A tree killed his granny and now he is out for revenge. Meet Jack Lumber, the supernatural lumberjack who hates trees, loves animals, and hates trees. Did we say that twice? The guy really hates trees, and boy does he have an axe to grind.
Дата виходу: 30 квітня 2013
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Рецензії

"…what are yew waiting for? Branch out, and give this charming puzzle game a try. Yule won't be sorry."
8.5/10 – Destructoid


“Verdict: Trees suck”
Internet Freaks


"…the game is solid at it’s core. Well built and full of cute animals. What more could you ask for?"
8.75/10 – Subpar Gamers


"The best thing about Jack Lumber is the story under the plaid and flying splinters of wood. Chopping down the forest to see it is great fun."
10/10 – Leviathyn


"You chop logs, and try not to chop beavers. Sometimes, there’s maple syrup."
Penny Arcade


Про гру

A tree killed his granny and now he is out for revenge. Meet Jack Lumber, the supernatural lumberjack who hates trees, loves animals, and hates trees. Did we say that twice? The guy really hates trees, and boy does he have an axe to grind.

Use the supernatural powers of Jack Lumber to massacre the forest in this time-warping, line-drawing, log-slicing, pun-filled lumberjacking mashup! Bust out your flannel to muster the strength and burlyness to solve the skill and logic puzzles (flannel not actually required).

Fight the forest and make Granny proud! Eff trees!

Key Features

  • Chug the blood of your foes; drink Granny's magical syrups to enhance your log-chopping powers.
  • Stack beards like you'd stack a pile of flapjacks; more beards add more challenge!
  • Poke at the adorable forest animals living in your cabin after you’ve destroyed their forest homes.
  • Unlock Infinitree Mode; chop till you drop!
  • Pining for puns? Yule love the quirky humor and piles of puns packed into Jack Lumber (alliteration is a bonus!)
  • Unlockable missions, player driven challenges, and inventive syrup power-up combos make replaying this game a real tree-t.

Вимоги до системи (Windows)

    Minimum:

    • OS:Windows XP SP2 or later
    • Processor:1 GHz CPU
    • Memory:512 MB RAM
    • Graphics:Video card with 64mb of memory
    • Hard Drive:400 MB HD space
    • Sound:DirectX 9.0c-compliant sound card
    • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection

Вимоги до системи (Mac OS)

    Minimum:

    • OS:OS X version Leopard 10.5.8, Snow Leopard 10.6.3, or later.
    • Processor:Intel Mac
    • Memory:512 MB RAM
    • Graphics:Video card with 64mb of memory
    • Hard Drive:400 MB HD space
    • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection

Вимоги до системи (Linux)

    Minimum:

    • OS:Ubuntu 12.04
    • Processor:1GHz CPU
    • Memory:512 MB RAM
    • Graphics:Video card with 64mb of memory
    • Hard Drive:400 MB HD space
    • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
Корисні рецензії покупців
17 з 22 людей (77%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
Продуктів на акаунті: 643 шт.
Рецензій: 18 шт.
10.5 год. зареєстровано
Likely best on a touchscreen but fine with mouse or touchpad. Filled with puns and quirky humour. Easy to pick up but difficult to master, which can get frustrating.
Додано: 6 грудня 2013
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19 з 26 людей (73%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
Продуктів на акаунті: 445 шт.
Рецензій: 6 шт.
9.5 год. зареєстровано
This game deserved to be 15 levels shorter given the shallow depth of the game concept put forward. The scoring system is almost always irrelevant, and is only rolled out in some of the later levels to stymie what should have been me bulldozing through the repetitive gameplay. If you are someone's mother looking to submerge yourself in a throwaway tablet game PC port, then Jack Lumber is your man.
Додано: 22 січня 2014
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15 з 21 людей (71%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
Продуктів на акаунті: 358 шт.
Рецензій: 17 шт.
2.1 год. зареєстровано
Game is alot of fun, simply put. It's easy to start but hard to master as it advances. Also a good way to build mouse dexterity.
Додано: 6 січня 2014
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16 з 23 людей (70%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
Продуктів на акаунті: 198 шт.
Рецензій: 40 шт.
4.2 год. зареєстровано
Fruit Ninja but logs.
Додано: 15 січня 2014
Чи була ця рецензія слушною? Так Ні
22 з 37 людей (59%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
Продуктів на акаунті: 42 шт.
Рецензій: 3 шт.
0.1 год. зареєстровано
This game just wasn't developed for computers. It's meant to be played on iOS or Android device. It's like fruit ninja in slow motion. If you can get this for less than 2$, then sure, buy it. It's definietly now worth 6$ on computer.
Додано: 21 грудня 2013
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