A tree killed his granny and now he is out for revenge. Meet Jack Lumber, the supernatural lumberjack who hates trees, loves animals, and hates trees. Did we say that twice? The guy really hates trees, and boy does he have an axe to grind.
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Jack Lumber chops prices as part of Indie Piñata

17 липня

Jack Lumber is part of a small, hand-curated group of games who have teamed up to cross-promote one another on Steam.

When you're not chopping trees, chop down a piñata with a wooden bat! Indie Piñata

It's an event that lasts for 10 days, starting today, and during that time everybody who owns at least one title from the collection of games can get any of the other games for a discounted price:



Visit Indie Piñata website for more details.

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Рецензії

"…what are yew waiting for? Branch out, and give this charming puzzle game a try. Yule won't be sorry."
8.5/10 – Destructoid


“Verdict: Trees suck”
Internet Freaks


"…the game is solid at it’s core. Well built and full of cute animals. What more could you ask for?"
8.75/10 – Subpar Gamers


"The best thing about Jack Lumber is the story under the plaid and flying splinters of wood. Chopping down the forest to see it is great fun."
10/10 – Leviathyn


"You chop logs, and try not to chop beavers. Sometimes, there’s maple syrup."
Penny Arcade


Про гру

A tree killed his granny and now he is out for revenge. Meet Jack Lumber, the supernatural lumberjack who hates trees, loves animals, and hates trees. Did we say that twice? The guy really hates trees, and boy does he have an axe to grind.

Use the supernatural powers of Jack Lumber to massacre the forest in this time-warping, line-drawing, log-slicing, pun-filled lumberjacking mashup! Bust out your flannel to muster the strength and burlyness to solve the skill and logic puzzles (flannel not actually required).

Fight the forest and make Granny proud! Eff trees!

Key Features

  • Chug the blood of your foes; drink Granny's magical syrups to enhance your log-chopping powers.
  • Stack beards like you'd stack a pile of flapjacks; more beards add more challenge!
  • Poke at the adorable forest animals living in your cabin after you’ve destroyed their forest homes.
  • Unlock Infinitree Mode; chop till you drop!
  • Pining for puns? Yule love the quirky humor and piles of puns packed into Jack Lumber (alliteration is a bonus!)
  • Unlockable missions, player driven challenges, and inventive syrup power-up combos make replaying this game a real tree-t.

Вимоги до системи (Windows)

    Minimum:

    • OS:Windows XP SP2 or later
    • Processor:1 GHz CPU
    • Memory:512 MB RAM
    • Graphics:Video card with 64mb of memory
    • Hard Drive:400 MB HD space
    • Sound:DirectX 9.0c-compliant sound card
    • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection

Вимоги до системи (Mac OS)

    Minimum:

    • OS:OS X version Leopard 10.5.8, Snow Leopard 10.6.3, or later.
    • Processor:Intel Mac
    • Memory:512 MB RAM
    • Graphics:Video card with 64mb of memory
    • Hard Drive:400 MB HD space
    • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection

Вимоги до системи (Linux)

    Minimum:

    • OS:Ubuntu 12.04
    • Processor:1GHz CPU
    • Memory:512 MB RAM
    • Graphics:Video card with 64mb of memory
    • Hard Drive:400 MB HD space
    • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
Корисні рецензії покупців
1 з 5 людей (20%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
Продуктів на акаунті: 127 шт.
Рецензій: 9 шт.
0.1 год. зареєстровано
Great physics.
Fun gameplay.
Challenging puzzles.
Replay value.
Inspirational story.
Crazy plot twists.
Deep RPG elements.
Wood.
10/10 Rubber Chickens.
Додано: 12 квітня
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1 з 5 людей (20%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
Продуктів на акаунті: 236 шт.
Рецензій: 8 шт.
0.1 год. зареєстровано
This game is an ios game looking for cash on steam. It makes no sense with a cursor. Don't even bother.
Додано: 7 липня
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0 з 3 людей (0%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
Продуктів на акаунті: 191 шт.
Рецензій: 9 шт.
0.8 год. зареєстровано
Lumber Ninja!
Додано: 13 травня
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0 з 3 людей (0%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
Продуктів на акаунті: 1,074 шт.
Рецензій: 277 шт.
0.1 год. зареєстровано
no
Додано: 12 квітня
Чи була ця рецензія слушною? Так Ні
4 з 12 людей (33%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
Продуктів на акаунті: 551 шт.
Рецензій: 156 шт.
0.5 год. зареєстровано
play a serial killer living in the woods and stuff a bunch of dead animals and pretend they are your love interest and mom
Додано: 2 квітня
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45 з 53 людей (85%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
Продуктів на акаунті: 2,125 шт.
Рецензій: 812 шт.
0.6 год. зареєстровано
A game like Jack Lumber was meant to be played on portable phones. Its gameplay is so shallow and its price so steep that I just can't recommend this to anyone, even if it is fun for sessions of 10 minutes.

The graphics are clearly upscaled which results in the game occasionally having blurry graphics and the sounds are actually pathetic.

The gameplay is all about cutting up trees, or pieces of lumber actually. You have to cut them up in a certain way and as fast as possible to gain enough points. At the end of a level is an animal that can be rescued by not cutting it up. Succesfully doing this will have the animal appear in your cabin. Unfortunately, it gives you no rewards and they're absolutely pointless.

Play it on your iPhone and you'll have some fun, but playing this on your PC is a waste of money.

[Rating: 60/100]
Додано: 15 серпня 2013 р.
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