From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park’s savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool. Introducing South Park™: The Stick of Truth™. For a thousand years, the battle has been waged.
User reviews: Overwhelmingly Positive (18,111 reviews)
Release Date: Mar 3, 2014

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"Probably the best licensed game since Riddick, a light RPG with good loot customisation and the crude humour you would expect from South Park. 30fps o_o"
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From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park’s savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool. Introducing South Park™: The Stick of Truth™.

For a thousand years, the battle has been waged. The sole reason humans and elves are locked in a neverending war: The Stick of Truth. But the tides of war are soon to change as word of a new kid spreads throughout the land, his coming fortold by the stars. As the moving vans of prophecy drive away, your adventure begins.

Arm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat underpants gnomes, hippies and other forces of evil. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as their new friend. Succeed, and you shall be South Park’s savior, cementing your social status in South Park Elementary. Fail, and you will forever be known… as a loser.

Key Features

  • The Definitive South Park Experience
    Written and voiced by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, The Stick of Truth brings their unique brand of humor to video gaming.
  • An Epic Quest To Become... Cool
    Earn your place alongside Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny, and join them in a hysterical adventure to save South Park.
  • Friends With Benefits
    Recruit classic South Park characters to your cause.
  • Intense Combat
    Arm yourself to the teeth with an arsenal of magical weapons and mystical armor.
  • South Park Customization
    Insert yourself into South Park with something like a billion character, clothing, and weapon combinations.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: WindowsXP SP3, Windows Vista SP2, Windows 7 SP1, Windows 8 (both 32/64bit versions)
    • Processor: Intel Pentium Dual-Core E2180 @ 2.0 GHz or AMD Athlon64 X2 3800+ @ 2.0 GHz
    • Memory: 2 GB GB RAM
    • Graphics: nVidia GeForce 8800GT or AMD Radeon HD2600XT (512MB VRAM with Shader Model 4.0 or higher)
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 6 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX Compatible Sound Card with latest drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: WindowsXP SP3, Windows Vista SP2, Windows 7 SP1, Windows 8 (both 32/64bit versions)
    • Processor: Intel Core2Duo E4400 @ 2.0 GHz or AMD Athlon64 X2 4400+ @ 2.3 GHz or better
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: nVidia GeForce 9800GT or AMD Radeon HD4870 (512MB VRAM with Shader Model 4.0) or better
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 6 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX Compatible Sound Card with latest drivers
Helpful customer reviews
73 of 82 people (89%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
16.9 hrs on record
Posted: March 5
Best movie license game I've ever played. I love it. The turn based RPG system fits so well with the animation. This is the game that south park fans deserve. I'll go over the positive aspects and the negative aspects.

Positive:
-This game is incredibly funny. It's raunchy and dirty sense of humor fits me so well. I love it. However, if you are not into that kind of humor, this game will not appeal to you.
-The turned based combat would sound bad, and boring... But it actually has you involved. You don't just choose a move and then watch it play out. It's kind of like the Mario rpg games, where you have to put in some sort of actions to make a "Perfect" hit. The combat is also fairly fleshed out. There are status effects that can be inflicted on enemies. Also the unique ways each buddy can be used to suit your play style. You can even use the enviroment outside of combat using your abilities you get, such as your fart magic, and an anal alien probe. Skipping combat completely, but getting the experience.
-Plenty to explore, and has some replayability. Although I never completed it after doing it twice.
-It is creatively written. The story line is fantastic. Which it should be, being written by the developers of the show themself.
-Due to the kids larping, it makes some creative items. You can literally take a crap in a toilet, and throw it at an enemy to gross them out.
-The story line and all side missions can give you around... 20 hours, even more if you want to replay it.

Negative:
The negative aspects are just me nit picking a bit, but some of these can be an issue for others.
-This game is for south park fans, and for people who are not easily offended. If you are not a south park fan? You might not enjoy this game, and not get most of the jokes.
-The game is too easy on the default difficulty, and even on hard mode, it can be easy. I've found myself never losing a single battle when you follow the story line.
-20 hours is a VERY short rpg game, when it ends, you just want more!!
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49 of 51 people (96%) found this review helpful
38.5 hrs on record
Posted: March 24
It's South Park.
It was written by the guys who write the South Park tv show.
It's the funniest game that i've ever played.
Get it & u will laugh.
10/10

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98 of 127 people (77%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
16.4 hrs on record
Posted: March 12
paid full price a day before it went on sale


10/10
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67 of 87 people (77%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
21.9 hrs on record
Posted: May 15
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每次一听JIMMY说话我就尿的不行了.
Everytime I hear Jimmy talking I will DEFINITELY ♥♥♥♥ MY PANTS.
Step forward now and fulfill your dede.... destiny!
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24 of 24 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
Posted: August 11
TL:DR? See Conclusion

NOTE:
I have played this game extensively when my internet was down (which was 3 days long) so Steam did not record my game time. Steam does not record game time while offline and if I remember correctly I should have 10-11 hours clocked in.

INTRODUCTION:
South Park: The Stick of Truth is a 2014 role-playing game based on the popular TV show South Park. The game was developed by Obsidian Entertainment, and surprisingly enough, published by Ubisoft in one of those occasions where they release a game that is not broken or tied to Uplay. Good job Ubisoft!

The story takes place in the town of South Park where you, the player, take on the role of the 'new kid' who holds a mysterious power of making friends really fast. Upon arriving, you quickly learn about an ongoing 'Battle' (game) between the Human forces of Cartman and the Drow Elves loyal to Kyle for the control of an artifact of limitless power called 'The Stick of Truth'.

PROS:
+ Great art style that mimics the TV Series with great accuracy making the game feel more like an episode of the TV show rather than a video game.
+ High resolution art works and good animations
+ Great sound design that remains true to the TV series' quality
+ Wonderful voice acting featuring the original cast and Adolf Hitler
+ Good old fashion South Park humor (See NEUTRAL #2)
+ Very fun and well integrated gameplay mechanics
+ Good amount of Easter eggs from the TV Show
+ Excellent overall presentation starting from the character creation screen until the end credits
+ Excellent Story
+ Fun Canada mini-game
+ Good amount of character customization however...(See CON #2)
+ No Uplay account needed

CONS:
- Gameplay becomes repetitive after a while
- Very limited armor & weapon customization and selection
- No crafting mechanic to fix the above CON
- Useless DLC items

NEUTRAL:
+/- Excusable 30 fps lock because it works well with the graphics, gameplay and artstyle
+/- The South Park toilet and black/dark humor may not appeal to everyone (so if you don't like South Park to begin with, you will probably not like this game as well.)
+/- The story is fairly linear but the presentation makes it feel as if it was open world

CONCLUSION:
EXCELLENT game for South Park fans all around. South Park: The Stick of Truth preserves the look and feel of the series while integrating a very fun and entertaining gameplay mechanics that would rival even some of the much more established RPG games.

I can RECOMMEND this game at its full price only if you're a South Park fan because chances are, any fan of the series would fully appreciate all the extra content and easter eggs from the show. However, if you're not a fan of the series but don't particularly hate it, get the game during a sale. If you hate the series and/or you're easily offended / triggered by dark / toilet humor I would not recommend purchasing this game.

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