A tree killed his granny and now he is out for revenge. Meet Jack Lumber, the supernatural lumberjack who hates trees, loves animals, and hates trees. Did we say that twice? The guy really hates trees, and boy does he have an axe to grind.
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Data wydania: 30 Kwi, 2013

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Kup Jack Lumber

 

Recenzje

"…what are yew waiting for? Branch out, and give this charming puzzle game a try. Yule won't be sorry."
8.5/10 – Destructoid

“Verdict: Trees suck”
Internet Freaks

"…the game is solid at it’s core. Well built and full of cute animals. What more could you ask for?"
8.75/10 – Subpar Gamers

"The best thing about Jack Lumber is the story under the plaid and flying splinters of wood. Chopping down the forest to see it is great fun."
10/10 – Leviathyn

"You chop logs, and try not to chop beavers. Sometimes, there’s maple syrup."
Penny Arcade

O tej grze

A tree killed his granny and now he is out for revenge. Meet Jack Lumber, the supernatural lumberjack who hates trees, loves animals, and hates trees. Did we say that twice? The guy really hates trees, and boy does he have an axe to grind.


Use the supernatural powers of Jack Lumber to massacre the forest in this time-warping, line-drawing, log-slicing, pun-filled lumberjacking mashup! Bust out your flannel to muster the strength and burlyness to solve the skill and logic puzzles (flannel not actually required).


Fight the forest and make Granny proud! Eff trees!

Key Features

  • Chug the blood of your foes; drink Granny's magical syrups to enhance your log-chopping powers.
  • Stack beards like you'd stack a pile of flapjacks; more beards add more challenge!
  • Poke at the adorable forest animals living in your cabin after you’ve destroyed their forest homes.
  • Unlock Infinitree Mode; chop till you drop!
  • Pining for puns? Yule love the quirky humor and piles of puns packed into Jack Lumber (alliteration is a bonus!)
  • Unlockable missions, player driven challenges, and inventive syrup power-up combos make replaying this game a real tree-t.

Wymagania systemowe

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS:Windows XP SP2 or later
    • Processor:1 GHz CPU
    • Memory:512 MB RAM
    • Graphics:Video card with 64mb of memory
    • Hard Drive:400 MB HD space
    • Sound:DirectX 9.0c-compliant sound card
    • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
    Minimum:
    • OS:OS X version Leopard 10.5.8, Snow Leopard 10.6.3, or later.
    • Processor:Intel Mac
    • Memory:512 MB RAM
    • Graphics:Video card with 64mb of memory
    • Hard Drive:400 MB HD space
    • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
    Minimum:
    • OS:Ubuntu 12.04
    • Processor:1GHz CPU
    • Memory:512 MB RAM
    • Graphics:Video card with 64mb of memory
    • Hard Drive:400 MB HD space
    • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
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Pinky ☆
( 13.8 godz. łącznie )
Zamieszczono: 27 maja
♥ Silly story.

I found it amusing, the story of the passing of his granny and need to be the best lumberjack, without finding it vulgar or overdone. It's silly, it's fun, and it ended up drawing me in! A very well done story, I appreciate the fact that it seems like it was crafted with care.

♥ Adorable graphics.

I love being able to decorate my cabin, click the animals, and dress up Jack. The game is really cute without being filled with neon colors or over the top designs. I think it fits with the game well!

♥ It's a fun way to waste time.

I'll frequently turn to play Jack Lumber when I'm waiting for a friend to arrive or when I want to play something for a little bit without getting too involved in a mission/level.

✘ I wish the in-game prices were cheaper.

I found the beards and hats a bit expensive...especially when you calculate how much lumber you would need to earn each round. It's still cheaper than Team Fortress 2 though! x)

✘ I wish they would expand the story.

I really enjoyed getting the letters from grandma, the secret admirer, etc. along with watching the cutscenes and following along the story. They did a wonderful job - it left me hungry for more! If they came out with a DLC, I'd get it.

✘ If you want to play Jack Lumber casually, be aware that each level progresses in difficulty. To get to the end of the game it can get quite hard, though personally I think it adds to the fun!

