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A tree killed his granny and now he is out for revenge. Meet Jack Lumber, the supernatural lumberjack who hates trees, loves animals, and hates trees. Did we say that twice? The guy really hates trees, and boy does he have an axe to grind.
Data lansării: 30 Apr 2013
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Cumpără Jack Lumber

Ce spun criticii

"…what are yew waiting for? Branch out, and give this charming puzzle game a try. Yule won't be sorry."
8.5/10 – Destructoid


“Verdict: Trees suck”
Internet Freaks


"…the game is solid at it’s core. Well built and full of cute animals. What more could you ask for?"
8.75/10 – Subpar Gamers


"The best thing about Jack Lumber is the story under the plaid and flying splinters of wood. Chopping down the forest to see it is great fun."
10/10 – Leviathyn


"You chop logs, and try not to chop beavers. Sometimes, there’s maple syrup."
Penny Arcade


Despre joc

A tree killed his granny and now he is out for revenge. Meet Jack Lumber, the supernatural lumberjack who hates trees, loves animals, and hates trees. Did we say that twice? The guy really hates trees, and boy does he have an axe to grind.

Use the supernatural powers of Jack Lumber to massacre the forest in this time-warping, line-drawing, log-slicing, pun-filled lumberjacking mashup! Bust out your flannel to muster the strength and burlyness to solve the skill and logic puzzles (flannel not actually required).

Fight the forest and make Granny proud! Eff trees!

Key Features

  • Chug the blood of your foes; drink Granny's magical syrups to enhance your log-chopping powers.
  • Stack beards like you'd stack a pile of flapjacks; more beards add more challenge!
  • Poke at the adorable forest animals living in your cabin after you’ve destroyed their forest homes.
  • Unlock Infinitree Mode; chop till you drop!
  • Pining for puns? Yule love the quirky humor and piles of puns packed into Jack Lumber (alliteration is a bonus!)
  • Unlockable missions, player driven challenges, and inventive syrup power-up combos make replaying this game a real tree-t.

Cerinţe de sistem (PC)

    Minimum:

    • OS:Windows XP SP2 or later
    • Processor:1 GHz CPU
    • Memory:512 MB RAM
    • Graphics:Video card with 64mb of memory
    • Hard Drive:400 MB HD space
    • Sound:DirectX 9.0c-compliant sound card
    • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection

Cerinţe de sistem (MAC)

    Minimum:

    • OS:OS X version Leopard 10.5.8, Snow Leopard 10.6.3, or later.
    • Processor:Intel Mac
    • Memory:512 MB RAM
    • Graphics:Video card with 64mb of memory
    • Hard Drive:400 MB HD space
    • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection

Cerințe de sistem Linux

    Minimum:

    • OS:Ubuntu 12.04
    • Processor:1GHz CPU
    • Memory:512 MB RAM
    • Graphics:Video card with 64mb of memory
    • Hard Drive:400 MB HD space
    • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
Recenzii utile ale clienților
5 din 7 oameni (71%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
775 produse pe cont
55 recenzii
0.1 ore înregistrate
Gică Lemnaru
Tai lemne ♥♥ toporu, pac pac, un adevărat test de forță virtuală.

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GOTY - În fiecare an
Postat: 22 februarie 2014
A fost această recenzie folositoare? Da Nu
20 din 29 oameni (69%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
237 produse pe cont
45 recenzii
4.2 ore înregistrate
Fruit Ninja but logs.
Postat: 15 ianuarie 2014
A fost această recenzie folositoare? Da Nu
22 din 33 oameni (67%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
468 produse pe cont
6 recenzii
9.5 ore înregistrate
This game deserved to be 15 levels shorter given the shallow depth of the game concept put forward. The scoring system is almost always irrelevant, and is only rolled out in some of the later levels to stymie what should have been me bulldozing through the repetitive gameplay. If you are someone's mother looking to submerge yourself in a throwaway tablet game PC port, then Jack Lumber is your man.
Postat: 22 ianuarie 2014
A fost această recenzie folositoare? Da Nu
3 din 3 oameni (100%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
232 produse pe cont
13 recenzii
2.9 ore înregistrate
I'm actually amazed at this game. It looks pretty lame on the screenshots on this game's store page. I got it for free so I didn't complain, but when I started playing it, I felt kinda sorry I didn't buy it before. It's like Fruit Ninja, but it's for PC and you have to chop logs. Fun game, try it.
Postat: 12 ianuarie 2014
A fost această recenzie folositoare? Da Nu
2 din 2 oameni (100%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
26 produse pe cont
10 recenzii
0.2 ore înregistrate
This is a cute game but would be better as either a mobile game or Facebook game than a Steam game. Using a mouse to slice through wood is fun for about a minute. I can't in good conscience recommend this game to anyone.
Postat: 26 februarie 2014
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