From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park’s savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool. Introducing South Park™: The Stick of Truth™. For a thousand years, the battle has been waged.
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Overwhelmingly Positive (24,841 reviews) - 97% of the 24,841 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Mar 3, 2014

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From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park’s savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool. Introducing South Park™: The Stick of Truth™.

For a thousand years, the battle has been waged. The sole reason humans and elves are locked in a neverending war: The Stick of Truth. But the tides of war are soon to change as word of a new kid spreads throughout the land, his coming fortold by the stars. As the moving vans of prophecy drive away, your adventure begins.

Arm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat underpants gnomes, hippies and other forces of evil. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as their new friend. Succeed, and you shall be South Park’s savior, cementing your social status in South Park Elementary. Fail, and you will forever be known… as a loser.

Key Features

  • The Definitive South Park Experience
    Written and voiced by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, The Stick of Truth brings their unique brand of humor to video gaming.
  • An Epic Quest To Become... Cool
    Earn your place alongside Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny, and join them in a hysterical adventure to save South Park.
  • Friends With Benefits
    Recruit classic South Park characters to your cause.
  • Intense Combat
    Arm yourself to the teeth with an arsenal of magical weapons and mystical armor.
  • South Park Customization
    Insert yourself into South Park with something like a billion character, clothing, and weapon combinations.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: WindowsXP SP3, Windows Vista SP2, Windows 7 SP1, Windows 8 (both 32/64bit versions)
    • Processor: Intel Pentium Dual-Core E2180 @ 2.0 GHz or AMD Athlon64 X2 3800+ @ 2.0 GHz
    • Memory: 2 GB GB RAM
    • Graphics: nVidia GeForce 8800GT or AMD Radeon HD2600XT (512MB VRAM with Shader Model 4.0 or higher)
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 6 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX Compatible Sound Card with latest drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: WindowsXP SP3, Windows Vista SP2, Windows 7 SP1, Windows 8 (both 32/64bit versions)
    • Processor: Intel Core2Duo E4400 @ 2.0 GHz or AMD Athlon64 X2 4400+ @ 2.3 GHz or better
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: nVidia GeForce 9800GT or AMD Radeon HD4870 (512MB VRAM with Shader Model 4.0) or better
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 6 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX Compatible Sound Card with latest drivers
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FaZe Dank
20.6 hrs
Posted: September 24
South Park: tsot is like that one friend who always takes it too far. When it's over you'll either love it, or want to break off all contact and never go near it again, but either way you'll love every minute of it
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Asuma Sarutobi
17.2 hrs
Posted: September 24
worth buying it
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IxBxAxNOOB
11.4 hrs
Posted: September 24
4/5 takes some gettn use to if ur not a turn base player.but after some time you'll like it. funny AF had me laughing the whole game unless you get affended easy. its a must play. just for the laughes
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Relaxation23
22.8 hrs
Posted: September 24
Great game could play many different times and change minor game play but for the most part all the jokes and side humor get used up still a great game... take ur time it goes fast.
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jman1021
17.6 hrs
Posted: September 24
South Park is one of my favorite TV shows. After playing South Park: The Stick of Truth, I believe that is a must-own for any fan of the series.

The game perfectly captures the spirit of the show. It feels like a multi-part episode.

I don't have any issues with South Park: The Stick of Truth. If you're not easily offended, a fan of the show, a fan of RPGs, and over the age of 13, then I highly recommend this to you, but you're easily offended, not a fan of the show, not a fan of RPGs, or under the age of 13, then I highly don't recommend this game to you.

10/10
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|| pro_styla1 B>TradingCards1rec
13.0 hrs
Posted: September 23
This game is insanly good, if u love the southpark serie u will love this aswell,
but even if u never watched southpark, its funny as hell with a interesting and stupid story lol
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archampion
25.1 hrs
Posted: September 23
I really disappointed when I played until the alien and ufo part. Censored gameplay. What the hell is this. Why censored? Really disappointing when game is censored. This is disappointing. Can Ubisoft do something about it? How about limit age group instead of region..

Seriously disappointing. I cannot even play a proper because of censoring bs. Waste my money to buy this crap.
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Inpasta
25.8 hrs
Posted: September 22
You can throw your own popo at your enemites. 10/10 would recomend
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tharje
10.0 hrs
Posted: September 22
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kg
31.6 hrs
Posted: September 22
If you're a fan of South Park, you probably already own this game.

