From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park’s savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool. Introducing South Park™: The Stick of Truth™. For a thousand years, the battle has been waged.
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From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park’s savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool. Introducing South Park™: The Stick of Truth™.

For a thousand years, the battle has been waged. The sole reason humans and elves are locked in a neverending war: The Stick of Truth. But the tides of war are soon to change as word of a new kid spreads throughout the land, his coming fortold by the stars. As the moving vans of prophecy drive away, your adventure begins.

Arm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat underpants gnomes, hippies and other forces of evil. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as their new friend. Succeed, and you shall be South Park’s savior, cementing your social status in South Park Elementary. Fail, and you will forever be known… as a loser.

Key Features

  • The Definitive South Park Experience
    Written and voiced by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, The Stick of Truth brings their unique brand of humor to video gaming.
  • An Epic Quest To Become... Cool
    Earn your place alongside Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny, and join them in a hysterical adventure to save South Park.
  • Friends With Benefits
    Recruit classic South Park characters to your cause.
  • Intense Combat
    Arm yourself to the teeth with an arsenal of magical weapons and mystical armor.
  • South Park Customization
    Insert yourself into South Park with something like a billion character, clothing, and weapon combinations.

Cerinţe de sistem

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    • SO: WindowsXP SP3, Windows Vista SP2, Windows 7 SP1, Windows 8 (both 32/64bit versions)
    • Procesor: Intel Pentium Dual-Core E2180 @ 2.0 GHz or AMD Athlon64 X2 3800+ @ 2.0 GHz
    • Memorie: 2 GB GB RAM
    • Grafică: nVidia GeForce 8800GT or AMD Radeon HD2600XT (512MB VRAM with Shader Model 4.0 or higher)
    • DirectX: Versiune 9.0c
    • Stocare: 6 GB spațiu disponibil
    • Placă audio: DirectX Compatible Sound Card with latest drivers
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    • SO: WindowsXP SP3, Windows Vista SP2, Windows 7 SP1, Windows 8 (both 32/64bit versions)
    • Procesor: Intel Core2Duo E4400 @ 2.0 GHz or AMD Athlon64 X2 4400+ @ 2.3 GHz or better
    • Memorie: 4 GB RAM
    • Grafică: nVidia GeForce 9800GT or AMD Radeon HD4870 (512MB VRAM with Shader Model 4.0) or better
    • DirectX: Versiune 9.0c
    • Stocare: 6 GB spațiu disponibil
    • Placă audio: DirectX Compatible Sound Card with latest drivers
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Postat: 26 decembrie, 2015
South Park : The Stick of Truth
Probably one of the best licensed games ever.If you are a fan of the show,you will enjoy this game 100% because it has everything from the humor,the art style and of course the same voices from the show.

The combat system
The game uses a turn based system with a lot of input from the player.You need to reactively click to attack and block.The attacks you'll do will get repetitive,especially the basic melee/ranged ones but you also have special abilities that use up mana and fart attacks(yep)that have different effects on your enemies.The combat never got me bored because you have so many weapons,debuffs,buffs and funny one-liners in combat.Most of the game you will be assisted by a buddy of your choice which is cool because each one has their own abilities,traits and weapons.

Looting
Looting is a big part of the game.You can loot everything.Dead bodies of friends/enemies,every house,garage,trashcan,lockers etc in the game.Besides a huge variety of weapons and gear,each with their specific stats,you can loot the so called ''junk items''.Those are ridiculous objects like a ''Banderas sex doll'' or ''Underpants'' that you can sell for money.They don't do anything,they are there just for you to sell and have a laugh.During the entire game you will find yourself looting stuff because it's everywhere and it's addicting.You can also collect Chinpokomons just because.

Customization and diversity
You start the game by creating your own South Park character and along the way you can continuously customize him with tons of different hair styles,beards,mustaches,eye glasses and so on and so forth.You have tons of ways to make your character unique.But apart from customization,there are also tons of weapons and gear that you can loot or buy.The weapon and gear diversity is great.Especially because you can modify each piece of equipment with the so called ''strap-ons''.Adding different stats and effects to your gear.

The campaign story
The main story is probably around 10-15 hours long depending on how fast you move and defeat enemies.The cut scenes are artistically the same as the show with obvious strong language and offensive dialogue with a lot of shock value.I liked it,but someone who doesn't enjoy South Park,will probably want to skip the cut scenes.After finishing the main story,you will probably end up with a lot of side quests that may take up a few more hours to finish and also you can further explore South Park and Canada.

It's a very good game in every aspect.Great combat,huge diversity,awesome cut-scenes with South Park-esque dialogue,a lot of content and even replayability since you can choose between 4 classes,one being the Jew class.

