From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park’s savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool. Introducing South Park™: The Stick of Truth™. For a thousand years, the battle has been waged.
User reviews: Overwhelmingly Positive (10,642 reviews)
Release Date: Mar 3, 2014

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"Probably the best licensed game since Riddick, a light RPG with good loot customisation and the crude humour you would expect from South Park. 30fps o_o"
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About This Game

From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park’s savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool. Introducing South Park™: The Stick of Truth™.

For a thousand years, the battle has been waged. The sole reason humans and elves are locked in a neverending war: The Stick of Truth. But the tides of war are soon to change as word of a new kid spreads throughout the land, his coming fortold by the stars. As the moving vans of prophecy drive away, your adventure begins.

Arm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat underpants gnomes, hippies and other forces of evil. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as their new friend. Succeed, and you shall be South Park’s savior, cementing your social status in South Park Elementary. Fail, and you will forever be known… as a loser.

Key Features

  • The Definitive South Park Experience
    Written and voiced by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, The Stick of Truth brings their unique brand of humor to video gaming.
  • An Epic Quest To Become... Cool
    Earn your place alongside Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny, and join them in a hysterical adventure to save South Park.
  • Friends With Benefits
    Recruit classic South Park characters to your cause.
  • Intense Combat
    Arm yourself to the teeth with an arsenal of magical weapons and mystical armor.
  • South Park Customization
    Insert yourself into South Park with something like a billion character, clothing, and weapon combinations.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: WindowsXP SP3, Windows Vista SP2, Windows 7 SP1, Windows 8 (both 32/64bit versions)
    • Processor: Intel Pentium Dual-Core E2180 @ 2.0 GHz or AMD Athlon64 X2 3800+ @ 2.0 GHz
    • Memory: 2 GB GB RAM
    • Graphics: nVidia GeForce 8800GT or AMD Radeon HD2600XT (512MB VRAM with Shader Model 4.0 or higher)
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 6 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX Compatible Sound Card with latest drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: WindowsXP SP3, Windows Vista SP2, Windows 7 SP1, Windows 8 (both 32/64bit versions)
    • Processor: Intel Core2Duo E4400 @ 2.0 GHz or AMD Athlon64 X2 4400+ @ 2.3 GHz or better
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: nVidia GeForce 9800GT or AMD Radeon HD4870 (512MB VRAM with Shader Model 4.0) or better
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 6 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX Compatible Sound Card with latest drivers
Helpful customer reviews
6 of 7 people (86%) found this review helpful
19.7 hrs on record
Who knew licensed games could be great again?
Posted: September 25
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6 of 8 people (75%) found this review helpful
12.1 hrs on record
The washington redskins approve this game.
Posted: September 29
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7 of 10 people (70%) found this review helpful
26.8 hrs on record
killed a giant nazi zombie fetus, then i farted on it
10/10 would play again
Posted: September 28
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
34.6 hrs on record
Couldn't possibly be more genuinely South Park, and in a good way - not only in the art, atmosphere, jokes and references, but in how well it manages to celebrate AND parody a genre at the same time. THIS is how you put a license to good use, people.
Posted: September 24
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
18.9 hrs on record
One of the best and funniest RPGs in a very long time.
Posted: September 23
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
28.0 hrs on record
I've played all the South Park games, and honestly I wasn't going to give this a try. But I said What The Heck and bought it for 40$. This game is really good. The story is fantastic, the humor is great, the gameplay is amazing, and I just love it all.

First, the story. Talks about the Evles VS Humans. Cartman is leader of the Humans, Kyle is the leader of the Elves. They are in a constant war for the "Stick of Truth" because "For whoever controls the stick, controls the universe" Keep in mind that it is not real violence, and they're actually hitting each other with sticks, it's all imagination. It is made to look like real violence, but it really isn't.

Second, the humor. I love the script of this game. Cartman has probably the best lines. It's just amazing how they got the humor so perfect. South Park fans will love this part.

Third, Gameplay. It's a normal RPG with a few tweaks. First of all, enemies aren't random, and you can avoid most of them, except bosses. One of my favorite parts is that your PP (Power Points) and HP (Health Points) regain by themselves when you finish the battle. That way you don't waste your items. There are certain abilities you can have depending on your class, Jew, Fighter, Mage, or Theif. Each of these abilities are unique in their own way. For example, Theif has a backstab, and Fighter has a move where you kick someone in the balls. You can also get Fart Magic, which is honestly the funniest battle mechanic ever. You unlock the abilities the more you level up, and can level up each ability up to a certain level (4 or 5 I believe). There's also tons of sidequests. This is probably one of my favorite RPG's ever.

