McPixel je hrdina všedního dne, který vás provede skrze 100 krátkých úkolů, v nichž musíte zabránit explozím různých věcí! Na záchranu světa máte pouze 20 sekund! Přemýšlejte rychle!
Uživatelské recenze: Velmi kladné (2,193 recenzí)
Datum vydání: 25. zář. 2012

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"A very out of the box point and click. You are tasked to solve a problem, but the solution is not exactly obvious, but the outcome is always hilarious."

Recenze

„(...) v tomto hrubém a primitivně renderovaném ráji se určitě dobře pobavíte.“
7/10 – Eurogamer

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Informace o hře

McPixel je hrdina všedního dne, který vás provede skrze 100 krátkých úkolů v old-schoolové stylové „point'n'click“ adventuře. Cílem každého úkolu je, abyste pomocí dostupných prostředků zabránili explozi různých věcí! Na záchranu světa máte pouze 20 sekund! Přemýšlejte rychle!

Klíčové vlastnosti:

  • 100 úžasných úrovní
  • Bonusy, tajnosti a jiné
  • Stáhnutelný obsah zdarma pro všechny!
  • 185 BMP skladeb pronikavé hudby!
  • Přepínatelné filtry pixelů
  • Editor úrovní
  • McPixel Společný pšouk
  • McPixel Social
  • Momentálně největší pixely na trhu!
Zachraňte svět jako McPixel!

Systémové požadavky

PC
Mac
    Minimum:
    • OS:Windows XP
    • Processor:Intel Pentium 4 or AMD Athlon 64
    • Memory:512 MB RAM
    • Graphics:Pixel-art capable graphics card
    • DirectX®:9.0b
    • Hard Drive:70 MB HD space
    • Sound:Stereo sound card
    Recommended:
    • OS:Windows Vista
    • Processor:Intel Core 2 Duo or Athlon X2
    • Memory:1024 MB RAM
    • Graphics:Pixel-art-with-filters capable graphics card
    • DirectX®:9.0b
    • Hard Drive:71 MB HD space
    • Sound:Stereo sound card
    Minimum:
    • OS:OS X 10.6 Snow Leopard
    • Processor:Core 2 Duo
    • Memory:512 MB RAM
    • Graphics:Pixel-art capable graphics card
    • Hard Drive:70 MB HD space
    • Sound:Stereo sound card
    Recommended:
    • OS:OS X 10.7 Lion
    • Processor:Core 2 Duo
    • Memory:1024 MB RAM
    • Graphics:Pixel-art-with-filters capable graphics card
    • Hard Drive:71 MB HD space
    • Sound:Stereo sound card
Užitečné recenze od zákazníků
4 z 4 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
1.2 hodin celkem
Too simple for me. All I have to do is what I would do IRL. Ez game ez life.
Přidáno: 24. září
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9 z 15 osob (60%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
6.1 hodin celkem
You can hit old man with a chicken on the middle of the road and he doesn't give a shít.

650/231 GOTY -IGN
Přidáno: 2. října
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2 z 2 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
4.6 hodin celkem
Recommended if you do drugs, or if you are plain mentally sick....Like me.
This game's got more explosions than a Michael Bay movie.
Přidáno: 17. října
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1 z 1 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
3.3 hodin celkem
Help McPixel save the day and kick some serious ♥♥♥! 8.5/10.
Přidáno: 18. října
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1 z 1 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
1.2 hodin celkem
Spoof 8 bit version of the 80's TV show "McGuyver" where you must stop a bomb exploding withing 20 seconds.

It's fun in short bursts (the way it is meant to be played - it even says so on the loading screen) and it is incredible random. One screen clicking on a man might make him open his mouth, the next it might make him fall off a building, you never know, so it's basically trial and error to hit on the correct solution. However, if you get it wrong, you usually get a quick laugh along with the chance to replay the level again. Plus it comes with tons of bonus free DLC, so if you are looking for a quick palette cleanser to play between games, McPixel might do the trick.
Přidáno: 3. října
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1 z 1 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
3.9 hodin celkem
A point-and-click-and-wtf game. The puzzles are all trial and error 20-second little things, as interactions are really random and don't even have continuity within different levels. However, they are so random it is hilarious, and with so many levels at such a small price it is more than worth it.
Přidáno: 18. října
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2 z 4 osob (50%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
2.0 hodin celkem
More of a joke than a game. Gameplay consists of clicking randomly throughout the screen until finding the correct place. No skill or thought is required to play this game. Tedious.
Přidáno: 15. října
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1 z 2 osob (50%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
0.4 hodin celkem
All it does is blow stuff up. No fun at all.
Přidáno: 19. října
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1 z 3 osob (33%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
0.4 hodin celkem
Simply the best 11/10 It's okay. -IGN
Přidáno: 29. září
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0 z 1 osob (0%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
0.2 hodin celkem
Quotes About Black People