Pick this game up if you are looking for a fun,silly game with a ton of South Park references.
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Postat: 22 octombrie, 2015
-Plays game up to sex scene part
-boss battle starts against the warlock gnome
-mom walks in
-boobs bounce on the screen
-mom asks "what on earth do you think you are doing?"
-tries to explain
-gets no wifi for 2 weeks

11/10 would get screwed over taht boss battle again.
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Postat: 25 august, 2015
Much like the beloved TV show, South Park: The Stick of Truth is ridiculous, over-the-top, and crude. South Park has taken its shots at the world of video games before, but never with this kind of reverence. At the same time, the game is a celebration of seventeen seasons of the show, drawing references from fan favorites across the entire span of its run. Amazingly enough, the South Park stuff aside, it's actually a really good RPG as well.
South Park: The Stick of Truth puts players in the role of the new kid in town. He and his parents just moved to the quiet, Colorado mountain town in order to get away from some bad thing that happened that he has conveniently forgotten about. After being shooed out the door by his parents and told to go make some friends, he discovers that the children of the town are embroiled in what has to be the most amazing LARPing session of all time, all to decide who controls the miraculous Stick of Truth, which gives its bearer control over the universe. He naturally gets drawn into the game, but behind the scenes, the weirdness of South Park is at an all time high. Aliens, secret government organizations, underpants gnomes, nazis, zombies, nazi zombies, and Al Gore all threaten to bring the town to the brink of destruction, unless the new kid can become cool.
It should come as no surprise that Stick of Truth looks and feels just like an episode of South Park. The game begins with a terrific character customizer that allows players to generate their own nine-year old kid in the South Park style. Some players may be disappointed to learn that only male characters can be created, but there are story reasons for this, and rest assured, the girls of South Park get their day in the sun as well. Similar to Fallout 3, the appearance of the new kid determines the appearance of his parents as well. The town of South Park has been faithfully recreated, including the vast majority of landmarks seen throughout the show's seventeen-season run, including Jimbo's Guns, Skeeter's Bar, City Wok, South Park Elementary, City Hall, and even Canada. The story possesses unique elements, but also draws from the show's history for events, side quests, and even the miscellaneous junk items.
Of course, exploring South Park isn't as easy as it looks. There are a number of places the new kid won't be able to get to, at least not right away. There are locked doors that require keys to open, and rooftops and small spaces that require special abilities to access. In fact, the interactivity of the environment is one of the game's strongest aspects, and even plays a role in combat. By using the various special abilities at the new kid's disposal, as well as the special abilities of his friends, players can find multiple routes through the game's areas, and even make combat easier by defeating enemies beforehand, sometimes in surprisingly ridiculous ways.
Stick of Truth's combat involves simple but engaging turn-based battles reminiscent of the Paper Mario series. Near the beginning of the game, players can choose one of four classes — the fighter, the mage, the thief, and the jew — and each class has its own special skillset. Each class learns five special moves that can be used by consuming power points, and can spend points earned each level to upgrade their power. In addition, the new kid can also summon powerful beings like Jesus and Mr. Slave to assist in battle, and harness the magical power of... his farts. He can also bring a single ally into battle, though they can be switched out on the fly at the cost of a single turn.
Once battle begins, combat takes place turn by turn, "just like in medieval times." The new kid and his ally can perform one healing ability and one attack ability each turn. All attack skills require some sort of timed button input to perform effectively, though they are mostly very easy to perform, and the ones that require a bit more finesse are still plenty powerful even if the player fails.
Unfortunately, the game tends to be rather easy most of the time. This is partly compounded by the ease of which players can gain experience. The game caps out at level fifteen, and if players are ardent about completing side quests and exploring the town, the new kid will reach this cap well before the end of the game. The game is much more challenging in the first few hours than it is later on, despite an adjustable difficulty setting. That said, the ease of play is still dictated by successfully performing attacks in combat, and a string of bad inputs can quickly change the tide, right up until the end of the game.
Players can also collect a huge assortment of weapons, armor, augmentation items, and accessories like wigs, make-up, and glasses to further customize their character. The number of customization options are mind-boggling, so players should have no trouble making their character their own. Players can also get permanent passive bonuses to various combat functions by earning perks. Perks are earned by gaining facebook friends in the town.
One of the most surprisingly excellent aspects of South Park: The Stick of Truth is its audio. The fantastic voice talents of Trey Parker and Matt Stone are certainly wonderful on their own, but an even greater surprise is the music. Not only are there some terrific orchestral pieces that help set the tone, the game is filled to the brim with the goofier songs from the series' history, often playing on radios scattered throughout the town or during particular battle sequences.
Some players may wish to be cautious, however, as even by South Park standards, Stick of Truth is particularly crude. Not since the 1999 film South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut has South Park pushed the boundaries of good taste as far as they have here. Players will engage in battle beneath the bodies of two people making sweet, sweet love, perform an abortion, and delve deep inside a man's ♥♥♥♥♥♥. There are alien anal probes and just about every bodily function imaginable, and anyone who is even remotely offendable should stay far, far away.
The best thing about South Park: The Stick of Truth is the little things that help bring the town to life. Fans of South Park are definitely not going to be disappointed, and fans of RPGs won't be either. Although the game is fairly short, the quality of the experience is undeniable, and the humor and multiple classes give it a fair bit of replayability as well. And as Obsidian games go, it's also one of the most stable. I didn't encounter a single issue. It took a while to get here, but the wait was well worth it: South Park: The Stick of Truth is sweet.
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Postat: 28 august, 2015
Found a naked guy touching himself when I opened some house's door.
He closed it.


10/10 would play it again
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Remember kids. Never fart on a mans balls.
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