Fourth, Customization. There are tons of customization options. Througout the game you can get wigs, facial features, and even clothes you can wear the make you stronger. Sadly you cannot be a girl, but you can make yourself look like one. You can modify your weapons and clothes to have certain colors or abilities. Things called "Perks" are unlocked by having friends in South Park. The more friends, the more perks. These perks make you stronger or weaker. You can modify your weapons and clothes by adding little patches that have certain abilities, like 20% more money, or Gross Damage, or even Bleeding. Tons of option here, you wont get upset by that.

Things I don't like about the game: First, it's really freaking short. It's not worth the 60$ it used to be, so they dropped it to 40. I reccomend waiting for a sale at like, 35 or even 30. Now the Saving feature in this game is absolute bullcrap. When you save it might save a little bit before where you actually were, making you have to do a battle or 2 again. Another thing I don't like is how the difficulty suddenly raises halfway through the game. Then again you can customize the difficulty to your taste at any time.

This game really is good, but it does have some faults. Also, you can fart on people, highly recommended if you're into this humor and gametype. I'd say wait till it's on sale though, not worth the 40$ in my opinion.
Posted: October 6
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
14.0 hrs on record
If you liked/like South Park this is worth playing, it really is just like playing an episode of the tv show.

The comedy/South Park flavor is good, a lot of it taken straight from the show.

The RPG parts are a bit light for my tastes, very easy, and stats/leveling up/equipment didn't seem to matter very much.

Combat was very uneven, it felt hard at the start, but once you get the hang of it, it's very easy, not very strategic.

This game has a lot more in common with Costume Quest than Dragon Age

I enjoyed it very much and I'd probably play a sequel.
Posted: October 12
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
12.8 hrs on record
"Respect my Authorita!"

If you are a south park fan! This is the game for you!
The gameplay is turn based with a lot of focus on quick button pressing for defending against attacks making it more engaging than usual. Lot of turn based games let you decide your moves and you can sit back to see them play out, but not here. You have to pay attention, you have to understand delays in enemy attacks and block when they attack. Similarly, when you attack, you need to time it to give maximum damage.

The humor is good, did not find the rpg elements to bear me down with boring side quests. Everything is South Park related. If you know the show, you will get the references.

Awesome game!
Posted: October 16
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
30.7 hrs on record
Loved this game just wish there was a DLC for it to add more gameplay
Posted: October 16
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
12.3 hrs on record
Get it, you won't regret it.
Posted: October 12
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
25.9 hrs on record
Best TV series is now also the best RPG game ever.
Posted: October 13
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9 of 16 people (56%) found this review helpful
13.4 hrs on record
Wisely borrows a lot of its gameplay from classic JRPGs like Chrono Trigger and Super Mario RPG. So even though it's relatively short and a bit too easy, it's a very comfortable ride.

The story part is like one of the better South Park episodes, for both the clever parody and bizarre shock humor. The sidequests have a lot of obscure references for fans of the show.

Just putting this under Negative because I suspect nobody actually reads Positive reviews.
Posted: October 17
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
12.4 hrs on record
This game is amazing and funny but warning if you are one of those guys who can be easily offended this game isnt for you but for me its a 9/10
Posted: September 27
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
20.4 hrs on record
Great game! 10/10 would recomend using dirty underwear has a helmet.
Posted: September 30
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
6.7 hrs on record
Это было ну оочень легко...
Posted: October 1
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
14.4 hrs on record
Best licensed game ever. If you like South Park you'll LOVE THIS!
Posted: October 1
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
13.6 hrs on record
Great game.

Storyline , comedy and gameplay are all of the highest standard .

Only downside is its pretty easy even on "Hardcore" ( gets harder near the end of the game )

A Must buy for South Park fans and also fans of turnbased RPG
Posted: October 1
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
52.2 hrs on record
I came to South Park: The Stick of Truth having watched about 3 episodes of the show many years ago, remembering that I hadn't really got it. I left a not just a fan of the game, but of the show and now have over half the series on DVD.

Not only are the plot of this game supremely South Park it is also a very solid RPG in and of itself.
Posted: September 26
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
18.7 hrs on record
crude, rude,funny, yep, its south park!
not just a fun setting, with the usual characters from the world of south park, the non pc humor and outrageous events, but a very very good rpg game!
It has nailed all of the perfect elements you would want in any rpg, add the south park world and people, and you have a perfect blend.
The game has been perfectically crafted by matt and trey, its totally authentic to south park.
The rpg element is great. The game has replay value I would say. There are lots of side quests to complete as well as the main story.
There is a lot of variety to the game as well, which is always key, you will need to solve different types of puzzles, use various types of weapons and powers, work out what your best set up is, etc.
Very fun, but I think key is the fact it is actually a very good rpg game as well.
A must for ay south park fan, and I would advise non fans to pick it up as well :)
Posted: September 24
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
51.4 hrs on record
This game has allot of replay value if you missed anything in the game and the game itself is just downright hilarious, I love this game and I probably always will but it does suck if you miss stuff because you can't go back to it so.... I give it a 8/10
Posted: September 27
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