute animals? Wait a sec... what is that... Is that a- Is that a beaver? UUUUGGGHHH.. Seriously the animals in this game are ugly as sin, I have seen more well designed animals on DeviantArt, and they're usually doin' the nasty.

Overall, I was feeling nice and donated to the Humble Bundle and figured I might as well donate enough to get every game. Boy do I wish I could have not. My only consolation is that I gave every penny of my £4.96 ($8) to charity, and nothing to help fund these D-grade Indie Dev losers.

0/10 Uninstalled within 3 minutes, had to redownload to meet the 5 minute requirement to post this review. Would not recommend.
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2 з 2 людей (100%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
1.2 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 30 жовтня
"Good 8/8"- IGN
Banters play this game to earn some kush from mother nature....
And specially i love to quickscope animals in this game... Plus there is a lot of illuminati symbolism in this game
I recommend it to every xXx_MLG_WoodDanker_xXx
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3 з 4 людей (75%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
1.6 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 28 жовтня
This is Fruit Ninja in a slightly different skin. The challenge in this game is generated from players needing to swipe in a specfic direction. This is a small gimmic and one which does no favour to its entertainment value.

There is nothing noteworthy in this game. It was made with tablets in mind which adds in a nice variety of poor collision detection. The best that might be said is that it could entertain a 10 year old.

I would not suggest people spend money on this.

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1 з 1 людей (100%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
1.2 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 29 жовтня
This port is so bad it still has iOS icons.
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1 з 1 людей (100%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
0.2 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 29 жовтня
I played this on a Surface Pro, which is a tablet computer.
It is really mediocre, and having a stylus feels like cheating, even though this is just your generic "fruit ninja" clone.
You can get a much better "fruit ninja" like game on your phone for much less than the €5 being asked for this game.
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1 з 2 людей (50%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
0.1 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 28 жовтня
Easily one of the worst games I've ever played, and a terrible waste of bandwidth spent downloading it. The only reason I got this is because it came with a Humble Bundle. This is Fruit Ninja with wooden logs. Why the HELL would I play a tablet game on my PC? The developers should be ashamed of themselves for releasing this trash.
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3 з 6 людей (50%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
4.8 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 27 жовтня
Like Fruit Ninja but with a mouse and bad. Don't even get this crap on sale.
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4 з 11 людей (36%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
0.1 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 26 жовтня
I like fruit ninja... I give it danoutadan. :3

Wait till it's in a humble bundle if you want it.
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1 з 5 людей (20%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
1.5 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 26 жовтня
There are casual games for casual gamers and then there are casual games for core gamers who want to play a casual game.

Of these two types of games Jack Lumber is definitly the latter. With witty characters and gameplay that stays challenging there is no reason to not pick up this exciting game.
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1 з 7 людей (14%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
1.3 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 23 жовтня
For a fruit ninja clone, it's actually quite fun. 6.5/10
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0 з 8 людей (0%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
8.1 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 4 жовтня
Fun time waster.
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2.1 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 29 жовтня
A fun fruit ninja clone that is sadly crippled by mouse controls being poor. If you have a touch screen, I'd recommend it.
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0.1 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 29 жовтня
Play it on your tablet. It's entertaining on a tablet. Not so much with a mouse.
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0.1 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 30 жовтня
Draw lines through objects in a specified orientation (along the wood grain) and avoid some objects (animals) within a time limit.
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7 з 7 людей (100%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
0.1 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 15 липня
Ever wondered what it would be like to play Fruit Ninja with a mouse, with a neat time slowing mechanic? Well, look no further than Jack Lumber.

Honestly, just another game which is better suited to mobile devices. Not my cup of tea.
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25 з 43 людей (58%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
0.1 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 7 травня
I wood give this a full review, but let me just chop the time in half by not branching out into unwanted verbiage and saying it is, seedless to say, just a fruit ninja clone with a silly story and not much depth behind the trunk. Despite not there being much to root for, I will leaf a score of tree out of five (3/5).

Birch please!
Acorny time.
RelAXE, everything will be just pine.
I planted this review just for you.
I'd think of more, but I am stumped.
:)
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5 з 6 людей (83%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
1.4 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 7 травня
Like an old flash game that you would never want to revisit.
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11 з 20 людей (55%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
0.1 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 7 липня
This game is an ios game looking for cash on steam. It makes no sense with a cursor. Don't even bother.
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4 з 9 людей (44%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
4.3 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 29 травня
Time Played: 4 Hours
100% Achievements

Jack Lumber feels more at home on a touchscreen tablet or phone, but still feels good on pc. Decent fun.

Pros:
Fruit Ninja with logs
Powerups provide interesting gameplay

Cons:
Somewhat short
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