From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park’s savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool. Introducing South Park™: The Stick of Truth™. For a thousand years, the battle has been waged.
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Overwhelmingly Positive (424 reviews) - 96% of the 424 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Overwhelmingly Positive (25,640 reviews) - 97% of the 25,640 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: 5 Mar, 2014

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About This Game

From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park’s savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool. Introducing South Park™: The Stick of Truth™.

For a thousand years, the battle has been waged. The sole reason humans and elves are locked in a neverending war: The Stick of Truth. But the tides of war are soon to change as word of a new kid spreads throughout the land, his coming fortold by the stars. As the moving vans of prophecy drive away, your adventure begins.

Arm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat underpants gnomes, hippies and other forces of evil. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as their new friend. Succeed, and you shall be South Park’s savior, cementing your social status in South Park Elementary. Fail, and you will forever be known… as a loser.

Key Features

  • The Definitive South Park Experience
    Written and voiced by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, The Stick of Truth brings their unique brand of humor to video gaming.
  • An Epic Quest To Become... Cool
    Earn your place alongside Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny, and join them in a hysterical adventure to save South Park.
  • Friends With Benefits
    Recruit classic South Park characters to your cause.
  • Intense Combat
    Arm yourself to the teeth with an arsenal of magical weapons and mystical armor.
  • South Park Customization
    Insert yourself into South Park with something like a billion character, clothing, and weapon combinations.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: WindowsXP SP3, Windows Vista SP2, Windows 7 SP1, Windows 8 (both 32/64bit versions)
    • Processor: Intel Pentium Dual-Core E2180 @ 2.0 GHz or AMD Athlon64 X2 3800+ @ 2.0 GHz
    • Memory: 2 GB GB RAM
    • Graphics: nVidia GeForce 8800GT or AMD Radeon HD2600XT (512MB VRAM with Shader Model 4.0 or higher)
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 6 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX Compatible Sound Card with latest drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: WindowsXP SP3, Windows Vista SP2, Windows 7 SP1, Windows 8 (both 32/64bit versions)
    • Processor: Intel Core2Duo E4400 @ 2.0 GHz or AMD Athlon64 X2 4400+ @ 2.3 GHz or better
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: nVidia GeForce 9800GT or AMD Radeon HD4870 (512MB VRAM with Shader Model 4.0) or better
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 6 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX Compatible Sound Card with latest drivers
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Recent:
Overwhelmingly Positive (424 reviews)
Overall:
Overwhelmingly Positive (25,640 reviews)
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Solar
3.1 hrs on record
Posted: 20 August
The only game I know where you can beat aliens to death with ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
10/10
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drowning_ferret
24.2 hrs on record
Posted: 20 August
Felt like living in the TV show
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raz3r
20.8 hrs on record
Posted: 20 August
Good RPG mechanics, amazing soundtrack, interesting story and... Well it's South Park. I've been blown away by the amount of references in the game. Obsidian knows how to make good games and knows how to make RPGs. You can't miss this if you're a South Park fan. Also doesn't require UPlay which is good.
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Rathskellar
17.2 hrs on record
Posted: 20 August
Great game! Nice humor, effective RPG elements.
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IntenseT275
13.6 hrs on record
Posted: 20 August
Great game with the classic South Park humor.
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NJBoden
15.6 hrs on record
Posted: 19 August
One of if not the greatest use of a TV license for any game ever! Kudos to Matt Stone and Trey Parker for remaining faithful to their franchise and creating an interactive episode of South Park.
Highlights of this game include fast travel, full healing between battles, clever buddy system for combat, and a simple yet deep equipment system that simply works well.
If you are a fan of South Park, turn based RPGs, or better yet both, South Park: The Stick Of Truth is a game you owe to yourself to play.
-9.5/10
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DirtyFishy
38.4 hrs on record
Posted: 19 August
Doesn't use Uplay.
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Tucker-117
20.1 hrs on record
Posted: 19 August
Is good. Get it.
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Swiss_Guy
36.7 hrs on record
Posted: 19 August
I love South Park and this game is on point! The story and humor are exactly like in the series. All together the game is just a huge fanservice for over a 12h story and good replayability.

