From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park’s savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool. Introducing South Park™: The Stick of Truth™. For a thousand years, the battle has been waged.
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Overwhelmingly Positive (1,062 reviews) - 96% of the 1,062 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
Overall:
Overwhelmingly Positive (25,403 reviews) - 97% of the 25,403 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Mar 3, 2014

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From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park’s savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool. Introducing South Park™: The Stick of Truth™.

For a thousand years, the battle has been waged. The sole reason humans and elves are locked in a neverending war: The Stick of Truth. But the tides of war are soon to change as word of a new kid spreads throughout the land, his coming fortold by the stars. As the moving vans of prophecy drive away, your adventure begins.

Arm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat underpants gnomes, hippies and other forces of evil. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as their new friend. Succeed, and you shall be South Park’s savior, cementing your social status in South Park Elementary. Fail, and you will forever be known… as a loser.

Key Features

  • The Definitive South Park Experience
    Written and voiced by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, The Stick of Truth brings their unique brand of humor to video gaming.
  • An Epic Quest To Become... Cool
    Earn your place alongside Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny, and join them in a hysterical adventure to save South Park.
  • Friends With Benefits
    Recruit classic South Park characters to your cause.
  • Intense Combat
    Arm yourself to the teeth with an arsenal of magical weapons and mystical armor.
  • South Park Customization
    Insert yourself into South Park with something like a billion character, clothing, and weapon combinations.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: WindowsXP SP3, Windows Vista SP2, Windows 7 SP1, Windows 8 (both 32/64bit versions)
    • Processor: Intel Pentium Dual-Core E2180 @ 2.0 GHz or AMD Athlon64 X2 3800+ @ 2.0 GHz
    • Memory: 2 GB GB RAM
    • Graphics: nVidia GeForce 8800GT or AMD Radeon HD2600XT (512MB VRAM with Shader Model 4.0 or higher)
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 6 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX Compatible Sound Card with latest drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: WindowsXP SP3, Windows Vista SP2, Windows 7 SP1, Windows 8 (both 32/64bit versions)
    • Processor: Intel Core2Duo E4400 @ 2.0 GHz or AMD Athlon64 X2 4400+ @ 2.3 GHz or better
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: nVidia GeForce 9800GT or AMD Radeon HD4870 (512MB VRAM with Shader Model 4.0) or better
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 6 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX Compatible Sound Card with latest drivers
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ICS Vortex
( 44.2 hrs on record )
Posted: July 27
If you are a fan of South Park TV-series then this game is for you. Big South Park fan myself, love the game.
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Snake_
( 1.5 hrs on record )
Posted: July 27
really ♥♥♥♥ing bad
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Jonathan The Kazoo Kid
( 1.4 hrs on record )
Posted: July 27
Me and my friends at work planned to get this game.

It was hard getting the money after the new guys signed up because...

They took our jobs!
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kiss of the dragon
( 2.3 hrs on record )
Posted: July 27
jag vill spela detta spelet
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Atlas
( 7.2 hrs on record )
Posted: July 27
Basically a giant south park episode with pretty much every shtick&spiel they've ever done. Ranging from anal probes and lemmywinks to underpants gnomes and Mister Hankey the christmass poo.
All of this goodness wrapped has been neatly packaged into a Story based RPG drawn in the iconic south park style.
Really fun experience if you like the show. c:
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entcag
( 17.6 hrs on record )
Posted: July 27
holy ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥ this game is amazing
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Fable
( 4.1 hrs on record )
Posted: July 26
Game is funny and a god change in pace, I got it on sale and recommend doing the same, its awesome but not worth over 10$ honestly :D still great game and fun story/animations
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Jag
( 33.4 hrs on record )
Posted: July 26
Awesome :-)
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Cas
( 5.5 hrs on record )
Posted: July 26
Absolute ♥♥♥♥

I recommend it highly

I couldn's stop playing and even though it's as disgusting as one would expect from a south park game it was ♥♥♥♥ing hilarious and I found myself laughing outloud at some scenes. It's also a real treat to try and spot refrences from episodes (which there are MANY) though watching the show is not required to have a great time playing this game. Literally the funniest ♥♥♥♥ ever.
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Snuttfisen
( 38.7 hrs on record )
Posted: July 26
Being a long-time South Park fan I really appriciated the work Matt & Trey + team put into making this awsome game.

I was a bit sceptic at first glance but after a friend of mine told me that it feels like a longer episode of the series...I was hooked, bought it, played it and loved it.

Now we have to look forward to the nex entry in the series: "the Fractured but Whole".


--- Pros ---

+ Humour, it dosen´t get more south park than this
+ Great visuals (yes I mean it)
+ the Story, the characters it´s all there

--- Cons ---

- Not too fond of all the Ubisoft collecting ♥♥♥♥♥
- It DOES outstay it´s welcome for some reason, IF you want to do EVERYTHING. At least for me it did.


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Didn´t see anyone write this when I bought it, but being from europe and being neighbur with Germany I wanted to to reasure that THIS version of the game is NOT the censured one.
It is not the censured version, thankfully.
Now I don´t know how Steam releases these games to other countrys, but since I could play the game uncesured maybe you could too!?
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
15 of 15 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
54.0 hrs on record
Posted: July 13
Product received for free
South Park: The Stick of Truth is a turned-based RPG. As the new kid in South Park, you get involved in a LARP opposing Cartman's Humans against Kyle's Elves, while the quiet little mountain town is place to events beyond what the kids anticipated.

