From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park’s savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool. Introducing South Park™: The Stick of Truth™. For a thousand years, the battle has been waged.
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Overwhelmingly Positive (880 reviews) - 97% of the 880 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Overwhelmingly Positive (25,431 reviews) - 97% of the 25,431 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Mar 3, 2014

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From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park’s savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool. Introducing South Park™: The Stick of Truth™.

For a thousand years, the battle has been waged. The sole reason humans and elves are locked in a neverending war: The Stick of Truth. But the tides of war are soon to change as word of a new kid spreads throughout the land, his coming fortold by the stars. As the moving vans of prophecy drive away, your adventure begins.

Arm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat underpants gnomes, hippies and other forces of evil. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as their new friend. Succeed, and you shall be South Park’s savior, cementing your social status in South Park Elementary. Fail, and you will forever be known… as a loser.

Key Features

  • The Definitive South Park Experience
    Written and voiced by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, The Stick of Truth brings their unique brand of humor to video gaming.
  • An Epic Quest To Become... Cool
    Earn your place alongside Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny, and join them in a hysterical adventure to save South Park.
  • Friends With Benefits
    Recruit classic South Park characters to your cause.
  • Intense Combat
    Arm yourself to the teeth with an arsenal of magical weapons and mystical armor.
  • South Park Customization
    Insert yourself into South Park with something like a billion character, clothing, and weapon combinations.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: WindowsXP SP3, Windows Vista SP2, Windows 7 SP1, Windows 8 (both 32/64bit versions)
    • Processor: Intel Pentium Dual-Core E2180 @ 2.0 GHz or AMD Athlon64 X2 3800+ @ 2.0 GHz
    • Memory: 2 GB GB RAM
    • Graphics: nVidia GeForce 8800GT or AMD Radeon HD2600XT (512MB VRAM with Shader Model 4.0 or higher)
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 6 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX Compatible Sound Card with latest drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: WindowsXP SP3, Windows Vista SP2, Windows 7 SP1, Windows 8 (both 32/64bit versions)
    • Processor: Intel Core2Duo E4400 @ 2.0 GHz or AMD Athlon64 X2 4400+ @ 2.3 GHz or better
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: nVidia GeForce 9800GT or AMD Radeon HD4870 (512MB VRAM with Shader Model 4.0) or better
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 6 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX Compatible Sound Card with latest drivers
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Yolo Swaggins
( 2.7 hrs on record )
Posted: July 30
Hilarious! Had to pause it multiple times so I could laugh my ♥♥♥ off!

9/10
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KING MICHAEL
( 15.6 hrs on record )
Posted: July 30
This game is incredible even if you're not a fan of the show. If you're not a fan of the show after playing this game you would definitely want to watch it. This game is a must buy, it is funny, fun, and filled with great references from the show and if you get them you'll have a great laugh.
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Cheesekirby
( 3.2 hrs on record )
Posted: July 30
It's funny, stupid, and amazing 9/10 IGN
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Here come dat boi
( 12.9 hrs on record )
Posted: July 30
-Farting
-Racist jokes
-Getting inside a gay man's ♥♥♥♥
-Makeover
-Do abortion

10/10 Would be friends on Facebook with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Just don't ever fart on someone's balls
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leg men are a rare species
( 18.7 hrs on record )
Posted: July 29
insert stutter joke here
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Nazzarath
( 21.0 hrs on record )
Posted: July 29
Let me start by saying i hate JRPG's but man do i love this game i actually lol'd it was so good.

If you like the show at all you'll love this game and the game play doesnt get borring, on the first playthrough at least. Not a lot of replayability but is still a great game and a ton of fun and definatly worth it.
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DoctorBatman
( 11.6 hrs on record )
Posted: July 29
This game is amazing. It is South Park with rpg elements and infinite amounts of custimation and some awsome clasesse even inclduin a JEW class.
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Pyroman67
( 13.3 hrs on record )
Posted: July 29
Product received for free
South Park. That is one word i can use to describe its dark humor. This game is amazing for FINALLY giving fans of the long running comecy central tv show a map of a town in colarado. This game can make you laugh at how much humor and references that are carried over to the game. Witha sequel on the way, you should play this, as it is a must have for south park fans.
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[Pyro] Dallas
( 18.1 hrs on record )
Posted: July 29
funniest game i've ever played, thumbs up to south park, and most importantly, trey parker and matt stone. can't wait for the fractured but whole to come out
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SkullCracker
( 25.6 hrs on record )
Posted: July 28
one of the best games I've been playing so far.
Note: to get the best out of this game you might need to watch all the southpark episodes
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
20 of 21 people (95%) found this review helpful
Recommended
54.0 hrs on record
Posted: July 13
Product received for free
South Park: The Stick of Truth is a turned-based RPG. As the new kid in South Park, you get involved in a LARP opposing Cartman's Humans against Kyle's Elves, while the quiet little mountain town is place to events beyond what the kids anticipated.