Overall if you are looking for a game to pass cloudy days and slow passing mornings with, Jack Lumber is perfect for you.
Przydatne? Tak Nie Zabawna
Aquila
( 8.8 godz. łącznie )
Zamieszczono: 19 maja
Decent game, especially for kids. A lot of people who give negative reviews are forgetting that there are a lot of laptops with touch screens, and there are computer monitors with touch screens as well.

It plays fine with a mouse but it's more enjoyable with a touch screen obviously.
Przydatne? Tak Nie Zabawna
Ingenium
( 0.1 godz. łącznie )
Zamieszczono: 9 kwietnia
Purchased as part of a bundle at some point in the distant past, excellent graphics and music, originally played on tablet/phone. #PLAID

Plays A LOT like fruit ninja.
Przydatne? Tak Nie Zabawna
Netski
( 1.8 godz. łącznie )
Zamieszczono: 11 marca
Jack Lumber is a fun game, but I recommend it more on portable devices, such as phones or tablets.

+ Style
+ Gameplay
+ Beaver

- More fun on portable devices
Przydatne? Tak Nie Zabawna
OctoberFox
( 1.1 godz. łącznie )
Zamieszczono: 27 lutego
I was a big fan of Fruit Ninja when it came out; it was actually one of the very first game apps I'd ever had on Android. It was a fun little puck up and play game with little structure, fair challenge, and a nifty idea. Jack Lumber takes a lot of these ideas and builds upon them with structure reminiscent of other mobile games; a game board, star ratings based on scoring per level, trial and error level design, collectibles that are more than cosmetic, and a smattering of humor that may or may not get a chuckle depending on how generous an audience you are.

Unlike the aforementioned Fruit Ninja, Jack Lumber scores better for players that used some added skill and foresight when playing, which again comes to a lot of memorization as well as trial and error. Instead of simply swiping, or in this case mousing, willy-nilly, logs float, fly twirl, fall, and otherwise come into view from any direction in clusters and must be cut from end to end rather than simply any which way you will. To do this you press down on the mouse button as the logs enter your view and they are reduced to slow motion for a set amount of time indicated by a moving bar at the top of the screen. When the bar reaches zero or you released the mouse button your time to slice that group of blocks is done and a little trail showing where you moved your mouse will appear. The logs you managed to chop are blown apart with corny sounds and visuals akin to the old Batman TV series; POW! SLICE! PLAID!

Power ups make play easier in some cases, for example if you miss a block or group of blocks you can get a second try before moving on to the next cluster.

The graphics are a strange combination of cartoon and style that might work with a better palette. As they are in this game, things had a decidedly pink and orange hue that looked more washed out and drab than stylized. The sounds are also okay, with karate style “HOO!” and “HYA!”, and cutesy high-pitched voice 'noises' for the animals you collect throughout the game.

The biggest issue with this game are the controls. For a game that really doesn't demand much, the least they could have done was sharpen the mouse a bit. As it was, for my time playing it, the mouse felt imprecise and this was frustrating. I could see the trail I'd left behind to slice logs but they would inexplicably show that I missed, and the log would fall away while the timer continued. I realize there are other axes to collect and use, but if this is a feature requiring a better ax to improve upon then it's a terrible feature as it frustrated me to no end. If this is not a feature but a design flaw then it's no less frustrating because, once again, this game's controls are so simple that I'd think honing them would have been the least they could have done.

I can see how this might have been fun on a mobile device or a tablet, but on the PC it's mediocre at its best.


Pros:
  • Slicing can be challenging
  • Collectibles and power ups add strategy and customization for players
  • Humor?