Quotes tagged as "black-people" (showing 1-14 of 14)
Carter G. Woodson
“At this moment, then, the Negroes must begin to do the very thing which they have been taught that they cannot do.”
― Carter G. Woodson
tags: africans, afro-americans, black, black-people, negroes 35 likes like
Slavoj Žižek
“For the multiculturalist, white Anglo-Saxon Protestants are prohibited, Italians and Irish get a little respect, blacks are good, native Americans are even better. The further away we go, the more they deserve respect. This is a kind of inverted, patronising respect that puts everyone at a distance.”
― Slavoj Žižek
tags: black-people, irishmen, italians, multiculturalism, native-americans, paternalism, respect, wasps 32 likes like
Michael Bassey Johnson
“I don't fancy colors of the face, I'm always attracted to colors of the brain.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson
tags: africa, africans, amorous, apartheid, attraction, black-people, color, common-sense, face, falling-in-love, fancy, human-beings, intelligence, knowledge, liking, love, memories, memory, michael-bassey-johnson, nigerians, race, wisdom, wise, wise-men, wise-people 24 likes like
Charles Darwin
“At some future period, not very distant as measured by centuries, the civilised races of man will almost certainly exterminate and replace throughout the world the savage races. At the same time the anthropomorphous apes, as Professor Schaaffhausen has remarked, will no doubt be exterminated. The break will then be rendered wider, for it will intervene between man in a more civilised state as we may hope, than the Caucasian and some ape as low as a baboon, instead of as at present between the negro or Australian and the gorilla.”
― Charles Darwin, The Descent of Man
tags: black-people, darwinism, negro, negroes, population-control, racial-superiority, racism 11 likes like
Brandi L. Bates
“On Slavery: The saddest slap in the face is we have NO monument, no real statues or memorials, no special day of Atonement or Remembrance (NOT ONE), no thanks for 400+ years of free labor, forced servitude across the Trans-Atlantic, ♥♥♥ beatings, buying ourselves and families out of slavery, ♥♥♥♥ and plunder...but everyone else has monuments, special museums, and even movies. This is what America thinks of black people, so-called black president and all, who has been largely silent on this subject...we'll even celebrate Leprechauns, Easter Bunnies, and Secretary's Day before we acknowledge our history.”
― Brandi L. Bates
tags: african-american-authors, african-americans, black-panthers, black-people, blacks, huey-newton, malcolm-x, marcus-garvey, martin-luther-king, slavery 7 likes like
N.K. Jemisin
“In the future, as in the present, as in the past, black people will build many new worlds.