MUST BUY FOR SOUTH PARK FANS. Played it just to be hyped vor the fractured but whole.
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TOG | Optimus BoxCrate
13.7 hrs on record
Posted: 19 August
How to review a game where you kill a queefing giant spider, fart on a man's balls to destroy a spell, and travel to canada, which is some kind of zelda-esque fantasy-land?
To be honest I didn't initially like Southpark Stick of Truth, as it was leaning too heavily on old tropes, and the engine was buggy as ♥♥♥♥. The engine is still buggy as ♥♥♥♥. It will always be buggy. Unfortunately you have to edit an .ini to remove the issue of stuttering audio - what is this, the 90's? Seriously, sound should be the last of your worries, and editing .ini's hasn't been a thing since the early 2000's.
Also the tutorialising is ♥♥♥♥, and they packed way too much into a small space in terms of gameplay, rather than polishing a smaller number of features. That in itself lets the game down. But I have to recommend it, if only barely - it's enjoyable, in a way that only south park can be. The immature humour, while occasionally crossing over into genuine offensiveness (watching kids get ♥♥♥♥♥ by aliens is not cool, even if they're male), is for the most part pretty fun - Matt Stone and Trey Park's inability to make sense of global warming and it's ramifications notwithstanding, that shouldn't really deter you. Good points:
- The special attacks are often hilarious - particularly kenny's. Getting skewed by a unicorn and dying because you don't correctly implement a technique is gold.
- The cartoon style from the series works pretty damn well as a game graphic novelty
- the fighting, while easy as ♥♥♥♥ even on ultra-hardcore mode, is fun
- Ludicrous weaponry

While it strays into the 'too many things' category too often, rather than tightening core play, it's still worth your time. But I didn't really want to recommend it because of the engine issues... until I went to canada. Then, all is forgiven.
5 out of ten fruitloops.
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
31 of 44 people (70%) found this review helpful
40 people found this review funny
Recommended
56.2 hrs on record
Posted: 11 August
If I pick Jew and die 6 million times, does that make me Hitler?
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13 of 14 people (93%) found this review helpful
Recommended
23.1 hrs on record
Posted: 24 July
Holy sh|t, what a ride.

Obsidian hit every single mark and checkbox with this one. They hit the nail on its head, the plank on the jump, and the ball outta the park - and into space.

Everything about the game is brilliant and so true to its origins that it's almost scary. More than anything, it feels like watching a marathon of all the best stuff the show has had to offer through the years. It's been a while since I saw any South Park episodes, but this game has convinced me to start watching the show again.

I haven't laughed this hard and loud in what feels like forever - there where moments when I had to pause the game before continuing because my sides were hurting so much. I swear I had tears in my eyes at one point.

Sure, the jokes may be hit and miss if you're not a fan of the show, but then again, why would you even have the game, or be interested in playing it? This is a gift to the fans and for my part, I loved every second of it. It put a big, fat smile on my face and wouldn't let go until my stomach had been churned to oblivion from so many insane pranks and jokes.

I got this gifted, but would have been happy to pay full price for this South Park masterpiece. I see it has already Overwhelmingly Positive recommendations, both recent and old, and I just have to agree - this game is truly a gem and an absolute must if you have the slightest interest in South Park and its bizarre lore and inhabitants. Wholeheartedly recommended to every wizard, ranger, thief, druid, bard - and new kid around.
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4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
14.7 hrs on record
Posted: 11 August
This game is awesome and funny as hell. If you like south park, you will like this game. The ending to the story line was hilarious lol
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4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
38.4 hrs on record
Posted: 19 August
Doesn't use Uplay.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
22.4 hrs on record
Posted: 12 August
I am one of these players of this game that haven't whatched the serie so much before playing the game. But I enjoyed the game so much. The characters are so funny and are very precise to how they are in the serie (as far as I've seen.).
The story is a fun and entertaining adventure you enjoy all the way through. Plus the side missions are so fun to do.
I think that you should try the game if you get the chance.
30/30
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
10.6 hrs on record
Posted: 5 August
- It's like a really decent long episode of South Park
- Combat is actually semi challenging
- Probably worth around $10
- Not much content
- Inevitably fun
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
32.7 hrs on record
Posted: 13 August
Would fart on someone's balls again 10/10

But in all seriousness, the game needs more sidequests.

Other than that this game is amazing!
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
11.2 hrs on record
Posted: 24 July
beat the game (main story, not side missions) in 11 hours - but it was gold - felt like a south park episode

i would recommend it normally and definitely during a steam sale

9/10
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
4.9 hrs on record
Posted: 25 July
Very funny game! Pure genius humor! Would definitly recommend it!
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
7.1 hrs on record
Posted: 14 August
this is such a brillient game. took me just over 7 hours to finish it << so it isn't really that long, but so worth playing just for the laughs, there are so many references to different games, including: Skyrim and many more. If you are looking for a game that will keep you laughing, then play this. Next stop, Fractured Butt Whole.
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