Cons:
  • Frustrating controls
  • Kind of ugly
  • Too much trial and error
  • Humor...
Przydatne? Tak Nie Zabawna
kubananonPL
( 1.9 godz. łącznie )
Zamieszczono: 15 lutego
nawet dobre ale na tabletach gdzie się najlepiej się nadaje ale jednak nie
Przydatne? Tak Nie Zabawna
Trickyni♥
( 1.1 godz. łącznie )
Zamieszczono: 4 lutego
It's a game for your phone that you can play on your computy box.
Przydatne? Tak Nie Zabawna
Ini
( 0.2 godz. łącznie )
Zamieszczono: 13 stycznia
Its a f** mobile game for 5 mins on the train. Luckily got it trough a Humblebundle. Charity Yay!
Przydatne? Tak Nie Zabawna
dennisrichman
( 1.8 godz. łącznie )
Zamieszczono: 9 stycznia
Cool game! =)
Przydatne? Tak Nie Zabawna
malpiszon7
( 5.4 godz. łącznie )
Zamieszczono: 6 stycznia
Not a bad game per se, but this is not a game for PC, this one is for mobile devices. Mouse movement is not as good as finger sliding on mobile device, thus this game is not that fun on PC.

I do not recommend playing this on on a desktop, because it's basically pointless. If you like slashers like fruit ninja or however it's called then go and play this game on your android or apple.
Przydatne? Tak Nie Zabawna
Trustedflipper8
( 0.2 godz. łącznie )
Zamieszczono: 17 grudnia, 2015
surpisingly adicctive and funny. it can run on lower end computers and its just a lot of fun
Przydatne? Tak Nie Zabawna
Wegra
( 2.0 godz. łącznie )
Zamieszczono: 25 listopada, 2015
Its mostly just a rip off of fruit ninja. Only get this game if its on humble bundle otherwise.



not to say its bad but eh what do youy expect?
Przydatne? Tak Nie Zabawna
The Squishiest Wizard
( 4.5 godz. łącznie )
Zamieszczono: 21 listopada, 2015
I got this in Humble Bundle deal and never played it

10/10







The hours i "played" is from me getting trading cards off IdleMaster....






Hey why are you still reading this I have no opinion on this game, go look at some one elses review














What more do you want from me?
Fu*k it, here have a recipe for black forest cake

Ingredients:
1 x 470g pkt chocolate cake mix
1 x 670g jar morello cherries
2 tablespoons caster sugar
1 tablespoon cornflour
600ml thickened cream
60ml (1/4 cup) kirsch
2 tablespoons boiling water
2 tablespoons caster sugar, extra
100g dark cooking chocolate, coarsely grated

Method:

Step 1

Prepare and bake the chocolate cake mix following packet directions. Turn onto a wire rack to cool completely. Use a large serrated knife to cut the cake horizontally into 3 even layers.
Step 2

Drain the cherries, reserving 160ml (2/3 cup) of the juice. Reserve 10 cherries to decorate. Place the remaining cherries and the reserved juice in a saucepan with the sugar and cornflour. Stir over medium-low heat until the mixture boils and thickens. Transfer to a large bowl. Cover with plastic wrap and place in the fridge to chill.
Step 3

Use an electric beater to beat cream in a medium bowl until firm peaks form.
Step 4

Place kirsch, water and extra sugar in a jug and stir until the sugar dissolves.
Step 5

Place 1 cake layer on a serving plate and drizzle over half of the kirsch mixture. Spread with half of the cherry mixture and a thin layer of the cream. Repeat with the remaining cake, kirsch mixture, cherry mixture and cream, finishing with a layer of cake.
Step 6

Spread some of the remaining cream over the top and side of the cake. Sprinkle the chocolate over the top and gently press onto the side of the cake.
Step 7

Place the remaining cream in a piping bag fitted with a 1cm fluted nozzle and pipe rosettes around the edge of the cake.
Step 8

Arrange the reserved cherries around the cake between the cream rosettes. Cut the cake into wedges to serve.


THERE ARE YOU FU*KING HAPPY NOW!!!!!!
Przydatne? Tak Nie Zabawna
Tablis
( 6.9 godz. łącznie )
Zamieszczono: 13 listopada, 2015
I tried playing it a few years ago on my Android tablet but it was a frustrating experience. I ended up quitting in world 2. Thought it would be better with my 1337 g4m!ng mouse and, to an extent, it is. The graphics and audio are adequate and the beaver's horrible puns are actually funny.