Pros: This is a South Park fan's heaven, filled with fan service from across all seasons, with almost every characters from the show making an appearance or being referenced at some level. Most loot are winks to episodes: a sarcastiball trophy, a shake weight, an Antonio Banderas love doll, an Okama Gamesphere, and hundreds more. If an episode reference wasn't in the loot, it's out there on display in a kid's room or closet. Every shop or radio play songs from the show (Chef, Jennifer Lopez, DVDA songs, you name it). Matt Stone and Trey Parker's very-involved participation shows everywhere: the voice acting, the politically incorrect script and often down right disgusting language, the humor and how it critiques society. You feel like you're an actual character in South Park, forth wall breaks saved by the fact that you're playing a game about playing a game, and the kids' play-pretend opens "spells" and "attacks" effects to completely crazy scenarios. Graphically, it looks exactly like the show, nothing groundbreaking but exactly what you'd expect.

Cons: The game is extremely basic with little depth in the mechanics, combat being a bare-bone turn-based system with timed button-pressing. You pick one of four unoriginal classes ("Jew" is just a stand-in for the typical RPG "priest") with small skill trees each. You can equip up to 2 weapons and 3 pieces of armor (although some have a customizable perk slot or two), none of which are class-specific. Creating your own character in the South Park universe is unfortunately limited, most character customization will have to wait in-game for you to find wigs, face paint and armor dye, so that you finally have a character that looks like you want. The story is short with few complexity an relies strictly on its humor to keep it interesting. If you skip the exploration (something only fans will care for) and few optional sidequests, you'll probably be through the game within 10 hours.

Verdict: ★★★★☆ - Next on your list

If you are not a fan of South Park, STAY AWAY! But if you are, this is an unquestionable must have. To the fan, it's a Season worth of content, jokes, running gags and nostalgia. If you have any interest in South Park: The Fractured But Whole, start with this game first.

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11 of 11 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
13.2 hrs on record
Posted: July 4
Pure comedic gold, a fantastic working of the TV show in to a game, as f-d up as you'd expect (and more), really very enjoyable exploring South Park and lots of references to all the characters and episodes. Turns out i'm not a fan of turn based rpgs, but it doesnt matter as nothing is off limits in this game! If you like the show, this game is a must have.
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18 of 25 people (72%) found this review helpful
17 people found this review funny
Recommended
4.1 hrs on record
Posted: July 4
I'm goin' down to South Park
gonna have myself a time.

(Stan+Kyle) Friendly faces everywhere
humble folks without temptation.

Goin' down to South Park
gonna leave my woes behind.

(Cartman) Ample parking day or night,
people spouting HOWDY NEIGHBOR!

Heading on up to South Park
gonna see if I can't unwind.

I like ♥♥♥♥ing silly ♥♥♥♥♥es, cause I know my ♥♥♥♥♥ likes it.

So come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine!


10/10
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6 of 6 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
28.2 hrs on record
Posted: June 30
Best game I played in a long time. Not a big fan of single player games, but this was amazing. Even if your not a fan of South Park the show this is still a funny and entertaining game. 10/10
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5 of 5 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
27.0 hrs on record
Posted: July 10
Pretty Funny, no glitches , no bugs. Its just an awesome game ^_^ but I wish they made a longer story line.
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5 of 5 people (100%) found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
Recommended
16.4 hrs on record
Posted: July 5
Eyeglasses give me -2 charisma.
Everyone calls me a d-bag.
People constantly pick fights with me.

This game sums up my life pretty well.
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4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
20.9 hrs on record
Posted: July 24
Holy sh|t, what a ride.

Obsidian hit every single mark and checkbox with this one. They hit the nail on its head, the plank on the jump, and the ball outta the park - and into space.

Everything about the game is brilliant and so true to its origins that it's almost scary. More than anything, it feels like watching a marathon of all the best stuff the show has had to offer through the years. It's been a while since I saw any South Park episodes, but this game has convinced me to start watching the show again.

I haven't laughed this hard and loud in what feels like forever - there where moments when I had to pause the game before continuing because my sides were hurting so much. I swear I had tears in my eyes at one point.

Sure, the jokes may be hit and miss if you're not a fan of the show, but then again, why would you even have the game, or be interested in playing it? This is a gift to the fans and for my part, I loved every second of it. It put a big, fat smile on my face and wouldn't let go until my stomach had been churned to oblivion from so many insane pranks and jokes.

I got this gifted, but would have been happy to pay full price for this South Park masterpiece. I see it has already Overwhelmingly Positive recommendations, both recent and old, and I just have to agree - this game is truly a gem and an absolute must if you have the slightest interest in South Park and its bizarre lore and inhabitants. Wholeheartedly recommended to every wizard, ranger, thief, druid, bard - and new kid around.
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4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
12.4 hrs on record
Posted: July 10
An amazing masterpiece. Maybe the most addictive game for me this year together with DarkSouls III.
Highly recommended.
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6 of 8 people (75%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Recommended
15.9 hrs on record
Posted: June 27
The Stick of Truth is a pretty good game.

I'm a fan of these type of games, turn based combat with you on the left and the enemy on the right. These kind of RPGs are some of the best of the best. It's not a very long game, but the time spent is worth it I'd say. This satisfies my hunger for a decent Paper Mario game, which this reminds me of quite a bit.

Also.. make sure your parents aren't watching when you play this.

Guy Fieri rates this game 9/10 and would like to induct into the Flavortown Game Library.
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3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
9.6 hrs on record
Posted: July 8
The Elder Scrolls VI: South Park
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