Pros: This is a South Park fan's heaven, filled with fan service from across all seasons, with almost every characters from the show making an appearance or being referenced at some level. Most loot are winks to episodes: a sarcastiball trophy, a shake weight, an Antonio Banderas love doll, an Okama Gamesphere, and hundreds more. If an episode reference wasn't in the loot, it's out there on display in a kid's room or closet. Every shop or radio play songs from the show (Chef, Jennifer Lopez, DVDA songs, you name it). Matt Stone and Trey Parker's very-involved participation shows everywhere: the voice acting, the politically incorrect script and often down right disgusting language, the humor and how it critiques society. You feel like you're an actual character in South Park, forth wall breaks saved by the fact that you're playing a game about playing a game, and the kids' play-pretend opens "spells" and "attacks" effects to completely crazy scenarios. Graphically, it looks exactly like the show, nothing groundbreaking but exactly what you'd expect.

Cons: The game is extremely basic with little depth in the mechanics, combat being a bare-bone turn-based system with timed button-pressing. You pick one of four unoriginal classes ("Jew" is just a stand-in for the typical RPG "priest") with small skill trees each. You can equip up to 2 weapons and 3 pieces of armor, none of which are class-specific. Creating your own character in the South Park universe is unfortunately limited, most character customization will have to wait in-game for you to find wigs, face paint and armor dye, so that you finally have a character that looks like you want. The story is short with few complexity and relies strictly on its humor to keep it interesting. If you skip the exploration (something only fans will care for) and few optional sidequests, you'll probably be through the game within 10 hours.

Verdict: ★★★★☆ - Next on your list

If you are not a fan of South Park, STAY AWAY! But if you are, this is an unquestionable must have. To the fan, it's a Season worth of content, jokes, running gags and nostalgia. If you have any interest in the sequel, South Park: The Fractured But Whole, you should start with this one first.

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13 of 13 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
13.2 hrs on record
Posted: July 4
Pure comedic gold, a fantastic working of the TV show in to a game, as f-d up as you'd expect (and more), really very enjoyable exploring South Park and lots of references to all the characters and episodes. Turns out i'm not a fan of turn based rpgs, but it doesnt matter as nothing is off limits in this game! If you like the show, this game is a must have.
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19 of 26 people (73%) found this review helpful
18 people found this review funny
Recommended
4.1 hrs on record
Posted: July 4
I'm goin' down to South Park
gonna have myself a time.

(Stan+Kyle) Friendly faces everywhere
humble folks without temptation.

Goin' down to South Park
gonna leave my woes behind.

(Cartman) Ample parking day or night,
people spouting HOWDY NEIGHBOR!

Heading on up to South Park
gonna see if I can't unwind.

I like ♥♥♥♥ing silly ♥♥♥♥♥es, cause I know my ♥♥♥♥♥ likes it.

So come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine!


10/10
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7 of 7 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
28.2 hrs on record
Posted: June 30
Best game I played in a long time. Not a big fan of single player games, but this was amazing. Even if your not a fan of South Park the show this is still a funny and entertaining game. 10/10
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6 of 6 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
27.0 hrs on record
Posted: July 10
Pretty Funny, no glitches , no bugs. Its just an awesome game ^_^ but I wish they made a longer story line.
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5 of 5 people (100%) found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
Recommended
16.4 hrs on record
Posted: July 5
Eyeglasses give me -2 charisma.
Everyone calls me a d-bag.
People constantly pick fights with me.

This game sums up my life pretty well.
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5 of 5 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
23.1 hrs on record
Posted: July 24
Holy sh|t, what a ride.

Obsidian hit every single mark and checkbox with this one. They hit the nail on its head, the plank on the jump, and the ball outta the park - and into space.

Everything about the game is brilliant and so true to its origins that it's almost scary. More than anything, it feels like watching a marathon of all the best stuff the show has had to offer through the years. It's been a while since I saw any South Park episodes, but this game has convinced me to start watching the show again.

I haven't laughed this hard and loud in what feels like forever - there where moments when I had to pause the game before continuing because my sides were hurting so much. I swear I had tears in my eyes at one point.

Sure, the jokes may be hit and miss if you're not a fan of the show, but then again, why would you even have the game, or be interested in playing it? This is a gift to the fans and for my part, I loved every second of it. It put a big, fat smile on my face and wouldn't let go until my stomach had been churned to oblivion from so many insane pranks and jokes.

I got this gifted, but would have been happy to pay full price for this South Park masterpiece. I see it has already Overwhelmingly Positive recommendations, both recent and old, and I just have to agree - this game is truly a gem and an absolute must if you have the slightest interest in South Park and its bizarre lore and inhabitants. Wholeheartedly recommended to every wizard, ranger, thief, druid, bard - and new kid around.
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4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
12.4 hrs on record
Posted: July 10
An amazing masterpiece. Maybe the most addictive game for me this year together with DarkSouls III.
Highly recommended.
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4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
9.6 hrs on record
Posted: July 8
The Elder Scrolls VI: South Park
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4 of 5 people (80%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Recommended
15.9 hrs on record
Posted: July 24
Corporative Professional Long Review:

+ You can play as a Thief being white, also you can be a black Jew.

- 30 fps cap.

9/10
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