The game suffers from one critical design failure. If you want to 4-star all levels, you need consumables. A lot of consumables. They are very expensive. What's worse, you can fail the level you wanted to 4-star, waste your consumables and be forced to grind some other level to have money for syrups again. That is atrocious and unacceptable. You are not a triple-A game to warrant thinking of yourself so highly to imagine, that players will be willing to put themselves - and their time - through that. This was going to cause a negative review all by itself, but some lucky, last minute Googling delivered a solution. The truth is out there.

Also, "plaid" as an onomatopoeia is mad cool.
Przydatne? Tak Nie Zabawna
ProfessorIrony
( 0.3 godz. łącznie )
Zamieszczono: 13 października, 2015
It was OK.
Przydatne? Tak Nie Zabawna
Salarn
( 3.8 godz. łącznie )
Zamieszczono: 25 września, 2015
https://youtu.be/OBq6LKG8kt8

Clearly a mobile game for the PC, however the gameplay and theme only suffer minor dings and scratches due to that.
Przydatne? Tak Nie Zabawna
Niki Lina
( 8.2 godz. łącznie )
Zamieszczono: 10 września, 2015
I find using a mouse more comfortable than touching on screen.

Fun, charming game. Not that much content. Going for 4 stars can extend lifetime.
Przydatne? Tak Nie Zabawna
altx1978
( 1.9 godz. łącznie )
Zamieszczono: 8 września, 2015
I got this in a Humble Bundle and I play it on the tablet of my Asus Transformer Book (running Windows 8.1 and Steam), so with touchscreen.

I can only recommend this game if you have touchscreen support. Then it's a rather enjoyable game, inspired by Fruit Ninja. Otherwise don't bother.
Przydatne? Tak Nie Zabawna
Korv
( 3.6 godz. łącznie )
Zamieszczono: 30 sierpnia, 2015
Got both andriod and PC versions through a cheap bundle.
I couldn't justify spending $6 on this game alone.

Jack Lumber is similar to Fruit Ninja and JetPack JoyRide in that you use your mouse to cut logs in specific patterns, whilst time is slowed down. The more logs you cut the more resources you gain. Use these resources to buy cosmetics and neat upgrades.

Game is designed, more enjoyable on mobile devices, and should have stayed that way.
Przydatne? Tak Nie Zabawna
Nalgas D. Lemur
( 7.5 godz. łącznie )
Zamieszczono: 20 sierpnia, 2015
I'm not opposed to the idea, but it feels kind of janky. The hit detection seemed a little weird/unreliable/unpredictable to me, and I also had issues with it occasionally not registering going into slow-mo or spontaneously dropping out of it very quickly. For an "eh, I guess it's alright" game, it was not worth investigating further.
Przydatne? Tak Nie Zabawna
Najbardziej przydatne recenzje  W ciągu ostatnich 30 dni
2 z 3 osób (67%) uważa, że ta recenzja jest pomocna
Polecane
13.8 godz. łącznie
Zamieszczono: 27 maja
♥ Silly story.

I found it amusing, the story of the passing of his granny and need to be the best lumberjack, without finding it vulgar or overdone. It's silly, it's fun, and it ended up drawing me in! A very well done story, I appreciate the fact that it seems like it was crafted with care.

♥ Adorable graphics.

I love being able to decorate my cabin, click the animals, and dress up Jack. The game is really cute without being filled with neon colors or over the top designs. I think it fits with the game well!

♥ It's a fun way to waste time.

I'll frequently turn to play Jack Lumber when I'm waiting for a friend to arrive or when I want to play something for a little bit without getting too involved in a mission/level.

✘ I wish the in-game prices were cheaper.

I found the beards and hats a bit expensive...especially when you calculate how much lumber you would need to earn each round. It's still cheaper than Team Fortress 2 though! x)

✘ I wish they would expand the story.

I really enjoyed getting the letters from grandma, the secret admirer, etc. along with watching the cutscenes and following along the story. They did a wonderful job - it left me hungry for more! If they came out with a DLC, I'd get it.

