"The best thing about Jack Lumber is the story under the plaid and flying splinters of wood. Chopping down the forest to see it is great fun."
10/10 – Leviathyn
Are you serious? 10/10? PERFECT GAME, ZERO FLAWS? I'm sorry but this is definitly anything but. It hardly scratches the surface of a remotley ok game. Story? what story? In this kind of terrible, poorly executed flash rip off, indie piece of garbage, a story is hardly even needed. Sure, you can attempt to make the game world more immersive, but with a story like this why are you even trying in the game development industry?
"…what are yew waiting for? Branch out, and give this charming puzzle game a try. Yule won't be sorry."
8.5/10 – Destructoid
Puzzle game? What are you smoking Destructoid? How in gods name is this a bloody puzzle game? If there's anything puzzling about this game, it's that anyone would actullay consider spending £3.99, almost four of her majesty's British pounds, on a pitiful attempt at a re-skin of a FREE android app.
"…the game is solid at it’s core. Well built and full of cute animals. What more could you ask for?"
8.75/10 – Subpar Gamers
You've got me right there Subpar Gamers... what could be better than those cute animals? Wait a sec... what is that... Is that a- Is that a beaver? UUUUGGGHHH.. Seriously the animals in this game are ugly as sin, I have seen more well designed animals on DeviantArt, and they're usually doin' the nasty.
Overall, I was feeling nice and donated to the Humble Bundle and figured I might as well donate enough to get every game. Boy do I wish I could have not. My only consolation is that I gave every penny of my £4.96 ($8) to charity, and nothing to help fund these D-grade Indie Dev losers.
0/10 Uninstalled within 3 minutes, had to redownload to meet the 5 minute requirement to post this review. Would not recommend.