A tree killed his granny and now he is out for revenge. Meet Jack Lumber, the supernatural lumberjack who hates trees, loves animals, and hates trees. Did we say that twice? The guy really hates trees, and boy does he have an axe to grind.
User reviews: Mostly Positive (186 reviews)
Data lansării: 30 apr., 2013

Sign in to add this game to your wishlist or mark as not interested

Cumpără Jack Lumber

 

Recommended By Curators

"Showed at PAX East 2012."

Actualizări recente Afișează tot - (1)

17 iulie

Jack Lumber chops prices as part of Indie Piñata

Jack Lumber is part of a small, hand-curated group of games who have teamed up to cross-promote one another on Steam.

When you're not chopping trees, chop down a piñata with a wooden bat! Indie Piñata

It's an event that lasts for 10 days, starting today, and during that time everybody who owns at least one title from the collection of games can get any of the other games for a discounted price:



Visit Indie Piñata website for more details.

0 comentarii Află mai multe

Ce spun criticii

"…what are yew waiting for? Branch out, and give this charming puzzle game a try. Yule won't be sorry."
8.5/10 – Destructoid


“Verdict: Trees suck”
Internet Freaks


"…the game is solid at it’s core. Well built and full of cute animals. What more could you ask for?"
8.75/10 – Subpar Gamers


"The best thing about Jack Lumber is the story under the plaid and flying splinters of wood. Chopping down the forest to see it is great fun."
10/10 – Leviathyn


"You chop logs, and try not to chop beavers. Sometimes, there’s maple syrup."
Penny Arcade


About This Game

A tree killed his granny and now he is out for revenge. Meet Jack Lumber, the supernatural lumberjack who hates trees, loves animals, and hates trees. Did we say that twice? The guy really hates trees, and boy does he have an axe to grind.

Use the supernatural powers of Jack Lumber to massacre the forest in this time-warping, line-drawing, log-slicing, pun-filled lumberjacking mashup! Bust out your flannel to muster the strength and burlyness to solve the skill and logic puzzles (flannel not actually required).

Fight the forest and make Granny proud! Eff trees!

Key Features

  • Chug the blood of your foes; drink Granny's magical syrups to enhance your log-chopping powers.
  • Stack beards like you'd stack a pile of flapjacks; more beards add more challenge!
  • Poke at the adorable forest animals living in your cabin after you’ve destroyed their forest homes.
  • Unlock Infinitree Mode; chop till you drop!
  • Pining for puns? Yule love the quirky humor and piles of puns packed into Jack Lumber (alliteration is a bonus!)
  • Unlockable missions, player driven challenges, and inventive syrup power-up combos make replaying this game a real tree-t.

Cerinţe de sistem

PC
Mac
Linux

    Minimum:

    • OS:Windows XP SP2 or later
    • Processor:1 GHz CPU
    • Memory:512 MB RAM
    • Graphics:Video card with 64mb of memory
    • Hard Drive:400 MB HD space
    • Sound:DirectX 9.0c-compliant sound card
    • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection

    Minimum:

    • OS:OS X version Leopard 10.5.8, Snow Leopard 10.6.3, or later.
    • Processor:Intel Mac
    • Memory:512 MB RAM
    • Graphics:Video card with 64mb of memory
    • Hard Drive:400 MB HD space
    • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection

    Minimum:

    • OS:Ubuntu 12.04
    • Processor:1GHz CPU
    • Memory:512 MB RAM
    • Graphics:Video card with 64mb of memory
    • Hard Drive:400 MB HD space
    • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
Recenzii utile ale clienților
6 din 15 oameni (40%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
0.1 ore înregistrate
I wood give this a full review, but let me just chop the time in half by not branching out into unwanted verbiage and saying it is, seedless to say, just a fruit ninja clone with a silly story and not much depth behind the trunk. Despite not there being much to root for, I will leaf a score of tree out of five (3/5).

Birch please!
Acorny time.
RelAXE, everything will be just pine.
I planted this review just for you.
I'd think of more, but I am stumped.
:)
Postat: 7 mai
A fost această recenzie folositoare? Da Nu
2 din 8 oameni (25%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
0.1 ore înregistrate
This game is an ios game looking for cash on steam. It makes no sense with a cursor. Don't even bother.
Postat: 7 iulie
A fost această recenzie folositoare? Da Nu
5 din 15 oameni (33%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
0.5 ore înregistrate
play a serial killer living in the woods and stuff a bunch of dead animals and pretend they are your love interest and mom
Postat: 2 aprilie
A fost această recenzie folositoare? Da Nu
1 din 7 oameni (14%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
0.1 ore înregistrate
Great physics.
Fun gameplay.
Challenging puzzles.
Replay value.
Inspirational story.
Crazy plot twists.
Deep RPG elements.
Wood.
10/10 Rubber Chickens.
Postat: 12 aprilie
A fost această recenzie folositoare? Da Nu
1 din 7 oameni (14%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
0.8 ore înregistrate
Lumber Ninja!
Postat: 13 mai
A fost această recenzie folositoare? Da Nu
6 din 8 oameni (75%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
0.1 ore înregistrate
Gică Lemnaru
Tai lemne ♥♥ toporu, pac pac, un adevărat test de forță virtuală.

Ți-a murit pula? Descarcă-te pe niște lemne
Ești plictisit? Descarcă-te pe niște lemne
Ți-au furat țâganii bicicleta? Descarcă-te pe niște lemne
Vrei să arăți la toate pițipoancele ce forță ai în brand? Taie niște lemne
Ești din vaslui și ți-a înghețat iarna căcatu-n cur că n-ai calorifer/acoperiș ? Taie niște lemne de foc!

GOTY - În fiecare an
Postat: 22 februarie
A fost această recenzie folositoare? Da Nu