✘ If you want to play Jack Lumber casually, be aware that each level progresses in difficulty. To get to the end of the game it can get quite hard, though personally I think it adds to the fun!

Overall if you are looking for a game to pass cloudy days and slow passing mornings with, Jack Lumber is perfect for you.
Czy ta recenzja była pomocna? Tak Nie Zabawna
Najbardziej przydatne recenzje  W ciągu ostatnich 180 dni
1 z 2 osób (50%) uważa, że ta recenzja jest pomocna
Niepolecone
1.9 godz. łącznie
Zamieszczono: 15 lutego
nawet dobre ale na tabletach gdzie się najlepiej się nadaje ale jednak nie
Czy ta recenzja była pomocna? Tak Nie Zabawna
Najbardziej przydatne recenzje  Ogółem
9 z 10 osób (90%) uważa, że ta recenzja jest pomocna
Polecane
1.4 godz. łącznie
Zamieszczono: 9 lutego, 2015
Jack Lumber to port świetnej gry z telefonów

- i tam własnie sprawdza sie najlepiej, kiedy to sie nudząc chwilke sobie pogramy na komputerze na dłuższa mete raczej sie nie sprawdza bo jest zbyt monotonna.

Rozgrywka nie jest zbyt skomplikowana. Za pomocą myszki rysujemy odpowiednie linie, niszcząc pokazujące się na ekranie drzewa. Wysokość naszej punktacji zależy od fantazji, z jaką rozprawimy się z każdym pniem. Czasem między gałęziami pojawiają się zwierzęta, ale Jack je uwielbia, więc trzeba bardzo uważać by nie zrobić im krzywdy. Gra wymaga od gracza przede wszystkim zręczności.

[★[★[★[★[★[★[★[☆[☆[☆]
Czy ta recenzja była pomocna? Tak Nie Zabawna
5 z 5 osób (100%) uważa, że ta recenzja jest pomocna
Według 5 osób ta recenzja jest zabawna
Polecane
12.5 godz. łącznie
Zamieszczono: 4 października, 2014
Narąbałem tyle drzewa, że zima mi nie straszna. Polecam.
Czy ta recenzja była pomocna? Tak Nie Zabawna
3 z 3 osób (100%) uważa, że ta recenzja jest pomocna
Polecane
4.6 godz. łącznie
Zamieszczono: 5 stycznia, 2014
Ciekawa i wciągająca rozgrywka, takie dużo ulepszone fruit ninja. Nie najgorsza grafika i muzyka. Gra ogólnie bardzo przyjemna, tylko troche krótka.7 /10.
Czy ta recenzja była pomocna? Tak Nie Zabawna
3 z 5 osób (60%) uważa, że ta recenzja jest pomocna
Polecane
3.9 godz. łącznie
Zamieszczono: 15 września, 2014
Jack Lumber to gra bardzo prosta i jednocześnie bardzo grywalna. W grze kierujemy ruchami drwala Jacka, za pomocą myszki musimy trafić w odpowiednie miejsca na klocach drewan i aby nie było za łatwo- mamy na to tylko o kreślony czas, niektóre klocki/ belki trzeba "atakować" tylko z jednej strony, lub kilka razy pod rząd, niektóre są zamrozone itd. Gra w póżniejszych etapach jest naprawdę trudna.
Dodatkowym urozmaiceniem są bonusy wpływajjące na rozgrywkę jak i zwierzęta, które Jack przechowuje w swoim domu (odgłosy, które wydają są dosyć zabawne).
Polecam tą grę- swoją drogą na smartfonie zrobiła by naprawdę dużą karierę- na ekranie dodykowym gra była by kapitalna :)
Czy ta recenzja była pomocna? Tak Nie Zabawna
1 z 2 osób (50%) uważa, że ta recenzja jest pomocna
Polecane
28.4 godz. łącznie
Zamieszczono: 27 grudnia, 2013
Prosta. Fajna i zabawna. Łatwo zajmuje czas.
Czy ta recenzja była pomocna? Tak Nie Zabawna
1 z 4 osób (25%) uważa, że ta recenzja jest pomocna
Polecane
19.2 godz. łącznie
Zamieszczono: 5 listopada, 2014
100% aczików :D
Czy ta recenzja była pomocna? Tak Nie Zabawna
71 z 85 osób (84%) uważa, że ta recenzja jest pomocna
Według 1 osoby ta recenzja jest zabawna
Niepolecone
1.2 godz. łącznie
Zamieszczono: 15 sierpnia, 2013
A game like Jack Lumber was meant to be played on portable phones. Its gameplay is so shallow and its price so steep that I just can't recommend this to anyone, even if it is fun for sessions of 10 minutes.

