Hello players. Look at your girlfreid, now look at my playtime, now back at to your girlfreind, now back to my playtime. Sadly, she isn't my playtime, but if you stop being so focused on getting some p***y, and switch to Kerbal Space Program, KSP could give you the same as she is giving. Look down. Now back up. Where are you? You're on top of a rocket, with a million tonnes of fuel behind you. What's in your hand? Back at my playtime. I have it, it's a buttton that launches a rocket, to a planet you always dreamed setting foot on. Look again, the launch button is now your seat in a command module. Anything is possible when you are playing Kerbal Space Program.
I'm in a rocket!
Some things you need to know about me: I'm a 30 y/o, average looking male, who hadn't sex in monhs.
Way above my leauge hot girlfreind (I sh*t you not - 90x60x90cm - that is "dauuum" for those of you, that uese Imperial/US system) dumped me because of KSP. I'm not proud of it. But f**k it, I've set up a self sustained colony on frickin Mars! (which is called Duna in game - yeah devs, I've read frickn' Frank Herbert, I've also seen "Dune", that David Lynch won't admit to, but I liked it).
Gon'dammit, I've got some PRIORITIES in my life! Imaginary worlds, before Ho'es!
Anyway, of out 1-10, I give it: You will die a virgin.