Buy South Park™: The Stick of Truth™

If I pick Jew and die 6 million times, does that make me Hitler?

Holy sh|t, what a ride.

Obsidian hit every single mark and checkbox with this one. They hit the nail on its head, the plank on the jump, and the ball outta the park - and into space.

Everything about the game is brilliant and so true to its origins that it's almost scary. More than anything, it feels like watching a marathon of all the best stuff the show has had to offer through the years. It's been a while since I saw any South Park episodes, but this game has convinced me to start watching the show again.

I haven't laughed this hard and loud in what feels like forever - there where moments when I had to pause the game before continuing because my sides were hurting so much. I swear I had tears in my eyes at one point.

Sure, the jokes may be hit and miss if you're not a fan of the show, but then again, why would you even have the game, or be interested in playing it? This is a gift to the fans and for my part, I loved every second of it. It put a big, fat smile on my face and wouldn't let go until my stomach had been churned to oblivion from so many insane pranks and jokes.

I got this gifted, but would have been happy to pay full price for this South Park masterpiece. I see it has already Overwhelmingly Positive recommendations, both recent and old, and I just have to agree - this game is truly a gem and an absolute must if you have the slightest interest in South Park and its bizarre lore and inhabitants. Wholeheartedly recommended to every wizard, ranger, thief, druid, bard - and new kid around.

i farted on a nazi zombie fetus

This has to be one of the most hilarious game i have ever played. South Park has had one of the most crapiest line of games until this installment. Pros and Cons ♥♥♥♥♥es.

Pros:

1) Funny as hell. This game will leave you in stiches.
2) Solid 2-D scrolling graphics.
3) Plays like any old school RPG games.
4) Storyline is just like watching an episode of South Park. Your character is apart of the show, the star even.
5) straight forward not much explaination needed, even if you do need helpful hints from time to time very easy to understand.
6) The game may and will offened you.
7) Just having the power to fart on anything is just fun.

Cons:

1) One day I will play this game then 4 weeks go by and i remember "Oh yeah I have this game" (that is of course you have the time to play the game straight through).
2) The block control can be a bit chanllenging in trying to get use to the system.
3) Kind of wish there was more dialog from some favorite characters like Randy Marsh or City Chicken guy.


Yea not much hate on this game really just nit picking. This game does get repetative but if you just in it for the jokes you wont be disappointed. Like i said this Game had me in stiches with some of the stuff going on. I definitly recommend buying this game. However as I right this very late review the second installment for South Park the Fractured Butwhole (lol) will be released soon and with it a free copy of Stick of Truth. Your choice, buy or wiat it does not matter for you will not be dissapointed. Have Fun.

This game is awesome and funny as hell. If you like south park, you will like this game. The ending to the story line was hilarious lol

Perhaps in no other game I was amused me so much, just like in this game. South Park has an exciting storyline that is quite long. So for me at least was, I went the story honestly. I finished the game on medium difficulty and played for the magician. Besides the opening battles with the homeless, I had no problem to fight the battle, so the next time it probably try on the hardest difficulty.

The game is very fun, the graphics are according to the television series. The game, however, are best gags and a large number of attacks. This game I recommend everything.

DLC to the game I did not buy thanks to the advice of the other players and I think that not even need to play.

VERY fun game. I give it a 8/10

It has a very good RPG element both in-combat and out of combat.. Alot of secrets can be found, as well as avoiding combat by finding various world items to use against the enemies.

The jokes are hilarious, what you would expect from a southpark show / game.

It does have uncensored things ( like swearing, and some people being fully Naked. etc) , so be warned.

What I didnt like about it, was 2 things..

--The game was a bit to short. I managed to beat it in only 5-6 hours of game time. for the story and most of the side quests. Not including the collections like chinpokomon.

-- The other was that the villans of the game, While I wont say what they are because of spoilers, It is just an overdone enemy. They even confirmed it in-game, which i found funny. they did try to mix it up a bit, i'll give it that. but in the end of the day, the villans are what they are.


Overall! Though the game was short, and I rolled my eyes when I found out what i'd be fighting most of the game, I did have ALOT of fun. Worth the 30$ I spent. I plan on replaying it as a new class.

+ You can play as a Thief being white, also you can be a black Jew.

- 30 fps cap.

9/10

I am one of these players of this game that haven't whatched the serie so much before playing the game. But I enjoyed the game so much. The characters are so funny and are very precise to how they are in the serie (as far as I've seen.).
The story is a fun and entertaining adventure you enjoy all the way through. Plus the side missions are so fun to do.
I think that you should try the game if you get the chance.
30/30

Killing Kloie Kardashian's giant aborted nazi zombie fetus at the Unplanned Parenthood clinic has been the most difficult part of Stick of Truth. Cartman's ♥♥♥♥ nugget toss was useless beacuse of course an undead Kardashian nazi zombie fetus is immune from being disgusted. Luckily I was able to revive the new kid at the last minute by eating a taco. This gave him just enough strength to win the battle by using the man bear pig claw's power attack. Great game so far.