The graphics are clearly upscaled which results in the game occasionally having blurry graphics and the sounds are actually pathetic.

The gameplay is all about cutting up trees, or pieces of lumber actually. You have to cut them up in a certain way and as fast as possible to gain enough points. At the end of a level is an animal that can be rescued by not cutting it up. Succesfully doing this will have the animal appear in your cabin. Unfortunately, it gives you no rewards and they're absolutely pointless.

Play it on your iPhone and you'll have some fun, but playing this on your PC is a waste of money.

[Rating: 60/100]
Czy ta recenzja była pomocna? Tak Nie Zabawna
47 z 59 osób (80%) uważa, że ta recenzja jest pomocna
Według 3 osób ta recenzja jest zabawna
Niepolecone
9.4 godz. łącznie
Zamieszczono: 17 listopada, 2014
My television is not a touchscreen.
My computer is not a phone.
This game is probably much more fun on those.
Czy ta recenzja była pomocna? Tak Nie Zabawna
38 z 49 osób (78%) uważa, że ta recenzja jest pomocna
Niepolecone
2.6 godz. łącznie
Zamieszczono: 4 października, 2014
Regrettably, I have to NOT recommend this game with one exception - those who have laptops with a touchscreen or a Microsoft Surface will likely have a significantly more enjoyable time with this Fruit Ninja clone than those who have to use a mouse.

Being a Fruit Ninja variant, quick, precise swipes are necessary to maximize your score. As a result, in the more difficult levels a mouse simply will not do. This leads to very frustrating misses and lower-than-expected scores. I can play this to a much better degree on my laptop's touchscreen, but touchscreen laptops are relatively new and not many people have them yet. I've given up playing this on my main PC and will only play it on my touchscreen laptop due to the significant frustration level when (trying to) play this with a mouse.

The game itself is very cute with a cutout-style art design and some of the levels are very challenging even with a touchscreen. The game really is a lot of fun. I don't care if this is an iOS/Android port, and I really wish that people would stop complaining about that like it's a bad thing. (The game as I write this is only $5, for crying out loud!) But unfortunately this is one game where it is better experienced on a touchscreen device.
Czy ta recenzja była pomocna? Tak Nie Zabawna
34 z 45 osób (76%) uważa, że ta recenzja jest pomocna
Polecane
2.1 godz. łącznie
Zamieszczono: 6 stycznia, 2014
Game is alot of fun, simply put. It's easy to start but hard to master as it advances. Also a good way to build mouse dexterity.
Czy ta recenzja była pomocna? Tak Nie Zabawna
16 z 18 osób (89%) uważa, że ta recenzja jest pomocna
Według 1 osoby ta recenzja jest zabawna
Niepolecone
0.1 godz. łącznie
Zamieszczono: 15 lipca, 2014
Ever wondered what it would be like to play Fruit Ninja with a mouse, with a neat time slowing mechanic? Well, look no further than Jack Lumber.