If you're not a fan of South Park... WTF is wrong with you? Go watch it and become a fan of South Park. Then come back and buy this game.
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
17 of 17 people (100%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
13.6 hrs on record
Posted: September 11
South Park : The Stick Of Truth is a love letter to fans of South Park.
At first i thought this game is just a mindless parody with wonky mechanics.
I was wrong, polished mechanics, ABSOLUTELY funny story line with a lot of swear words.
Amazing turn based system, quests, sidequests, customization, perks and upgradable abilities.
Kind of short for my liking though, but its ok! I will 100% this game someday :D
10/10 Best RPG ever
Can't wait for the sequel, South Park: The Fractured But Whole
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11 of 12 people (92%) found this review helpful
11 people found this review funny
Recommended
16.0 hrs on record
Posted: September 7
Tom Cruise Still won't come out of the closet. 10000/10
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7 of 7 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
20.7 hrs on record
Posted: September 3
The gameplay is Baby's First RPG, but everything else is excellent. If you're a fan of the show, it's a must-own. It's basically an interactive, twelve-hour episode (and in the best way possible).

Stray Points:

Zero replayability. Everything is samey and overly-simple for veteran players. Consider this a one-time investment (an excellent one if you can grab it during a sale).

As noted above, if you're a fan, it's a must-own. That's because 70% of the appeal comes from the strange South Park mythos and all of the in-jokes and gags exclusive thereto. And, much like any quotationalist media, the more you know about the show, the funnier the game is. However, if you aren't a fan of the show, you have absolutely no reason to play this game. If you haven't seen the show, the humor may string you along, but the gameplay really isn't enough to sustain interest, otherwise.
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5 of 5 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
12.7 hrs on record
Posted: August 30
If you like south park you will like this game simple as that.
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5 of 6 people (83%) found this review helpful
Recommended
23.4 hrs on record
Posted: August 28
A suprisingly engrossing RPG that doesn't end up as a time sink

How on earth Obsidian entertainment managed to make a good RPG out of South Park is beyond me. I knew they were capable game creators but they ended up crafting not just a good game but a great South park episode. You see and visit the whole town with enough interesting set pieces to stop the game becoming stale. Sewers, homes, streets, very small government facilities, very large bedrooms and...well lets just say something that will fly over peoples heads. The really ingenious aspect is having the whole game set whilst all the children in the town are fully engaged in a live action roleplay game pretending to be in a fantasy world of wizards and elves.
What would have been perfectly acceptable as a storyline takes repeated twists and turns, upping the ante until you would need someone like Morgan Freeman to come out and calmly narrate what the hell is going on. Yet at this point it's too late. You're smile is fixed and it's not going away until the credits roll.

They ended up crafting not just a good game but a great South Park episode

The classes seem to end up having less of an effect on how you play but the animations that occur once you perform certain class specific moves. Weapons and armour have noticable differences in abilities and customization allows a suprisingly deep level of item managment. Much like in other games you will feel the pain of loss for replacing your favourite weapon for a statistical upgrade despite the fact you think it looks worse. Only in this game your favourite weapon will, coincidentally, probably end up being your mothers favourite as well.

Gameplay wise Obsidian have crafted a game that absolutely nails the basics but feels to abandon any attempt at advanced tactics or strategies. Whilst you can certainly use items and afflictions to your advantage there doesn't appear to be further challaenges aside from rushing down the apponenet and instead a greater impact is placed or interacting directly in combat in the form of quick time events. Quick time events are usually the bane of any game but here they are used in combat for boosts to attacking and defedning, spicing up what would otherwise be an animated menu selection into almost a rythm combat game. Somehow it all just works.

Possibly the most underrated and least talked about part of this game is how it won't take your life away. Everyone is familiar with the Bethesda epics like Skyrim, or the Witcher series by CD Projekt RED but so often these games feel like the save file is something you keep as part of your lineage. Handing down to your son when he comes of age and he too will pass it on to his son. That's great for a lot of people for a lot of reasons, but I'd also like games I can completely experience without needing to take half a year off work. South Park can be comfortably completed in under 25 hours and that includes all sidequests and collectibles. If this feels like bad value for money then we will have to fight, just remember to wait your turn.
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6 of 9 people (67%) found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
Recommended
57.4 hrs on record
Posted: September 8
Timmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.........

Timmy Timmy Timmy...

Timmy:

-Timmy,Timmy
-Timmy
-Timmy,Timmy,Timmy

Timmy:

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Timmy Timmy Timmy,Timmy Timmy!!!
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
8.4 hrs on record
Posted: August 29
Too expensive for a joke, youll enjoy it if you love the show
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
15.0 hrs on record
Posted: August 28
This game is surprising. You know when you buy it, you are going to get a southpark franchise game. What you do not expect is the story is be gripping, and with some level of depth. You dont expect the RPG aspects to actually have some meat to them and real thought needs to be put into what you do and do not wear.

bottom line - This game is worth every penny of 30 dollars or more. If you are a die hard SouthPark fan, then its worth the full 60. For people who simply want a fun game with no super intense thought to put in, this hits every mark possible. Its graphically amusing, insults everything you would expect, and even surprises you often with "why did they put this there, this is awesome!".

A Must pick up for casual RPG players and REALLY sets a bar that the new game must achieve or will flop.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
13.9 hrs on record
Posted: August 31
Everything I like about South Park as an lovable-over-the-top RPG. Just when I thought things cannot become more looney, the game was there to prove me wrong.
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