Just like Human Centipede, this game is medically and scientifically accurate.
Just like Apollo 13, you will have a lot of problems.
Just like Shakespeare, it will end in tragedy.
Just like NASA, you will not have enough funds to continue missions.
Just like your grandma, you will end up as ashes.
Just like Boy Meets World... except face first.
Just like Die Hard: With a Vengeance... except no vengeance.
Just like a Japanese Kamikaze pilot... except unintentional.
Just like your girlfriend's virginity... all will be lost.
Just like gay marriage... you will eventually get close.
Just like an adopted baby, you will long for reuniting with mother moon.
Just like a failed marriage, you wonder where it all went wrong.
Just like a muslim, you will scream prior to your death.
Just like a cookie, you will crumble.
Just like a crazed sociopath Jebediah will ALWAYS smile, whether he's being thrown into the sun or on a fire-reentry back into Kerbin Orbit. - (Cobalt Lightning)
Just like you have Alzheimers, you will forget your parachute - (Austin)
Just like war, It never changes. - (Dr. Strangelove)
Just like Peppi you'll use the boost to get through. - (Kodiak)
Just like Falco there will be something wrong with the G-diffuser
Just like Slippy, "Help me.....help me!"
Just like a large burrito. It looks delicious, but always ends up a terrible mess.
Just like a Stormtrooper you'll never hit your target
Unlike Luke Trusting your instincts will get you killed
Unlike Star Wars, the only force you need to be concerned about is Mass X Acceleration
Just like a necromancer, you'll have absolutely no life - (Kodiak)
Just Like North Korea, The Rocket will never launch - (Sir Panda)