Honestly, just another game which is better suited to mobile devices. Not my cup of tea.
Czy ta recenzja była pomocna? Tak Nie Zabawna
21 z 28 osób (75%) uważa, że ta recenzja jest pomocna
Polecane
10.5 godz. łącznie
Zamieszczono: 6 grudnia, 2013
Likely best on a touchscreen but fine with mouse or touchpad. Filled with puns and quirky humour. Easy to pick up but difficult to master, which can get frustrating.
Czy ta recenzja była pomocna? Tak Nie Zabawna
25 z 37 osób (68%) uważa, że ta recenzja jest pomocna
Niepolecone
11.3 godz. łącznie
Zamieszczono: 22 stycznia, 2014
This game deserved to be 15 levels shorter given the shallow depth of the game concept put forward. The scoring system is almost always irrelevant, and is only rolled out in some of the later levels to stymie what should have been me bulldozing through the repetitive gameplay. If you are someone's mother looking to submerge yourself in a throwaway tablet game PC port, then Jack Lumber is your man.
Czy ta recenzja była pomocna? Tak Nie Zabawna
22 z 33 osób (67%) uważa, że ta recenzja jest pomocna
Polecane
5.1 godz. łącznie
Zamieszczono: 15 stycznia, 2014
Fruit Ninja but logs.
Czy ta recenzja była pomocna? Tak Nie Zabawna
30 z 48 osób (63%) uważa, że ta recenzja jest pomocna
Niepolecone
0.1 godz. łącznie
Zamieszczono: 21 grudnia, 2013
This game just wasn't developed for computers. It's meant to be played on iOS or Android device. It's like fruit ninja in slow motion. If you can get this for less than 2$, then sure, buy it. It's definietly now worth 6$ on computer.
Czy ta recenzja była pomocna? Tak Nie Zabawna
12 z 15 osób (80%) uważa, że ta recenzja jest pomocna
Niepolecone
0.8 godz. łącznie
Zamieszczono: 24 stycznia, 2015
I don't have a bad opinion about this game, but it's because I got it in an humble bundle, and I don't think it's worth its price, basically is a mobile game ported on PC.

I've tried the mobile version (included in the bundle), and it's not bad.
It's something like fruit ninja with slow motion, but it has an original concept, and design.

Anyway, I just don't feel like reccomending it, unless you have a touchscreen PC (I suppose touchscreen funtionalities are supported on PC too, but I'm not sure).
It feels like a mobile game, probably because it's meant to be played on a mobile phone.
Czy ta recenzja była pomocna? Tak Nie Zabawna
9 z 10 osób (90%) uważa, że ta recenzja jest pomocna
Polecane
0.8 godz. łącznie
Zamieszczono: 15 listopada, 2014
Jack... Lumber? Are you Serious?! [KAMGUSTA's REVIEW]

I'll begin by saying this is an iOS port, so it was thought for touchscreens. By the way, it works good also with the mouse (not perfectly, but good)! :-)

So... You are Jack Lumber, the lumberjack... Evil pines killed your granny... You'll go out with your mighty axe to seek revenge... exterminating all the logs you'll find... saving your little forest friends... and trying to solve the evil mystery that lies behind (??!)...

It is a nice fruitninja-like game where you have to perpendiculary cut a lot of moving logs (helped by slow time) by moving your mouse cursor! But where the game really shines is in its humor, from the animals' sounds mimicked by mouth by the developers, to the granny that will send you stupid letters from his new "home" and from Illuminati to to a soul mate named Jill Lumber that seeks revenge, too...

LOL!

Best played with Mouse (or iOS)
Recommended Buy Price < 2$
Score 8/10
Czy ta recenzja była pomocna? Tak Nie Zabawna
28 z 46 osób (61%) uważa, że ta recenzja jest pomocna
Według 3 osób ta recenzja jest zabawna
Niepolecone
0.1 godz. łącznie
Zamieszczono: 7 maja, 2014
I wood give this a full review, but let me just chop the time in half by not branching out into unwanted verbiage and saying it is, seedless to say, just a fruit ninja clone with a silly story and not much depth behind the trunk. Despite not there being much to root for, I will leaf a score of tree out of five (3/5).

Birch please!
Acorny time.
RelAXE, everything will be just pine.
I planted this review just for you.
I'd think of more, but I am stumped.
:)
Czy ta recenzja była pomocna? Tak Nie Zabawna