This is true. I will make it so. And you will help me.”
― N.K. Jemisin
tags: art, black-people, creating, hope, writing, writing-while-black 5 likes like
Chris Crutcher
“Does anyone in this room have it?"
"No, Chris, no one here has it."
"How do you know?"
"Because the mark was dark skin. Negroes are the descendants of Cain."
I didn't have my civil-rights sensibilities yet, but I was starting to get a bad feeling about God....”
― Chris Crutcher, King of the Mild Frontier: An Ill-Advised Autobiography
tags: black-people, cain, christianity, god, race-and-racism-in-america, race-relations, religion, white-people 2 likes like
Habeeb Akande
“Thank God for good genes and cocoa butter!”
― Habeeb Akande
tags: african-people, black-don-t-crack, black-people, cocoa-butter, genes, genetics, healthy-skin 1 likes like
Michael Chabon
“Black people live their whole lives in a fantasy world, it's just not their fantasy.”
― Michael Chabon, Telegraph Avenue
tags: black-people, fantasy-world, their-fantasy 1 likes like
Raynetta Manees
“This book is dedicated to every woman who has ever felt self-conscious about her size. Outer beauty comes in all sizes, shapes, heights, ages, and colors. And inner beauty will always shine through, no matter what the packaging.”
― Raynetta Manees, Fantasy
tags: african-american-authors, african-american-literature, black-people, romance, show-business 1 likes like
Zadie Smith
“Some of us are happy with our African hair, thank you very much. I don't want some poor Indian girl's hair. And I wish to God I could buy black hair products from black people for once. How we going to make it in this country if we don't make our own business?”
― Zadie Smith, White Teeth
tags: afro-hair, asian-hair, asians, black-people, business, england, hair, inequality, london, race, uk 1 likes like
John Cage
“The reason we life black people isn't because they're black. We like them because they're not as grey as we are.”
― John Cage, M: Writings '67-'72
tags: black-people, culture-identity, race-relations 0 likes like
Allan Dare Pearce
“I am an educated black woman in a time when educated black people will be called upon to risk everything for the rights of black people everywhere.”
― Allan Dare Pearce, Paris in April
tags: black-people, black-women, civil-rights, educated-women, equal-rights, equality, independent-women 0 likes like
Allan Dare Pearce
“This is the time for black people to stand and be counted.”
― Allan Dare Pearce, Paris in April
tags: black-people, civil-rights 0 likes like
Přidáno: 7. října
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0 z 1 osob (0%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
0.5 hodin celkem
McPixel, the king of gag games. A parody, unto a parody of a parody in a parodying universe. Parodyception ladies and gentlemen.

McPixel is a very simple premise, find a way to stop a bomb from blowing up in less than twenty seconds. Sometimes it's easy, requiring one or two steps, but sometimes you'll wrack your brain trying to figure out what the hell to do.

The controls are point and click, no ifs ands or buts. I took this game down in little over two hours play-time on my tablet, and have since not touched it (with good reason). After beating all the levels, finding all the gags, and playing the bonus levels, there really isn't much to do, unless you're into custom player levels.

All the gags are cheesy, including having McPixel kick people, or ♥♥♥♥ing on something, humping a PS3... you get the idea. Honestly, while I got a laugh out of a few of them, most of the gags made me want to gag.

All in all, if you need to pass time, get this on Play Store, the App Store, or any mobile device, but not here. Play it though, at least once.
Přidáno: 28. září
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0 z 1 osob (0%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
2.3 hodin celkem
Good gameplay; nice story; great imagination; nice graphics; 3,5 stars.
Přidáno: 2. října
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0 z 1 osob (0%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
10.8 hodin celkem
This game isn't worth your time.
Přidáno: 16. října
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10.6 hodin celkem
Ta to oddechová hra je taková blbost u ,který se zasmějete ,ale někdy si budete říkat WTF ? Ale určitě doporučuji mě zabavila na mnoho hodin .
Přidáno: 27. září
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2.8 hodin celkem
Funny As Hell And Will Make You Go Wot 0-o At How Stupid It Can Be SomeTimes. Only Has About 7+ Hours Of Gameplay But Is Defintaly Worth It If You Want Some Laughs
Přidáno: 16. října
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0.2 hodin celkem
It's fun(ny), I guess.
Přidáno: 6. října
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1.4 hodin celkem
At first I found McPixel to be fairly amusing but soon enough the notion of randomly clicking on an object and observing the outcome became extremely repetitive. The order in which you have to perform each action is not always logical and is often a guessing game. I did enjoy some of the references that are made throughout the levels and I do admire the sheer amount of content that is available. There is no doubt that this game is good value for money but I felt that the gameplay is lacking.
Přidáno: 28. září
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4.1 hodin celkem
Absurd and nonsensical, but amusing. I wouldn't pay much for it, but if you get it cheap it can be a bit of fun.
Přidáno: 28. září
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0.3 hodin celkem
It's wtf. It's fun, but wtf. It's an interesting puzzle game with references to other games such as Mario, Portal, and many more. In conclusion, it's a wtf game. And I like WTF games. :3
Přidáno: 29. září
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0.7 hodin celkem
This is what you get if you stick some acid into a NES catridge of Sesame Street.
Přidáno: 1. října
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