What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥ing say about me, you little Octavia? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cherry Tree High, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret stand-up comedies and I have over 300 confirmed bursts of laughter. I am trained in gorilla comedy and I’m the top comic in the entire town. You are nothing to me but just another spectator. I will wipe your sadness with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥ing words. You think you can get away with making ♥♥♥♥ jokes to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of friends across the Japan and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Octopus. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Student Council. You’re ♥♥♥♥ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cheer you up in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my single pun. Not only am I extensively trained in goofing off, but I have access to the entire magazine of props of the Comedy Club and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable serious grimace off your face, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” sing-up list was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ gags all over you and you will drown in them. Laugh and the world with laugh with you, kiddo.
Posted: December 23rd, 2013